Portland Net

Does that sort of body swapping thing happen a lot around here? And how come no one's done anything about it?

I think Casper is more over this shit than I am.

Selene
At least this fixed itself before the next full moon since that would have been awkward.

Ritchie
Glad to be yourself again?

Viktoria
Hey, how's it going?

You can't just be 16 years in the future and not know anything about anything, so I need to show you video games. I mean, I know they had video games in 1998, but I looked up pictures from them on Google and honestly they pretty much sucked and magic I guess would have messed them up anyway and anyway the ones we have now are much, much better. Soooo do you wanna play some?

Let me guess.

Polyjuice Potion in the water? Nah, would have tasted it. Mass transfiguration? No way that could Dark magic? So possible. I will get to the bottom of this. MARK MY WORDS!

Why am I craving chocolate? Oh, good. I wouldn't want the wormhole to leave me out or anything.

Private to Andy

Did you catch the message from that bloke about someone stealing a witch's powers? How could something like that even be possible? Dark Magic perhaps?

Private to the Owners/Employees of the Enchantments Shop

Hello. I was informed that perhaps your shop might carry certain ingredients that are of some interest to me. The list is as follows:

• Aconite (also known as Monkshood)


• Essence of Dittany


• Billywig stings


• Valerian sprigs


• (1) Pewter, Brass or Copper Cauldron

Please let me know of the availability of these items. I would be most gracious for your haste in this matter. Thank you.

HOLY MOTHER OF GODRIC GRYFFINDOR!

What the hell is THIS? And where's my Dicta-quill?

What is this?