Portland Net

Private to Damon, Caroline, Lexi, Elena, Katherine and Robin
Is everyone okay?

Private to Rebekah
Where are you? Are you okay?

Private to Lexi
Hey, I'm heading to the bar tonight to watch the hockey game. Do you wanna go?

Private to Rebekah
Hey.

Hey handsome.

I guess nothing shocks me anymore. So this is Portland? At least it's not the Other Side.

So much for finally finding peace. What's up, Portland? Has anyone else around here been hanging out on the Other Side lately?

What's going on?

Okay, listen up people, because I'm only gonna say this once. If someone wants to say something to me, then you need to fucking say it to me instead of being the little bitch you are and saying stuff to my girlfriend(s) behind my back. In fact, you needs to keep your damn mouth shut about things you know absolutely nothing about.

I'm talking to whoever the hell this applies to, but mostly this is for you, Prancy Smurf. You don't know anything about what the hell I'm dealing with right now. You haven't even bothered to fucking speak to me since any of this happened so don't you dare pretend you know what's going on with me. Because if you thought I was a bitch before? You have no idea what I'm capable of now. Got it?

Consider this your PSA.

Dean says that I should rename the rabbit but I feel like it should be the rabbit's choice.



ETA: Princess Fluffles is a male rabbit.

My house is entirely too quiet! Who wants to hang out? Get a drink or two... Anything! Just get me out of the house!

Private to Stefan

Hey there!

Private to Rebekah, Elijah, Hayley, Lexi and Davina's friends.
Davina's gone. Her stuff is gone too, so my guess is she's left Portland.

Private to Caro, Lexi and Elena
I'm back and I saw that Damon and Katherine are back too. You guys okay?

Private to Rebekah
I don't even know what to say. Did you switch back?

Has anyone gone back to normal yet?

Private to Caro and Lexi
So, I got us a few movies and I figure we could take a night and appreciate the genius that is John Hughes. Up for it?

Private to Damon
You got plans tonight?

Private to Rebekah
Be ready about nine tomorrow morning. We'll head out then.

I've had crazy nights before but never one like last night. Let's just say I've never woken up naked, in the forest next to a decimated chicken...

I haven't been living here long but I have noticed how strange Portland weather can be. For example it was raining but perfectly sunny. It also has a habit of being sunny one day and cold and wet the next...

>>Text to Stefan and Davina
I'm running around doing some errands. Do we need anything? Food? Drinks? Anything?

>>Davina
How are you doing? I haven't really talked to you since Rebekah was back.

Portland?

Portland?

I don't know how I got here, or why, or if I'm still dreaming the most vivid of dreams, but I do not belong here. I need to get back to New York. Back to my friends, back to my job and back to my dreams.

I just wanted to let you two know that I am going to stay with Elijah and Hayley tonight.

Well, how about that. Portland. I always wanted to kill a hippy or two.

You might've wanted to mention to me that Davina was a witch... Did you forget about that?