Title: Drenched
Author: silvernatasha
Characters/Pairings: Bill Weasley/Nymphadora Tonks
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Bathing/washing, (implied) life-threatening situations, silence (sort of)
Other Warnings:
Word Count: 1,127
Summary/Description: Bill is late for a post-mission rendezvous. He has a good reason.
Author's Notes: Thanks to bloodrunner666 @ LJ for betaing for me.

( Drenched )

Title: Magic Touch
Author: torino10154
Characters/Pairings: Charlie/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Massage Parlors, alternate pairing
Other Warnings: Handjob, anal, fingering
Word Count: ~1740
Summary/Description: Now that he's back in England, Charlie Weasley's opened a massage parlor.
Author's Notes: Thanks so much to sdk for her suggestions and to leela_cat for the beta. *smooches* Any mistakes that remain are completely my own. Alternate pairing chosen in honor of Deviant's help_japan winner. Besides, how can you go wrong with Charlie/Draco? ;)

( Magic Touch )

Title: Self Control
Author: songquake
Characters/Pairings: Blaise Zabini/Ron Weasley
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Exhibitionism, sounding.
Other Warnings: D/s, piss-control, orgasm control, object penetration, medical fetish.
Word Count: Just under 5k.
Summary/Description: Blaise asks Ron for the ultimate form of submission: learning self-control so he can give it up.
Author's Notes: I think this is my first try at writing either of these characters; I had an awful lot of fun with them! (I think they had fun with each other, too.) I did a bunch of research, and would like to refer the curious to my favourite of the sites: http://www.chaseunion.com/documents/urethra/index.html. Also, this is my first submission to daily_deviant. Thanks to the mods for inviting me to play!
Finally: Apologies for the tardiness; it's 45 minutes late by my clock but it's still the 29th in four time zones of North America, right? I finished writing just after 11pm my time, so I was a bad girl and self-beta'd.

( Self Control )

Title: A Good Way to Start the Day
Author: torino10154
Characters/Pairings: Severus/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Hygrophilia
Other Warnings: Oral, handjob, fingering
Word Count: ~1315
Summary/Description: Harry needs to get to work. Severus has other ideas.
Author's Notes: Thanks to aeryun, alisanne, and demikiss for beta reading. Any mistakes that remain are mine alone. Also written as the third of twelve monthly ficlets for alisanne which she won from me at help_japan.

( A Good Way to Start the Day )

Title: Vulgar Sword Play
Author: eeyore9990
Characters/Pairings: Salazar Slytherin/Godric Gryffindor
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Genital Enhancement
Other Warnings: Porn lite
Word Count: ~1350
Summary/Description: In which there is penile measurement, innuendo, and *magic*.
Author's Notes: Yeah so. If you see any similarities between these two and a couple of brothers from a recently released movie, it's all in your head. But omg, who else was seeing epic Godric/Salazar on the "rainbow bridge"?! *coughs*

( Vulgar Sword Play )

Title: Pink Ponce Polish
Author: lilmisblack 
Characters/Pairings: Sirius/Severus
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Bad porn prompt: gay character tricks straight character of the same gender into sex
Other Warnings: Dub-con and...mmm, Snape's over-active imagination?
Word Count: 2011
Summary/Description: Sirius tries out a Weasley Wizard Wheezes product. Severus wakes up gay.
Author's Notes: Inspired by the riddiculous J CREW controversy.

Title: Notches on a Broomstick
Author: celandineb
Pairings: Harry/Oliver, Fred/George, Fred/George/Harry, Hannah/Harry, Cedric/Harry, Cho/Harry, Harry/Hermione, Anthony/Harry, Harry/Pansy, Daphne/Harry, Blaise/Harry, Adrian/Harry/Hypatia/Simon [more-or-less OC Slytherins], Draco/Harry
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Bad Porn theme prompt: "Harry Does Hogwarts"
Other Warnings: anal, chan, cunnilingus, exhibitionism, fellatio, fingering, first time, group sex, hand jobs, humiliation, incest, intercrural sex, loss of virginity, masturbation, oral sex, orgasm denial, public sex, rimming, student/student, teen sex, threesome, voyeurism, watersports
Word Count: 11,000 exactly
Summary/Description: Shortly after his first foray into sex, Harry decides he wants to sample it in all the Hogwarts Houses.
Author's Notes: This became... extensive. There's probably a little something in it to suit almost any taste, except that there's no F/F. Neither plot nor romance to speak of, this is pretty shamelessly just plain porn.

