Portland Net

Private to TFW

Yeah. It's me. I'm fine. Please return to your regularly scheduled programming.

Hello, humans and... others. There are so many different varieties of you, many of which I do not even recognize. Your dimensions must be very different from mine.

My name is Hannah.

Filtered: Teen Wolf

Hello, folks. The Wishing Well was a tough time for all of you, I know. Being possessed, almost dying, almost killing your friends, it's not a good experience to go through. And as understanding as the Portland PD tries to be, I know it's not easy to explain it all or to always be believed. I wanted you to know you can come to me, if you need help or if you think there's something the police should be aware of. I'll listen, no matter how weird it sounds. I promise you that.

Filtered: Charlie Bradbury

There's a whole host of complicated with the newest angel that came through. But I understand he saved your life. I'd like to invite him over for dinner some night. Being all on his lonesome won't help him. But it's our house, your house too. What do you think?

Filtered: Gadreel

[TO COME LATER, JO]

If anyone would like to get a beer with me sometime, I'm happy to accept. If you're under twenty-one, you can have ginger beer or some other soda.

Hospital staff really are the same everywhere, aren't they?

[ alison + other friends of stiles ]

I heard about Stiles. I want to help. What's the situation right now?

[ peter ]

Hey. I heard what happened to you and Matt. Mind if I ask you a few questions about it?

[ team free will ]

So. Looks like we've got a problem.

(added later)
[ lydia martin ]

Hi. I'm Sam, Alison told me to contact you. She said you might know how to stop the nogitsune.

Logically I know that using the coins is a really terrible idea, but they're just sitting there. Staring at me.

Maybe I should bury them.

Filtered: Team Free Will (expanded edition)

I have burgers, hotdogs, and barbecue for us today. I'm grilling. There's cold beer in the fridge and apple pie baking. Afterward, there's sparklers and some small fireworks just for us. We done good. Lets celebrate it.

[ team free will ]

So, if the monster invasion is done with at least for the moment, then it's time to deal with our other problem. You don't have to be involved if you don't want to be, but I figure you should be in the loop anyway.

I want to cure Dean.

Private to Tony:

Hey. Haven't heard from you in a few How's it going? Incinerated any bad guys lately?

Filtered from Blaine Anderson & Crowley:

Central Control System is up and running thanks to the tireless efforts of some great individuals. If you already have an earpiece, we're going to be communicating with you soon to establish your position. If you do not have a communications device that links you to us, come see us to get set up. We're in the downtown area by the library, and we're trying to get everyone connected in order to be more efficient when it comes to taking down these invaders.

For those of you that are not familiar with the technology, we will also be happy to give you a crash course.

Thank you to everyone for all your hard work, and stay safe.

FILTERED AWAY FROM CROWLEY + BLAINE ANDERSON:

Attached is a list of addresses of small safehouses pocketed through the city if you need a place to hide out or if you need to bring civilians to safety. I've visited each one and stocked it with a first aid kit and other basic supplies along with disposable cell phones if you need to make contact with anyone and don't have your own phone on you. There's also salt and bottles of holy water for any creatures affected by it, and if you stop into any of the boltholes and want to leave your own supplies behind that might help the next person, that'd be great.

Stay safe, guys. Don't do anything stupid if you're not a professional, that kind of stuff.

ATTENTION EVERYONE!

Hi! Barry Allen again. Sorry. I make charts when I get nervous.

Below is a chart listing the known violent instigators that have arrived here. Please add to the list as you see fit. Also if you think the chart needs another heading, that can be added in too.

This post could also be used to let everyone know of safe locations.

Be careful out there, everyone!

( Chart of Enemies )

I've said it before, and I'm saying it again This time publicly Anyone who is going out and helping with the current situation, whether you're fighting or doing something else, we should be organized. We should communicate about where we are and what we're seeing. We should be telling everyone who isn't equipped to handle themselves in this kind of danger that there are people who can help them, that we will help them if they ask. We should be getting those people out of harm's way and into safe places in the city. And we should be keeping in touch and communicating to make it happen effectively.

For those of you who are new or that I haven't met, my name is Sam Winchester. Some of the monsters out there are from my world, others aren't, but tackling monsters-- hunting evil-- is my job at home. I'm aware that makes some of you uncomfortable, but I think we're a bit past If anyone is unsafe, or needs back-up, or wants to make their home safer with wards or other precautions, please don't hesitate to ask for my help. If I'm not in a position to help, I'll try to find someone who can.

[ david & wanderer, separately ]

I saw your notes, but I was wrapped up in handling a situation of my own and couldn't answer. Are you alright? Do you still need help?

FILTERED TO SAM, ADAM, JODY, CAS, GABRIEL, JESSICA:

I managed to track Dean's phone -- and found it abandoned in a dumpster behind Frank's Noodle House. No credit card purchases, no ATM withdrawals, no logging into his email.

It's not like Dean doesn't have experience with disappearing.

FILTERED TO BENNY LAFITTE:

Sup, I don't think we've met, but you were the last person Dean talked to on his phone before he ditched it.

TEXTS TO SAM WINCHESTER:

» Wake up.

TEXTS TO JODY MILLS:

» Are you awake?
» Have you seen Dean?

TEXTS TO ADAM WINCHESTER, CHARLIE BRADBURY:

» Has Dean spoken to you?

TEXTS TO JESSICA MOORE:

» Are you still with Sam?
» Dean was in bed. Where is he now?

TEXTS TO BENNY LAFITTE:

» Is Dean with you?

TEXTS TO CROWLEY:

» Where is he.

PHONE CALLS TO SAM WINCHESTER:

**INCOMING CALL: Castiel**
**INCOMING CALL: Castiel**
**INCOMING CALL: Castiel**

ANGEL RADIO TO GABRIEL; IN ENOCHIAN:

Gabriel. Find Dean. He has to be here somewhere.

Portland. Wow. That's... random. Sort of disappointing too. After all that talk about wormholes and crap, I was sort of expecting to end up on the Millennium Falcon or something.

Anyway, hi. David Lassiter. Where is the nearest Starbucks?

Well, this sure ain't where I thought I'd end up.

My male police badge has been marked expired and invalid, but I do get to keep it. While I got no problem with it, I won't be posting any "selfies" to this network. If anything, I might make a scrapbook of the past few weeks, while the memories are still fresh. I'd like to have some other folks in it, whether you stayed yourself or swapped genders. I focused on living and just being me, doing my duty, while it was going on. But that's enough fodder to think on for some time.

To everyone who arrived since that got started, hello, I'm Jody Mills, and this is what I look like most the time.

I've been in some strange places but I think this one has to top them all. I'm Oliver Queen and can someone explain to me what is going on here?

FILTERED TO THE WINCHESTERS, JODY MILLS, JESS MOORE, + PETER PARKER:

So... do I lose my lesbian card if I sleep with a boy who's currently housed in a really cute female body?

Because if so, whoops

I think this is my fifth or sixth night of takeout and I feel ill. I still haven't mastered this kitchen and I can't just eat Peter's cooking all the time because it's just ramen noodles and Cheetos.

FILTERED TO STILES STILINSKI + KURT HUMMEL:

Did I tell you Memorial Day's a day off for you? Because Memorial Day's a day off for you. I've been so distracted by everyone swapping genders that I didn't think to mention it this week. I'd act like missing a day is a hardship but we have a case load of ... zero at the moment.