Portland Net

How do girls make it through the day without twatting every bloke that looks at their tits in the balls? I mean, seriously? Women have eyes too!

Also, when you're in hospital, that doesn't give you automatic reign to grope the help, just because you're sick.

Private to Peter Parker

Hey...

I need a hug. And I can't ask Stiles because he looks like Jake and I don't even know what to think about him and Scott there's some other stuff. And then there's the whole Spencer and Emily thing and Hanna isn't exactly a hugger and I really just think I should hug myself. Or you as me. Or... whatever.



Or... you know what, just don't worry about it. Thanks. And I'm sorry to bother you. Please wear shoes that make you taller.

Can this body switch thing be over with already?

Jack asked if I wanted to move in with you guys since my flatmate got married and then disappeared, and I wanted to see if you guys had an opinion before I decide.

If it helps, I do tech support, illicit cable channels and a halfway decent curry, I clean when I can't sleep, I almost always wear headphones when listening to annoying 90s Britpop, and I usually only make bombs in the kitchen when the city's under attack. And Jack and I have greatly reduced the number of shouting matches we have over stupid shit.

We picked a day. February 28th. Try to stay out of trouble until then.

Laura invited us to Thanksgiving dinner. Are there any objections?