Portland Net

Umm, do either of you know anything about the unusual piece of equipment in my house with the Stark Industries logo on some of the parts? Or any of the...other stuff, that wasn't here the last time I was?

[OOC: explanation. Since Bruce hasn't been back to his house for a while, I figure all his stuff showed up there and he never found any of it 'til now.]

[Everyone bar the Whoniverse]
I hope no one develops a sudden need for me tonight or tomorrow morning, because I plan to spend the evening drinking heavily in the seediest bar I can find. If anyone knows a seedy bar, feel free to tell me where.
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[Added:]
You know what? After school I was moving around too much, then I went to London and my girlfriend was a cat person, then I went back home and spent all my time at work. But I should get a dog. I guess Holly could send me back any time but I'm so sick of putting off stuff I want to do until later when there's never going to be a perfect time and I don't want to be stuck here for years and look back at things I could have done but didn't.

Obviously I will wait until I'm sober though. Pets are forever, not for when you're drunk.

FILTERED TO SAM EVANS:

Do I look like I've gained weight to you??

FILTERED TO KURT HUMMEL:

Oh, man, I think laundry day shrank all my jeans. Maybe I should get a pair that has a little more give.

---Somehow talking about ANYTHING other than Santana being a bloodthirsty vampire makes me feel insensitive, but I don't know what else to do. We can't have a musical intervention yet because Santana will eat people, and not just tell us how much we suck like last time.

Apparently Holly thinks I should own a night club again.

Is this a normal Holly thing, giving away businesses?

What the hell is with these touch screen devices? Is this a Portland thing or that bitch Holly's fault?

Rebekah caught up with me. She let me live, though I have no idea why. I think...I hope, I can come home now.

I believe that I'm safe. I wanted you to know as soon as possible. Sleep easy, Red, I'm coming home.

Well. It only stands to reason that if I'm ever going to celebrate a birthday, it should be the one that isn't technically a proper birthday.

Sometimes I'm not sure I'll ever get used to this place.