Portland Net

Starting to wonder if I should even try sleeping at this point.

I don't like cages.

I've got your girl and before you get your little thousand year old panties in a twist, she's fine. I ain't gonna hurt her unless you bunch of brainiacs decide to fuck with me. Homegirl's got a problem. Now if you're really a thousand than you probably already noticed she's a blood junkie. I'll be real with you. The only reason she isn't dead is cause my girlfriend thinks she can be saved and I love my girlfriend and I hate letting her down. So I'm putting Hayley on vampire rehab. No blood, no murdering, no being a general asshat. I might be convinced to let you visit her, one at a time but if you try anything I swear to God you'll regret it and so will Hayley.

Questions? Concerns? Comments from the peanut gallery?

Private to Ruby

So..... I have to ask you something, and I'm not really sure how to start.

Private to Malia

I saw you making out with some guy. No, it wasn't making out. It was more like something straight out of Animal Planet. I didn't believe something like that was physically possible until I saw you both do it. Do you even know this guy? I mean, it's none of my business, but that was just.... I have a shotgun, you know!


Yeah... okay... I don't actually have a shotgun, but

Who was that guy here last week?

Private to Steve
I haven't heard from you. Have you healed?

Private to Viktoria
I do hope you're staying out of trouble.

Private to Allison
Are you and yours safe?

Private to Elena
How are you, Elena?

Hey.