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OMG I'M INSIDE RACHEL

I'm a skinny, twerpy-looking Asian kid. Seriously, what the hell? I used to eat kids like this for lunch.

Let me guess.

Polyjuice Potion in the water? Nah, would have tasted it. Mass transfiguration? No way that could Dark magic? So possible. I will get to the bottom of this. MARK MY WORDS!

So, funny story. I wake up, a lot furrier than I was when I went to sleep, in bed with a girl and that girl turns out to be my best friend!

Awkward. Yeah, I'd say! So, anyone want to claim this facial hair?

I'm... not even sure who I am. You didn't move heaps of stuff out of your room did you Stiles?

I don't think this is our street.

Andy....?

I CAN HEAR.

Which is more satisfying - moral high ground, or going around being a total bitch and telling people I'm Elena? It's boring moral high ground, isn't it?

Private to Barry and Roy

Are you okay? I'm okay. I'm going to see if I can stay with my cousins. I'm not coming home until you guys are normal again, okay? Okay.

Private to Derek

Are you still Derek? Is everyone else still them? I had to get out of my house cause everyone is different. Can I come stay with you?

Private to Chase

.... Are you a girl? Cause I could probably get into that

...can people start wearing name tags?

I'm a Terran. Why

This is ridiculous. Holly's very lucky she's nothing more than a hologram.

I miss my accent. And my powers. And my non-metallic limbs.

Since this is all new to me I was wondering if there is something put into place for our jobs when things like this happen to us? Or does everyone call in sick until the craziness ends?

ATTENTION DETECTIVES HARDY, WESTON, BURKHARDT, AND DAL:


The only bloody explanation I'm getting from anyone is that this is caused by the wormhole. On a normal day, I wouldn't believe it for a second and would think you were too drunk to think of a decent excuse to skive off from work. However, this place isn't exactly normal... now is it?

Burkhardt, I already know you're currently a girl. What about the rest of you lot? Anyone else swap bodies with someone else? If so, let me know ASAP and I'll handle things with the Super. If he asks, you'll be ill or undercover on assignment. If you want to work anyways (which I'd prefer), then we'll come up with something.

So, you in Tony's body? How are you doing with that?