Portland Net

Hi. I got your name from Steve, I think we really only know each other in passing. I'm Ianto Jones, I work at the library, used to hunt aliens.

Long story short, just shy of 15 months ago I went through one of the projects my organisation was working on went badly wrong. THey opened a hole to another dimension and we were invaded by an army of Cybermen. The survival rate was about 3%. At the time I tried to find someone professional to talk to, but no one with security clearance was made available to us and trying to edit things for a civilian audience was too difficult. Several things over the last month... really since the wishing well got turned off have brought up a lot of things I thought I'd resolved better but actually... I probably just pushed them out of the way and ignored them.

I was hoping that you would know of someone who might be appropriate to help me work through some of this stuff. Um, ideally it would be someone not on the network, just because of the chance of running into each other socially, but obviously there aren't that many qualified people and also not that many who really understand about the wormhole, so I don't know how possible that is. Is this [...] something you can help with, do you think?

Private to Housemates

Just a head's up. Apparently, there's this big bad dude named Silas who just popped out of the wormhole, looks like Stefan except he's a total douche. He's got so many supernatural characteristics that I'm pretty sure he's made it into the Guinness Book of World Records. Ever heard of an immortal psychic witch doppelganger anyone? Yeah, me neither. But he's real, and he can get inside your head.

So please be careful. I'm gonna be staying with Serena for a while, because she's basically freaking out and with good reason to be honest. If anyone needs me, just holler.

Private to Sam Winchester (Adam and Castiel can read)

Hey Sam. So I know you just got here, and you're trying to get all settled and whatnot, but I feel like you should be caught up to speed with some of the people who are roaming about this place. Specifically this one guy that has a couple of people terrorized just by his mere presence here. If you're interested, let me know.

This city could kind of do with a website that tells you which shops and things are still open when stuff like this happens. I feel so stupid in this stupid sheet

Scott

Are they seriously letting you handle wild animals without proper clothes? That seems kind of dangerous.

Hey monkey fans. We have three new cotton top tamarins in the Fragile Forests exhibit at the zoo. Admission is $11.50 (you might be able to get away with $8.50 if you can pass yourself off as 11, Molly), or two for the price of one after 2pm on weekdays, or $4 on the second Tuesday of the month.



Has anyone else noticed bedsheets and towels disappearing when you take them off? Like if you turn something into clothes it suddenly becomes clothes and ~poof~ gone. Just kind of annoying. At least I still have all the fitted sheets, because just try making a toga out of those.

What?

What happened? Hello?

Is there anyone here that can give me a better explanation than some hologram?

Hey you. You doing okay?

Word to the wise, look before you pick. I thought rushing out and getting leaves or whatever I could grab to cover myself up. Turns out it was poison ivy, I have been itching like crazy and I have a nasty rash and bumps. Its not fun at all. I'm itching in parts that are embarrassing to itch. Thank god it didn't spread anywhere that a sheet won't cover up. But, I've learned my lesson on that.