(  Notches on a Broomstick )

Title: Sex 'n' Potions 'n' Rocknroll.
Author: inamac
Based On/Inspired By: The Usefulness of Groupies by blackcoyote.
Characters/Pairings: Bellatrix/Voldemort, Snape/Lucius
Rating: NC17
Content/Warnings: Fellatio, voyeurism, handjob, drugs, LOUD music, 1970s slang.
Word Count: 1900
Summary/Description: Even Death Eaters need relaxation during the long, hot Summer of '76.
Author's Notes: blackcoyote's illustration took me right back to my mis-spent youth and the sweaty rock venues of 70's London – happy days... Thanks to ragdoll for graciously allowing herself to be press-ganged into beta duties.

(  Sex 'n' Potions 'n' Rocknroll  )

Title: Rampaging Dragons and Libidinous Books: A Beginners Guide to Mastering Sex and Discovering Hidden Desires
Author: r_grayjoy
Artist: akatnamedeaster
Pairing: Severus/Sirius
Rating: so very NC-17
Content/Warnings: image heavy! handjobs, blowjobs, fingering, anal play, frotting, entirely too much damned kissing, a bit of dub-con, bickering, snark, misunderstandings, nosy books, silly boys
Word Count: ~8,500
Author's Notes: This fic is, uh, a little longer than I intended. I tried very hard to write something that was worthy of akatnamedeaster's art, and… perhaps I tried a bit too hard. Heh. At any rate, in spite of neverending scenes and missing mojo and looming deadlines, it was a world of awesome to get input from akatnamedeaster from scene to scene and watch her art develop. She is beyond fantastic, you all!
Artist's Notes: What can I say? I got to work with one of my favorite writers after years of being inspired by their writing. Thank you r_grayjoy for the pleasure of working with you!

( Rampaging Dragons and Libidinous Books: A Beginners Guide to Mastering Sex and Discovering Hidden Desires )

Title: Seeing Is Believing
Authors: sdk and torino10154
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Draco, Al/Scorpius (they are about 16)
Rating: NC-17
Content/Warnings: Anal, felching for H/D; voyeurism, handjobs for AS/S
Word Count: ~1800
Summary/Description: "Scorpius was convinced their fathers were fucking; Al was not, and Scorpius was out to prove him wrong."
Authors' Notes: Thanks to gryffindorj for the read through and samedy for the speedy beta. ♥

( Seeing is Believing )

Title: The Little Wizard's Book of Slutty Goosings
Authors: pre_raphaelite1 and thegildedmagpie
Characters/Pairings: Fil(ius Flitwick), (Po)Mona (Sprout), "Mr. Snap"(e), "Madam" (Pomfrey), a Professor (Slughorn), a Prefect (Weasley), a Seer (Trelawney), a Caretaker (Filch), a Headmaster (obvious), (Gilde)Roy "Hartlock," and McPuss-in-Boots (also too obvious to dignify with a parenthetical).
Rating: R
Content/Warnings: Perversion of childhood memories, bad language, watersports, voyeurism, orgies, student/teacher, rectal exams/medical fetish, dubcon, various magical creature cameos which may or may not count as bestiality, references to public sex locations, Dumbledore's pants.
Word Count: 1109 (but some of it is "poetry")
Author's Notes: We are pleased to announce our long-awaited collaboration upon the total defilement of your childhood. Er, that is ... Fred and George are pleased to announce ... yeah.

