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Thea?

Are there any dogs for sale? I miss Mcconaughey. And I feel so depressed about Mercedes. It's like we didn't actually break up, but I remember it happening. And I remember feeling like so much crap. The only thing that made me feel better was seeing myself naked on that bus and then going home to Lima.

Except I'm still here. This sucks.

I want a dog.

FILTERED TO SAM, ADAM, JODY, CAS, GABRIEL, JESSICA:

I managed to track Dean's phone -- and found it abandoned in a dumpster behind Frank's Noodle House. No credit card purchases, no ATM withdrawals, no logging into his email.

It's not like Dean doesn't have experience with disappearing.

FILTERED TO BENNY LAFITTE:

Sup, I don't think we've met, but you were the last person Dean talked to on his phone before he ditched it.

I feel like I have barely been home for days and days. Sorry Benny! Do you ever eat normal food, because I found a book that has recipes in it and some of them look very good and I want to try to make them. Also does anyone know how I can get a card that says I'm 21? I wanted to see a film and he let me in because he liked me but he said that normally if you're alone you have to be at least 21 because they serve alcohol. I've never had alcohol and don't really understand the appeal but I did enjoy watching the films and I don't think telling him either that I'm 5 or that I was born in 6012 would be very helpful.

I looked at the website for Oregon Zoo as well and I think I will need at least two days to see everything properly. There are so many different animals on this planet! It's okay if I miss work if I'm busy learning, isn't it, Jack?

Holy crap on a cracker, WORST HANGOVER EVER. Make it stop!

>> The hangover's a pretty good indicator I'm still alive, if you're wondering.