Portland Net

Dick goes boom and I wake up in another reality. Awesome. Although, I didn’t mind the hot blonde staring down at me when I woke up.

Sam, Cas, Kevin are you here or am I alone in this?

Don't get me wrong, I'm really glad the zombie outbreak is over. But I hate thinking about all the people who had to die because of it. The portal is the WORST.

These fucking zombies need to go back into the shit hole they crawled out of. Who's behind this? Holly and her creepy as hell smile? Did Ronan find a way to get through that damn wormhole to take out his revenge? Is this the way they think they're going to get rid of me? I'll kill them. I'll fucking kill them all I tell you. These food drops are pathetic. I've been living off salty fucking noodles for over a week. I WAS SUPPOSED TO FEAST ON FREE FOOD TOMORROW.

Private to Rin and Thalia (separately)

Hey there. Are you doing okay?

Private to Edward

Are you ready for another round of our game?

Private to Sam Wilson

I have a favor to ask of you, if we make it through this.

Private to Thalia

I trust you're thriving.

Private to Oliver

I should be very angry if you are not still alive.

Private to Tony

You still look handsome covered in zombie guts.

I'm starting to wish I'd interned at a hospital so I could be a little more useful than... not useful at all.

Hypothetically speaking... if there are a bunch of zombies outside our house trying to get in, what should we hypothetically do to not get zombified? Hypothetically...



And by us, I mean, four unarmed and pretty normal human girls....

oh my gods i was joking about the zombie apocalypse!

ATTENTION SINGLE LADIES

I would like to introduce you to Gale Hawthorne, who is in desperate need of a lady friend so he can have an actual social life. He's smart, helpful, kind, and knows about 50 different ways to make traps and snares. He also likes puppies and helps little old ladies across the street. I have seen it happen.



Look at this face. It is an attractive face. And you can see it every day if you want. Just submit your applications to me. Please include:

Name
Age
Hobbies
Willingness to explain 21st century technology and culture to somebody who'd never eaten ice cream before

Applications will be open until an appropriate candidate can be found.

So, I realize I might have come off a bit hysterical insane bat-shit crazy unstable too harshly in my last post. The truth is that I'm sort of dealing with a lot of crap at the moment, and not knowing what's happening back home really sucks right now. Not really an excuse for my behavior, but that's all I got at the moment.

Anyway, I guess I better introduce myself. I'm Sam McPherson. I'm from LA, so really not that far from here, but that whole 24-hr rule sort of dumps on that. I was a high school student I'm a writer, editor of my school newspaper and all that. I guess if I have no choice but to stay here, I might as well get a job.

Also... this 2014 technology is like.... wow. Hey Apple, take all my money, okay?

So... yeah... stuff... Hi, everyone.

If anyone has more information about that fire, please let me know. The hospital is being stonewalled by a police sergent because he says the investigation isn't done yet, and I'm watching over the two survivors.

We will let people know when Visiting Hours are instated. I know that there will be people who want to come and see them.
-Martha

[Adam]
I know this is probably a bad time for you as you go there, but would you be available to come in?

Sheeit...

I know dreams can feel real but this takes the fucking cake.

Anyone for NEWBORN LION CUBS? No one's allowed in because Kya's never been a mother before but I've been watching them on the camera all morning.

It feels sort of weird to not be back at school after the summer. When I'm on my way to work I see all these kids heading to school and I get this jolt like I'm forgetting that's where I'm meant to be before I remember. It's not like I'm not learning anyway, though. I got hold of some first year science and zoology textbooks to go over during downtimes and in the evenings.

Okay, now that we have our clothes back, I'm taking you to karaoke.

Also, Katniss is back. Have you talked to her?

So now that our clothes are back (yay!!!), I'm thinking of going to Karaoke Night at the Teardrop this Thursday. I've had a lot of time to practice the song I want to sing, so here's hoping I can pull it off Thursday night.

Anyone wanna go?

I didn't expect to end up here again.

I'm just mourning the fact that it's the last day of summer, and perhaps kindly suggesting to the wormhole or greater universe, whichever it is that arranges these things, that we might want our clothes back quite soon. Some of us are not built for the cold, thanks very much.

I would rather fight bad guys.

Is this going to go on for two full weeks?

Now that everyone's done with the freak-out can we all just say skin is skin, and we move on with living life? I promise to put down towels wherever I sit, and occasionally cover up, so long as everyone else does.

Well, if anyone needs body-painted to look like you're actually wearing clothes, I'm pretty good at it. It'll at least get you through your day without it being quite as terrible.