Portland Net

[ cas ]

Hey. You alright?

[ katherine ]

Sorry I was a little intense, before. My head's been kind of a mess lately.

And I'd have said something earlier, but I've been dealing with the whole portal business. Not hunting anyone or anything around here, in case you were wondering. Thinking about maybe doing the opposite, actually, but I

Anyway, just wanted to say that. How's everything on your end?

Oh God that was one of the worst things I've ever experienced....

It's official! I now have my GED. It's not quite what my dad wanted for me, which was a diploma from Dalton Academy, but it's not exactly like I'm going to Harvard like he wanted either.

And I'm not going to New York, either. Portland Community College doesn't exactly have the theatre program I was looking for, but if I'm going to be stuck in an alternate universe and unable to leave Portland for more than 24 hours I can't be all that choosy. I think Holly Hologram is pulling some strings behind the scenes but I'm not complaining about being able to transfer in mid-semester.

FILTERED TO KURT, RACHEL, FINN, SANTANA, QUINN, + JESSE :

I need your help. I have a regular customer at the Half Pint who always tips well so I sing to him. He works at a nursing home and thinks it would be a good idea to bring in some entertainment on weekends to all the elderly people who need some music to brighten their day. It's paid, but it's only going to be like... enough to go to Panera or something.

Given that I have the most nursing home experience I put together a set list of songs that old people like, and I'd love to be able to bring in a group of people instead of just going it solo. Come on, it will be fun.

FILTERED TO RACHEL:

Rachel you should be living with us. :(

Is it the Finn thing? Is it too freaky? I get it if it's too freaky.