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I may not be a big holiday person, but at least this place didn't let me down with the gift it decided to give me. Though bringing one of my guns doesn't make up for the carnival from hell.

It's funny how the holidays used to be my favorite time of the year.

Now it doesn't feel like anything anymore.

Whaddup Portland?

So, crazy thought but how do I get out of here?

I like a good psychedelic as much as the next bloke, but a little notice would be appreciated.

A hologram just wished me Merry Christmas. What in the hell?

Well, this is new.

This is very new.

Hilariously enough I'm not that surprised at holes in the sky opening up and giving people field trips.

Just as long as there aren't any psychotic primordial Gods here I think we'll be good.

Ah, and what a lovely Thanksgiving this will be. I'm most thankful for my dark queen. Tell me, Portland, what are you most thankful for?

I have so many things to be grateful for this year. I never thought I would see a time that's so open minded about people and lifestyle choices. I am grateful to live in this world, even if it took me away from mine.

So here it is.

I'm gay.

And I'm an alien.

I don't care who knows it anymore.

Well, that was fun. Let's never do it again.

As cheesy as this may sound, who's up for something along the lines of a powder puff styled football game on Friday? Unless you're out playing in the sport otherwise known as Black Friday shopping. Normal bodies or not it could be fun especially for those eating a dozen meals on Thursday.

Those with enhanced abilities can be spread around to help out us normal human types.

Since all of the Americans will be celebrating Thanksgiving next week, we'll be closed from the 27th to the 30th. We'll reopen on December 1st.

And yes, guys and gals... it's going to be paid time off.

Enjoy!
~ Jack

What do single people who don't have extended family in this country/dimension actually do on Thanksgiving? Everything I know about this holiday comes from Thanksgiving episodes of tv shows and I'm a little dubious about the accuracy.

How do girls make it through the day without twatting every bloke that looks at their tits in the balls? I mean, seriously? Women have eyes too!

Also, when you're in hospital, that doesn't give you automatic reign to grope the help, just because you're sick.

Clearly this latest snafu caused by the wormhole has caused a lot of confusion. I was thinking that we could use either this posting or a different posting so those who are still looking for their bodies could get in touch with the individuals who are inhabiting them.

More importantly, please remember - and I cannot emphasize this enough - if anyone has an outstanding medical condition or oddity that the person currently inhabiting your body will need to deal with, be certain to tell them! I realize this might be... awkward, but if it can keep either your body healthy for the time when you will re-inhabit it, I believe it is worth trusting the other party.

Also, if anyone who has not been bodyswapped could please let me know who you are, I'd appreciate it... Trying to figure out if I'm the only one...

I would say things got slightly more amusing weird around here. At least I'm still in my body so that's a big plus. Not really sure how people can switch bodies then again didn't think aliens could come to earth so can't say much

How the hell did I get here? And why the hell is everyone so loud? I thought the 2nd Mass was a lot of people but my head is throbbing right now

Who do I need to point a gun at to get an answer on how to get back to my group?