Portland Net

Soooo Sam isn't at work and everyone's putting together a list of the recently missing. Poorly timed flu or did you guys get hit too?

Stiles

Are you okay?

Adam

You're still here, right?

How did you ever almost date that lying scumbag?

[Private to the Doctor]

Congrats on the engagement. While I know all about wanting time to myself, I really think it might be a good idea to reach out to Martha and Amy. They didn't take the news as badly as Rose did, but they're feeling pretty ignored by you lately (and rightly so).

So here's me trying to be the mediator. God help us all! Any chance I could interest you and Clara in coming over some night to the house? Dinner, movie, games, I don't know... whatever. You know I've always got your back, but the same goes for the girls too. I think of you all as family. And I really don't want to get into the middle of whatever the problem is.

And in case you didn't know, Rose is gone. She disappeared not long after finding out you were getting married. It's probably for the best.

Let me know, okay?

Where are you? I'm having you committed for the obvious deterioration of your mental status.

You could have pretended to have a good time.