Portland Net

It's been quiet around here lately... people aren't getting sent back home, are they?

So, anyone know somewhere to go around here that's not boring, stupid or the lamest place ever?


[Private to Rebekah]

What the hell is going on with you? I get that I'm awesome and I can totally run this place, but you haven't even been in, so I know something's up.


[Private to Q]

Look, I know I've kinda been working a lot, so we should like, go out or whatever. I think Berry and Lady Hummel can keep the place from burning down for one night.


[Private to Rachel, Kurt and Caroline]

Think you losers can keep the place from burning down if I take a night off?