Portland Net

Hello ladies and chaps,

Crowley here, your neighborhood friendly demon. See? I'm being honest at least.

Very well, let's cut to the chase then, shall we? I'm a very powerful demon, the King of Hell, they call me. Feel free to take that as loosely as you'd like. In essence, I can do just about anything. Whatever your little mutant hearts desire. All that I require is for you to do a little something for me in return.

Let's play Let's Make a Deal with the Devil.

I'll play the Devil in this case. Just for consistency's sake. So, you tell me what you need, I deliver, and you give me something in return. Simple as that. Don't be worried though. It's not anything too ridiculous, at least not anything you aren't already used to doing anyway.

So... who's willing to play?

Call me maybe.