Greetings, Users.
I understand the city is in danger, and I am willing to help! I can drive. Really fast and really well. I prefer motorcycles, but I don't actually have one. Stealing is wrong, so I haven't wanted to just go to a dealer to take one, even though I promise to give it back. Well, unless I really like it, I might ask to keep it.
Anyway! I want to help! I can get supplies to anyone who might need it. And don't worry. I can't get infected by the virus. It's not a computer virus, so I think I'm safe.