Portland Net

I can't handle waking up like this. I mean come on, this is a little awkward. Sam you better be not eating Cheeseburgers and stuffing your face withe sugary things. My body likes Vegan items, nothing with Dairy and NO MEAT!!

Oh man, every morning I think I'm waking up being me and instead I'm this. But, I guess it could be a lot worse.

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Hello, everyone! I'm Elizabeth DeWitt and I just arrived here. This place is a lot different from any city I've been in before, but I like it so far.

From the network it seems like you're in the middle of some kind of strange event. Do things like that happen frequently? I didn't think to ask about whether I'd get to stay in my own body when I was talking to Holly which now seems like quite an oversight.