Portland Net

I'm seriously fucking done with men.

Is it too early to start drinking?

I figure you probably can't see what Sam Winchester posted. Looks like it's the whole story, though I really don't see why it's supposed to matter if your loyalties are to Lucifer or Hell or whatever and they don't exist here.

By the way, I wasn't kidding when I said I rely on obscurity. I'm Hel. Norse, not Christian, and our powers are pathetically weak until Odin manages to track down Frigg. Unfortunately? that's not going to happen for me now because they don't exist here either. I keep quiet about it because I'm not here to fuck with anyone and I never asked for it, but if they react like this to demons it doesn't make me too optimistic about my chances.

If you do want to fuck with them, I won't stop you but I definitely won't help you either. If not I don't see any reason we should be on different sides.

Anyone know where I can get some decent french fries around here? Not fast food. The good stuff, at a place where they change the oil in the fryer more than once a week. I've had a bitch of a day and I need a pick me up.



EDIT: Screw the french fries. Which of you have the Winchesters pissed off?