Portland Net

I just spotted what appeared to flying monkeys on my way home. They flew by then disappeared into what can only be described as a puff of smoke! I don't know what I would have done if they'd gotten any closer to me!

Okay, residents of NW Raleigh St. You may have noticed some unexpected visitors outside. I'm assuming the wormhole's playing up again, because last time I checked there were no flying monkeys in Oregon. I don't know if they're dangerous (Teddy's scared of them, but she's also scared of the vacuum cleaner, puppies, and occasionally gusts of wind) but if the wormhole's spitting them out it might be spitting out other things as well. If needed Caspian and I are both armed - he's got a sword, I've got a gun, and if I can get hold of a car battery and some copper wire that I don't have to pull from the fuse box I'm pretty sure I can rig my taser to get a more powerful charge.

Is anyone hurt or trapped? Have there been any other sightings?

Straw poll, people of Portland.

Hypothetically, if a brave soldier just happened to (for example) fall out of a train while saving his friend and, in the process, lost an arm and then a (totally fictitious) government organisation worked out how to create a kick-ass bionic arm to replace said arm, how many of you would freak out when you saw it?

Just, you know, totally out of curiosity.

Portland? Seriously? Just how much did I drink last night?