Portland Net

>> My ex has the hots for you
>> Damon not Stefan

I'll pass on the next carnival.

Whaddup Portland?

So, crazy thought but how do I get out of here?

I guess it doesn't matter where I end up. Can't seem to catch a break.

Have you spoken to Davina?

I know we're all displaced and homesick so I thought maybe Caroline and I could host a Christmas party on Christmas Eve. Who's up for a little egg nog with their rum?

Private to Elijah, Niklaus and Hayley
Well, oh wise brothers of mine, what shall we do now?

Personally, I'm inclined toward killing his "dark queen".

Private to Santana
I've leased a flat not far from here in Dani's name. I would like you to stay there for the time being. And while I don't begrudge you your little games, you need to start her on vervain again. Immediately.

I will be sending another houseguest along as well.

Private to Matt
I have a favor to ask of you.

We've got to talk about Kol.

Again.

Seriously this time. Not the whole "I'll take care of him if he becomes an issue." Because he's already an issue. And because this time he's going to go after Bonnie.

I like the energy in this city.

Since you're apparently human or something now, how do you feel about getting a drink?

Where are you little witch? I do not find your tricks amusing.

I've got your girl and before you get your little thousand year old panties in a twist, she's fine. I ain't gonna hurt her unless you bunch of brainiacs decide to fuck with me. Homegirl's got a problem. Now if you're really a thousand than you probably already noticed she's a blood junkie. I'll be real with you. The only reason she isn't dead is cause my girlfriend thinks she can be saved and I love my girlfriend and I hate letting her down. So I'm putting Hayley on vampire rehab. No blood, no murdering, no being a general asshat. I might be convinced to let you visit her, one at a time but if you try anything I swear to God you'll regret it and so will Hayley.

Questions? Concerns? Comments from the peanut gallery?

We need to talk.

Did you take Allison's memories?

Clara needs to be changed and it's your night. you son of a bitch

Where is she?

Private to Elena
If there's anything I can do, please do not hesitate to ask.

Private to his siblings
It's apparent that last night's fire is being blamed on a vampire. And more over, it feels as though the finger will be pointed in our direction. Do not entertain such claims.

Private to Viktoria
Are you well?

Private to Allison
What have you heard about the fire?

Private to Hayley
Would you mind relocating yourself and Clara until this Silas and fire situation has, well blown over?

Can I safely assume that you have no problem putting your brother down (again, since you didn't seem to have any trouble staking him the first time) if he starts causing trouble?


Your pain in the ass brother. Not Elijah.

So tell me, where is all the fun that Portland has to offer?

Well, I'm certainly not going to complain. Hello, Portland, Oregon.