( A Little Wizard's Book of Slutty Goosings )

Title: So Much to Say
Author: madeyemax
Based On/Inspired By: I Confess To No Shame by ldymusyc
Characters/Pairings: Draco/Lucius
Rating: NC-17
Content/Warnings: Spectrophilia, incest, adultery, hand job, angst.
Word Count: 2,620
Summary/Description: There were so many things left unsaid after Draco's father died.



( So Much to Say )

Title: Sermon in Stone
Author: inamac
Characters/Pairings: Voldemort/Salazar
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: pediophilia: arousal by or attraction to statues, touch
Other Warnings: Parseltongue, maybe a touch of bestiality?
Word Count: 2000
Summary/Description: "He hid the diadem in the castle, the night he asked Dumbledore to let him teach!" said Harry.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Ch 31
Author's Notes: I'm not sure that the wizarding version of this is quite as much a kink as in RL, but there you go! Thanks to lil_shepherd for sorting out my commas and pertinent remarks on over-written prose – any remaining awfulnesses are mine. Also to the mods for emergency tags, and marguerite_26 on lj for helping to 'get this shit done' on time.

( Sermon in Stone )

Title: Going Down On Love
Author: ragdoll
Characters/Pairings: Charlie Weasley/Nymphadora Tonks
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: cunnilingus, menstrual taboos, hand jobs
Other Warnings: suggestion of blow jobs, two horny sixteen year olds
Word Count: 3825
Summary/Description: Charlie Weasley is a normal red-blooded sixteen year old wizard, and a week without his girlfriend is driving him spare. He's intent on going to great lengths to show his appreciation when she comes back.
Author's Notes: What it says on the tin. Contains no blood play! I swear!
Thanks to r_grayjoy for the help and support.

( Going Down On Love )

Title: Fire in His Eyes
Author: ldymusyc
Characters/Pairings: Bellatrix Lestrange/Draco Malfoy
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Incest.
Other Warnings: Underage (16/17ish), crossgen.
Word Count: @1250
Summary/Description: Bella knows what can be done with a man who needs something so much that it burns behind his eyes.
Author's Notes: I figure dear mad auntie Bella would be more than willing to do anything for the purposes of their cause.

( Fire in His Eyes )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: r_grayjoy
From: akatnamedeaster

Title: Right Where I Want You
Characters/Pairings: Severus/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: handjob, awkward sex
Other Warnings/Content: explicit nudity, spooge, wall! sex [seventh year; all characters represented are of age]
Artist's Notes: Cocky, flippant Sirius and awkward Snape in mid-orgasm, enjoy!

( Right Where I Want You [NWS Art!] )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: ericahpfa
From: ceredwen + art by myprettycabinet

Title: Fire burn, and cauldron bubble
Characters/Pairings: Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Lily Evans, Frank Longbottom, Alice Longbottom (or will be), Hestia Jones, Emmeline Vance, Dorcas Meadowes; Remus/Sirius, James/Lily, Hestia/Emmeline, Alice/Frank, other various combinations that are too numerous to list (I have taken liberties with who the seventh years were outside of those known beyond doubt in canon)
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Included: Group Sex, Noncon, Magic, Frotting, Handjob, Blowjob, Anal Sex, Cunnilingus, Hate Sex (well, angry anyway), Voyeurism, Exhibition (I think), Double Penetration, Object Insertion, Femmeslash, Slash, Het; also references to or out of focus: Rimming, Bondage, Spanking, Threesome (I really hope I got it all)
Other Warnings/Content: Angst, flimsy premise (but fun).
Word Count: 17, 020
Summary/Description: A potion is brewed to help the seventh years revise for their N.E.W.T.s, but it has a surprising, unexpected side-effect.
Author's Notes: Dear prompter, you gave me so much more to work with than I first realized and I had great time writing this. This was quite a fun challenge and I hope that you enjoy it as much as I enjoyed writing it. Thank you mods for putting on another great Kinky Kristmas fest. Also many thank to W for helping me brainstorm the outline, T for reading the rough, rough draft and making sure it made sense, D for the content beta, and M for the SPAG beta. Also super mega thanks to the artist for teaming up with me. The pieces you created for this are just stunning and really bring this to life.
Artist's Notes:
-Materials Used: Derwent Graphic Pencils 4B-8B, and Charcoal
-First, literally, many thanks to the mods of this filthy and wonderful community for letting me pitch-in. I would like to thank the R/S fandom in it's entirety for how nice everyone is, which really spurred me on to make more art! The writer and I had such a great give-and-take with this project. Some of the things achieved through our symbiosis are my favourite bits - she made me better, and in turn, I hope I helped too.
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( Sirius didn't think James needed all that much help and, since another pair of hands had just landed on his ankle and were smoothing their way up his calves, Sirius simply couldn't be bothered. )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: ericahpfa
From: ceredwen + art by myprettycabinet

