[Private to T.J.]You are
not going to believe this! Hal has a double. So, buddy, you're not alone in clone land. God, he's hot, too! And an officer of the law, no less...with stubble!
[Private to Hal]I thought I should probably warn you before anyone else *coughTomcough* starts making comments. There's a new bloke in town and he could be your slightly-less well-groomed twin. His name's Jack.