Guess what guy has two thumbs, polished off a whole brick of cheddar cheese without ralphing today, and got a promotion at work?
This wizard, that's who! I'm to be a production assistant on
Countdown!, which will quickly become your favourite program on the WWN. Serena is going to be the most awesome boss ever and her show is the bomb and if you want to improve the quality of your lives, you'll listen to it. Just saying.
I can't
wait to go to work and not have to worry about Celestina Warbeck trying to grab my tushie every time I have to make her tea! Sharp fingernails...yikes.
Warded to LisaWhile I didn't get the job I applied for, the powers that be were
so impressed with my interview, they thought me perfect for this new job! I couldn't have done it without you, thank you so very, very much. Also, did I tell you I finally got laid? Things are coming up roses for Ritchie!
Warded to MillicentAre you the O.W.L.S.? Because I'd do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes.