Portland Net

So, weird question, do you wanna come on a double date?

[Private to T.J.]

You are not going to believe this! Hal has a double. So, buddy, you're not alone in clone land. God, he's hot, too! And an officer of the law, no less...with stubble!

[Private to Hal]

I thought I should probably warn you before anyone else *coughTomcough* starts making comments. There's a new bloke in town and he could be your slightly-less well-groomed twin. His name's Jack.

Having one of those days where you wake up and the bed feels too big and too empty. I think I might need to go and sit in a crowded cafe for a while, my mind seems to be rebelling at having so much space after living in New York and Japan.

I'm dancing the featured weekend spot at The Red Rooms so come and see me. It's gonna be real special, I promise.

And if any of you ladies (or guys hey I don't judge) are interested in pole dancing lessons, let me know.

[locked to Liv]

Guess who got a promotion.

[locked to Molly]

What would you think if I got a friend for Batman?

[locked to Cora]

What big teeth you have, Grandma.

So, I realize I might have come off a bit hysterical insane bat-shit crazy unstable too harshly in my last post. The truth is that I'm sort of dealing with a lot of crap at the moment, and not knowing what's happening back home really sucks right now. Not really an excuse for my behavior, but that's all I got at the moment.

Anyway, I guess I better introduce myself. I'm Sam McPherson. I'm from LA, so really not that far from here, but that whole 24-hr rule sort of dumps on that. I was a high school student I'm a writer, editor of my school newspaper and all that. I guess if I have no choice but to stay here, I might as well get a job.

Also... this 2014 technology is like.... wow. Hey Apple, take all my money, okay?

So... yeah... stuff... Hi, everyone.

So what two friends do you have that will be interested in pole dancing lessons?

What do people do for fun around here?

And now when I actually do feel like checking out some of the clubs here, it's fucking Tuesday. Cause that's going to give an accurate picture.

Peter Rumancek

All ready to settle down into dull employed life? It's been sort of quiet for a while. If you're lucky something crazy will happen soon.

I was thinking of you today, love. You haven't been by, but I picked you up something. I do hope it cheers you up, you've been rather down lately.

You are such a dork!





Thank you. I love them. :)

I wanted to say sorry. For being an idiot when you arrived. It ain't what I'm normally like, and the last thing I wanted was to hurt your feelings.

I've had a lot of time to think and I know I didn't treat you well when you got back to Portland. I wanted you to know that I'm sorry. For everything.