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Yes, because randomly waking up in hospital when you're seven months pregnant really isn't going to freak me out, right?

Hello. Mary Watson. Something tells me that trying to phone my husband from here won't work. I do hope he hasn't left the stove on...

All right, Oregon, I give. Uncle. White flag. It's April, can it get warmer sometime soon? And a little less rain, please and thank you.

I miss California.


SAM:

We got a little sidetracked with the fanfiction thing, but we should hang out at Charlie's party. Like normal people. We still have a lot of things to catch up on, but I want to spend some time with you around your family.

If that's all right with you, I'll understand if it's not.

CHARLIE:

I already jacked something up and I have no fucking idea what it is. Isn't there supposed to be some kind of month-long honeymoon before that happens?

Now that everyone's back to normal can we get back to finding a play to audition for?

New month. Fresh start. Let's make it better than the last one, okay?

[ barry ]

Hey, you.

Have you even It's been days. You can't keep pushing me away.