Portland Net

Private to Stiles
My boobs are gone. What about you?

Private to Malia
I have my body back - finally.

Oh thank God. You know you losers missed me. I was super hot as a guy and sure, I had my fun, but I am like ten thousand times hotter like this. Not to mention I totally missed the rambunctious twins that live on my ribcage. I paid way too much money for them not to be able to enjoy them. Not funny, Portland, so glad the joke's finally over.

And just because you need a reminder of how smoking hot I am....



You're welcome!

Hey Myspace sluts.

You were ugly in 2006 when Myspace was cool.

You're still ugly.

The torture is over! I couldn't be happier! And since somebody bitched about myspace pictures ... I decided to add to it.



Can't just have one... two is better.

I am so glad that I don't have to be a man anymore. And now that this weird gender thing is over with, I have some clothes that I don't need. Any guys out there want them? Sam, I'll return the clothes to you that you let me borrow when this first started.

Everyone back in their bodies?

Okay, I'm pretty sure I've got this right. Hi! Uh, I'm Kira. I'm 18 in two days, I... well, I was a high school student, but now apparently I work in a cupcake shop, I like reading about pretty much anything honestly, and I'm from California. Most recently, at least. We lived in New York before that, but my mother's family is from California so we went back when my dad got a job there. He's a teacher.

I'm not very good at introducing myself. Sorry.

Long hair, don't care!



I've never been happier to wear makeup and a dress.

FILTERED TO KURT HUMMEL:

#1: I love you.

#2: I'm a boy.

#3: We should celebrate that fact.

FILTERED TO HARRY DRESDEN, IANTO JONES, DEAN WINCHESTER, SKYE, WILLOW ROSENBERG, + ANYONE ELSE WHO WANTS TO PLAY WEDNESDAY D+D:

All right, bitches, tonight's our first get-together and we're going to go over basics and 4e changes, so gameplay and structure and we'll hit a really easy encounter just to get used to it. But BEFORE WE DO!

I want to know about your characters.

Let me know who you're playing. Race, class, name, stats, backstory - let me know who you're going to be dragging through these dungeons so I can weave all that stuff into my storylines.

SEE YOU TONIGHT

I'm not taking a selfie.












.... Okay fine, maybe one.



Private to Ruby:

Hi.

Thank god I don't have to wear those damn high heels anymore! Those things are killer. Ladies you are nuts for wearing them!