Portland Net

I have to admit, part of me was almost expecting to wake up back in my own body today. It's been a week and it would have been a nice piece of symmetry. I suppose it was a bit futile, there's no reason seven days should be a particularly significant period of time and most of the curses I've come across have been measured in months or years, cycles of the moon and sun, or open-ended. Broken by true love's kiss. Given that my true love is dead in another realm, that would be a very unfortunate condition.

Still, we must be another day closer to it wearing off. In the meantime I've been doing a lot of walking around, watching people, learning where things are. It's something to pass the time, at least.

I'd really like to not be a girl anymore, please.

All my music is out of my range, and even a cappella I can't find my starting note because my VOICE IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT and my primo passaggio's at like a C, how do girls sing like this.


Everything is terrible and my hips are fat.

I know I asked before and I'm pretty sure I dropped the ball, but that's because being in an interdimensional portal threw off my game. D+D. Wednesdays, my place. Beginners more than welcome! There will be snacks, probably alcohol, and this DM accepts bribes.

ETA: Dean Winchester, Harry Dresden, and Ianto Jones are all my bitches so far.

FILTERED TO JOE D. MILLS & ADDY WINCHESTER (hehehehehe):

I picked up some extra boy/girl clothes for you two since it looks like this is gonna go on for a while.

Also some beers, if you guys want to hang out and I swear I won't make fun of either of you. The jokes are all old now.

FILTERED TO DEAN WINCHESTER:

So I'm drawing up a campaign and I need my top human fighter to go tell people this shit is cool. There's an extra under-the-table 500gp and 400xp in it for you, and don't act like you don't want it. D+D is about the only battling you're gonna get to do in this place since we all decided to play nice with the vampires.