Portland Net

Okay I know I've been drinking a lot lately, but I know I wasn't that drunk last night. What the hell is going on?

Wow! I have a job as a photographer's assistant. Cool! At least I have some experience in this. Hopefully, I'll be allowed to play around with the camera and take some pictures of my own. Is anyone interested in getting their picture taken? I swear it won't go on Instagram.

Private to Spencer, Hanna and Emily:

So... is anyone else, like, sort of dying to use those wishing coins? Maybe I can wish for Ezra to be here. It doesn't seem to be nearly as complicated here as it is back in Rosewood, where everyone is always on your case about everything you do. It's sort of refreshing actually.

Minus... the whole monsters being real thing. That kinda sucks.

The funny thing about time travel is that it's my birthday in a week but I'm still only six months old. What's more important, the date or your age? I suppose it's not like I can cheat by skipping ahead every night and only ever having birthdays.