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So, okay. I have a friend who's a little shy and he doesn't know I'm doing this. So don't hold it against him because he's not appearing to be confident or whatever. He is, I just do what I want. Don't blame. Anyway, he's done angsting and just wants to have a good time and I, for one, think he deserves it. So, if you're a single and want something meaningless, meet Adam. What can I say? Not much because it doesn't matter. He needs a special sexy friend, not someone to make deep connections with. Don't be shy ladies. Anyway, I'll pick and choose who I think Adam would actually want to get down with, so come on. Let's have it.

And don't worry boys, if you're looking for something meaningless as well and don't have high expectations this is Cassie. First come first serve.

Hello, neighbor.

I can't spend another whole weekend with my head stuck in a textbook trying to catch up on this stuff. Can we do something? Anything, as long as it's not educational. I will even eat tofu. I miss you.

» Hey baby.
» You have tonight off, right?
» Let's go out.

Something tells me I'm not in Beacon Hills anymore. Must have been the creepster hologram lady. Lucky me.

Anyway, hello, I'm Jordan Parrish. Any good places around here that still serve breakfast at this hour? There's just something about wormhole travel that makes me crave a pancake.

Greetings, Users!

Here's my login identification: Quorra.

I tried to # bin/history my handheld device, but it's either never been used or been systematically wiped.

I was unaware wormhole travel was common in the world of the users. The proper terminology for excitement is COOL is it not?

query: where is Sam Flynn?

I am groot.

I know this is weird but can someone please just give me a hug?