Portland Net

I've come to the conclusion that without the huge stash of cash in the TARDIS I'm going to need to find a job.

Anyone have any ideas what a rather manic alien with very few job prospects could do to earn some money?

I should add, I have an incredibly short attention span and a limited capacity for boredom.

So, what does a person do for fun on a Friday night when their eyes are strained from reading so much?