Portland Net

Private to Faith
Where the hell are you?

Private to Willow
You good?

So a baby? That's new!

Straw poll, people of Portland.

Hypothetically, if a brave soldier just happened to (for example) fall out of a train while saving his friend and, in the process, lost an arm and then a (totally fictitious) government organisation worked out how to create a kick-ass bionic arm to replace said arm, how many of you would freak out when you saw it?

Just, you know, totally out of curiosity.

Does anybody know who Harry Dresden is? Apparently I'm working for him now.

Thank the bloody pits of fire and brimstone. I detested being a woman.



And stop with the selfies! Who do you all think you are? James Franco?

FILTERED TO HARRY DRESDEN, IANTO JONES, DEAN WINCHESTER, SKYE, WILLOW ROSENBERG, + ANYONE ELSE WHO WANTS TO PLAY WEDNESDAY D+D:

All right, bitches, tonight's our first get-together and we're going to go over basics and 4e changes, so gameplay and structure and we'll hit a really easy encounter just to get used to it. But BEFORE WE DO!

I want to know about your characters.

Let me know who you're playing. Race, class, name, stats, backstory - let me know who you're going to be dragging through these dungeons so I can weave all that stuff into my storylines.

SEE YOU TONIGHT

Hey Myspace sluts.

You were ugly in 2006 when Myspace was cool.

You're still ugly.

I know I asked before and I'm pretty sure I dropped the ball, but that's because being in an interdimensional portal threw off my game. D+D. Wednesdays, my place. Beginners more than welcome! There will be snacks, probably alcohol, and this DM accepts bribes.

ETA: Dean Winchester, Harry Dresden, and Ianto Jones are all my bitches so far.

FILTERED TO JOE D. MILLS & ADDY WINCHESTER (hehehehehe):

I picked up some extra boy/girl clothes for you two since it looks like this is gonna go on for a while.

Also some beers, if you guys want to hang out and I swear I won't make fun of either of you. The jokes are all old now.

FILTERED TO DEAN WINCHESTER:

So I'm drawing up a campaign and I need my top human fighter to go tell people this shit is cool. There's an extra under-the-table 500gp and 400xp in it for you, and don't act like you don't want it. D+D is about the only battling you're gonna get to do in this place since we all decided to play nice with the vampires.

Hello Portland online network of the year 2014.

I don’t know if I want this to be a really elaborate dream or not. Because I was kind of in the middle of something important but this is a teeny tiny computer from right out of my dreams so I think I’ll just work on staying in the dream a little longer if this is one.

Plus Holly was pretty nifty and not a demon.

Unless someone is feeding off my dream and I’m slowly dying. Then I think I’d rather wake up.

And take the computer with me.

Is it pinching yourself or slapping yourself that gets you out of a dream?