Very anti-zombie Christmas Eve at the Bar Fly, Merry Christmas to anyone I'm not going to see in the next couple of days, may it be coal free and full of food.
Problem with super classily drinking a bottle of wine on the way home from work is that then it sounds like a great idea to make pavlova in the middle of the night. And I don't have any cream. Fuck it, if you can't have creamless pavlova for breakfast on Christmas what's it even good for?