Portland Net

So, I don't ask this often.

But is there anyone out there in need of an employee?

Happy New Year, Portlanders!

private to Davina and Marcel
Happy New Year. You two missed out on a party last night.

private to Karolina
So, we should definitely hang out again.

I must be one of the very few who don't enjoy the holidays. Don't really see the appeal anymore.

Private to Allison
I hope you had a nice Thanksgiving. Did you spend it with your mutts? Yes, this is me being bitter.

Currently in the body of a hot vampire, thinking about a road trip to Seattle or somewhere. I feel the need to party, supernatural-style. Maybe some shopping. Want to come with?

As wild as I like my rides the whole zombie thing wasn't appealing to me. Glad that's over with.

Private to Parrish
Did you pull through, Deputy?


Private to Allison
I'm assuming you and yours made it. They did have you saving their asses, after all.

Are you doing okay?

Portland, you need to work on your welcome wagon.

Is this place always so fucked up?

I'm a porter at the hospital and today I got balled out by my manager because a body that I shipped down to the morgue was MIA. Seriously, who's stealing fucking corpses? Or is this some government conspiracy, burning them before they can spread infection? Either way, Portland is a bust!

Is there a full moon? What's with this sudden burst of criminal activity? I realize this is a big city, but the amount of arrests coming into the precinct just this week alone tops anything I've ever seen.

That said, if anyone witnesses any violent or suspicious activity, do not try to engage. Find a safe place and contact the authorities right away. We don't need anyone else getting hurt out there.


Also, there's a Roy Harper here at the station. He says he's from the wormhole too. Anyone want to come and claim him?


[Beacon Hills]
Is it just me or is the atmosphere around here changing?

Private to Scott
You're welcome.


Private to Hayley/Originals
Looks like I made the right choice in trusting you all.


Private to Derek
Are we going to continue the inevitable? Where are you hiding, Derek?

Crazy walk home last night. Fucking drunks hanging round on the streets making dicks of themselves. Saw the usual patrol cars and even a couple of ambos.

I know this feeling. People are dying.

Be careful out there.

[Katherine]

My freaky death radar is pinging. Not enough to make me dangerous unless it suddenly gets much much worse, but the last time I felt like this was the sorority fire. There's been nothing in the news so I don't know if I should tell anyone or how I'd even explain it without getting into the whole Hel thing but not knowing what's behind it is wigging me out.

[Kate Argent]

Weird question, neither you nor your fan club happen to be on a killing spree at the moment, right?

I'm back. I have my memories back.

Let Elijah go. He can't help you. I'm the one that took Allison. I freaked out when she caught me feeding and I locked her up so she the vervain would run out of her system. Then I was just going to compel her to forget the last few days. It didn't work out that way but Elijah had nothing to do with it. Let him go.

Well, fuck me, now I've seen everything.

Hello, Portland.