Portland Net

This is brilliant! No more having to take sneaky peeks at all the pretty people, they're just naked as the day they were born!

Better yet, I got out of that fucking dress! Finally!

Sooo... about that date. Dinner in, perhaps?

I'd rather be a fox again.

Well, if you see any unexpected kinds of animals roaming around, possibly carrying things, that'll probably be me. I'm just going to have to keep a close eye on the time.

I'm beginning to think those leaves were a bad idea. I'm itchy and I'm getting a rash. Ouch!

Private to Rose

I'm sorry Rose. But I can't play naked hide and seek if you're playing.

Because, you know, I might accidentally have sex with you. It's not that I don't want to have sex with you, but I really don't think I could live with myself after something like that.

Just thought you should know.

Love always,
Amy

I'd get in quickly if you want to buy bedsheets or fabric, by the way. And shop managers are flipping out over their entire selection of clothes going missing. That's got to be a bitch to report to the insurance company.

Did you close the gym, or can I sneak in there?

The Doctor's Companions (Jack is a Companion) & Gwen

So we're clear, I generally only accept invitations to dubiously sexual group activities with people I'd like to have sex with, and unless we're talking about people I'm never going to see again it usually takes me a while to decide if I want to. Naked movie night, whatever. Naked twister, not unless you're actually propositioning me. It's very quaint and old-fashioned of me, I know, but I happen to like quaint and old-fashioned.

Added:
River

Ugh. I slept on it and I'm still cranky at pretty much everyone except you. How are you today? I can do coffee and sympathy.

Stars and stones, I must have left my clothes back in Chicago.

I suppose that's what happens when you travel unexpectedly.