Portland Net

You can't just be 16 years in the future and not know anything about anything, so I need to show you video games. I mean, I know they had video games in 1998, but I looked up pictures from them on Google and honestly they pretty much sucked and magic I guess would have messed them up anyway and anyway the ones we have now are much, much better. Soooo do you wanna play some?

Not talking to you sucks.

So, feeling any more patriotic than usual lately?

I can't handle waking up like this. I mean come on, this is a little awkward. Sam you better be not eating Cheeseburgers and stuffing your face withe sugary things. My body likes Vegan items, nothing with Dairy and NO MEAT!!

Oh man, every morning I think I'm waking up being me and instead I'm this. But, I guess it could be a lot worse.