Portland Net

First thing, emailed the dog foster to let them know my laryngitis has cleared up. Good timing, because Dr Internet says laryngitis only lasts a week or two and I would have needed a new excuse soon. Second thing had a long overdue wank. I guess now I should start on this list of errands. Let's see how many I can get done without missing work or D&D. Should be a good test of the public transport system.

Oh thank God. You know you losers missed me. I was super hot as a guy and sure, I had my fun, but I am like ten thousand times hotter like this. Not to mention I totally missed the rambunctious twins that live on my ribcage. I paid way too much money for them not to be able to enjoy them. Not funny, Portland, so glad the joke's finally over.

And just because you need a reminder of how smoking hot I am....



You're welcome!

I am honestly still not okay with being a man. I'm not sure I'm going to be okay with it, either, so if I could go back to being a woman annnnytime, that would be lovely. No? No. Hmph. Portland, I'm not so sure I like you anymore.

You know, I shouldn't ever be surprised when my life turns out strangely. So much of my life has been what some would call strange. This is the first time I've woken up in a new city like this, so this is apparently my new normal.

I have no idea what I'm doing with my life.