Portland Net

Private to Ed

I blew up the school. Well... not all of it. Just my classroom really. Everything they said about me was right.

I think the F.B.I. is after me now.

Hey, I'm Sheriff Swan, but you can call me Emma. I'm hoping maybe you'll check the net and see this. I heard about what happened at your school and I was wondering if we could meet up to talk? You're not in any trouble at all, but I do want to talk if you're fine with meeting with me and maybe someone I work with.

Sometime after this
High schoolers

Wow, okay, that definitely wasn't me this time.

Did anyone else see that parade or have I just officially lost my mind?

It's getting a little quiet around here.

Private to Ed

You better not get pulled back by that wormhole.

A week ago I was sitting in the Quarter, drinking a latte, and thinking about how my life couldn't get any weirder. I'm never doing THAT again.

Now what? I just... register for school tomorrow and act like everything is fine? Do I need to find someone to pretend to be a parent to check me in? Exactly how does this work? You'll have to forgive me. I've never been sucked into a wormhole and deposited in the Pacific Northwest before.

Private to Viktoria and Sam (Wilson)/Ed can read

I wanted to thank you both for having us over for Thanksgiving. It was really nice, and I'm glad to have been a part of that.

Here's a little something to shake off those turkey comas. Atomic County Issue #2: The Crime of Fashion.

This is one of my favorite all-time issues of Atomic County because it stars Lil Miss Vixen. And everyone know she's the cutest superhero around.

( Under the cut )

Private to Ed

I stole one of your pillows this morning. It smells like you. School should have been cancelled this week. I am beyond bored in Chemistry. Didn't you say you were gonna do my homework for me? Oh brilliant science genius of the universe? I am not worthy of your massive intelligence.

Yes, this is my sad excuse to stay entertained during class. What are you up to?

I don't know if you celebrate Thanksgiving but Viktoria invited us to go over to her place that day to eat. What do you think, you up for going?

I miss my accent. And my powers. And my non-metallic limbs.

Someone out on the street just tried to teach me how to do The Wobble. I guess things are getting back to normal, huh.

Oh look, it's my favorite holiday.


Except not no more.

Private to Ed

I'm headed for one of the drop off sites to get some supplies. Don't worry. I'm mulching everything in my path. Ain't nothing gonna get near me if I have anything to say about it.

By the way... How good are you at making houses out of mostly rubble? I just feel bad taking up space at your place.

Power's out around the Bar Fly.

Anyone want to put money on whether it'll come back before the chest freezers defrost?

I hope nobody had any zombie friends on Edgecliff Rd since I just set a group of them on fire.

This isn't like any anomaly I've seen before. What's going on, is this reality created by Future Predetors.

Also, why the hell am I in America?

Portland looked a whole lot different last time I was here. A girl could get used to this. You know, with the exception of whatever the hell else is going on around here.

Someone wanna give me the 411?

Private to Ed

They got into my house. About twenty or thirty of them.



So I burned it to the ground.

I should probably catch up on homework since school is cancelled. Can anyone help me find information about Christopher Columbus? I've never even heard of him, and I have to write a paper about him.

Private to Ed

You really think there are zombies out there?

Private to Seth

I need to ask you a question about superheroes.