8:28 AM
I've fired my manager because he hasn't booked me a gig in months and anytime I ask he tries to sound smart and smarmy and drops words like rehabilitation and public relations and contract terms and blablabla look at me I've got a stick up my arse and I can't prance around all normal-like like normal people who are paid to do their jobs
He thinks it's so bloody difficult. Well I'll show him.
At Bertie Botts Stadium
7pm March 14, 2006
Tickets are 5g each
You can owl your payments over to Myron Wagtail and I will send you your very personal, SIGNED ticket. I will most definitely get carpal tunnel signing all those tickets but for my dearest fans I will do that for you. Besides I've had some very good practice with my wrist lately, if you know what I mean.
(I meant wanking. I've been wanking a lot lately. It really gets my cardio in.)
Erm, who was that band that did covers of my songs at that tea shop? You can be the opening act, but get a different singer, your current is rubbish.
THERE. That wasn't very hard, was it, Harold?
He thinks it's so bloody difficult. Well I'll show him.
MYRON WAGTAIL CONCERT
At Bertie Botts Stadium
7pm March 14, 2006
Tickets are 5g each
You can owl your payments over to Myron Wagtail and I will send you your very personal, SIGNED ticket. I will most definitely get carpal tunnel signing all those tickets but for my dearest fans I will do that for you. Besides I've had some very good practice with my wrist lately, if you know what I mean.
(I meant wanking. I've been wanking a lot lately. It really gets my cardio in.)
Erm, who was that band that did covers of my songs at that tea shop? You can be the opening act, but get a different singer, your current is rubbish.
THERE. That wasn't very hard, was it, Harold?