Portland Net

Private to Spencer, Emily and Hanna

So... there's this girl Jenny who just lost her roommate to the wormhole. Would anyone mind if she used the spare room in the house? She seems nice. Unless Spencer wants to run a background check on her.

And... hi, can we all talk about what's going on here? Like... that we got sucked into a wormhole. How are we being so normal about this? I admit I'm guilty of this too, but if you stop and think about it, it's sort of freaky, isn't it?

There's a kid who can make lightning for crying out loud. How crazy is that?

Chocolate yogurt is absolutely vile. I put my faith in you, Stonyfield, and you let me down. You're damn lucky your Crème Caramel ice cream is so delicious.

This is your local PSA for today. You're welcome.

Being a starving artist might be romantic (and much more sustainable when you're given a $200 allowance and somewhere to live) but a day job is, I think, still a good idea. I'm in the middle of arranging to take ASL classes, if anyone is interested.

All Benny's stuff was gone when I got home from work. Now it's just me.

I think Steve is plotting against us.

TEXTS TO BILLY KAPLAN:

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Okay I'm starting to like this place now. But I might need some help....I got asked out on a date for this Saturday and I have nothing to wear. The guy seems really nice and he's cute. I don't want to look terrible.

So, have I done something to upset you?

Look, I know Jewberry Shortcake mentioned getting some karaoke going and it wasn't a bad idea. Mostly because I was already working on it before she tried to steal it from me, but whatever, that's not the point. The point is, we needs to get our karaoke on so we're gonna start doing it once a week (maybe more if it doesn't suck) at the Teardrop Lounge on Thursday nights. I might even let Berry host it with me, if I'm in a good mood.

Oh, and just a warning? If you suck? The Teardrop won't be held responsible if someone (probably me) throws things at you. Thank God there's alcohol, because that's the only way I'm gonna be able to deal with this.

Anyway, Thursday night, be there and before you ask, yes I'm gonna sing and yes, I accept tips. You're welcome.

Rainbow Dash, Lady Hummel, I expect you both there. No excuses. If I have to deal with this, so do you. Plus, you know, you guys don't suck, so the more the good people sing, the less things get thrown at the ones who suck.

[ gadreel ]

I think you owe me an explanation.