Title: Fire burn, and cauldron bubble
Characters/Pairings: Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Lily Evans, Frank Longbottom, Alice Longbottom (or will be), Hestia Jones, Emmeline Vance, Dorcas Meadowes; Remus/Sirius, James/Lily, Hestia/Emmeline, Alice/Frank, other various combinations that are too numerous to list (I have taken liberties with who the seventh years were outside of those known beyond doubt in canon)
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Included: Group Sex, Noncon, Magic, Frotting, Handjob, Blowjob, Anal Sex, Cunnilingus, Hate Sex (well, angry anyway), Voyeurism, Exhibition (I think), Double Penetration, Object Insertion, Femmeslash, Slash, Het; also references to or out of focus: Rimming, Bondage, Spanking, Threesome (I really hope I got it all)
Other Warnings/Content: Angst, flimsy premise (but fun).
Word Count: 17, 020
Summary/Description: A potion is brewed to help the seventh years revise for their N.E.W.T.s, but it has a surprising, unexpected side-effect.
Author's Notes: Dear prompter, you gave me so much more to work with than I first realized and I had great time writing this. This was quite a fun challenge and I hope that you enjoy it as much as I enjoyed writing it. Thank you mods for putting on another great Kinky Kristmas fest. Also many thank to W for helping me brainstorm the outline, T for reading the rough, rough draft and making sure it made sense, D for the content beta, and M for the SPAG beta. Also super mega thanks to the artist for teaming up with me. The pieces you created for this are just stunning and really bring this to life.
Artist's Notes:
-Materials Used: Derwent Graphic Pencils 4B-8B, and Charcoal
-First, literally, many thanks to the mods of this filthy and wonderful community for letting me pitch-in. I would like to thank the R/S fandom in it's entirety for how nice everyone is, which really spurred me on to make more art! The writer and I had such a great give-and-take with this project. Some of the things achieved through our symbiosis are my favourite bits - she made me better, and in turn, I hope I helped too.

( Fire burn, and cauldron bubble -- PART 2 )

Back to Part 1

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: venturous
From: r_grayjoy

Title: Caught Between a Rock and a Hard Place
Characters/Pairings: Severus/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: "trapped together, desperate virgin" sex
Other Warnings/Content: frotting, handjobs, blowjobs, snark, bickering, and perhaps a flipped cliché
Word Count: 3,600
Summary/Description: A structural collapse, a confession, and a lot of boredom result in something most unexpected.
Author's Notes: Dear Prompter #63, your wish included so many great pairings and kinks that I had an incredibly hard time choosing between them! I hope you enjoy the final result. My thanks to L. for the fantastic beta, as usual.

( Caught Between a Rock and a Hard Place )

Title: Stoned Love
Author: ragdoll
Characters/Pairings: Bill Weasley/Nymphadora Tonks/Charlie Weasley (in all combinations)
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: sex under the influence, oral sex, titwanking, wanking-wanking, pearl necklace, hand jobs, incest, threesome
Other Warnings: smoking of certain substances, consensual drug use
Word Count: ~5450
Summary/Description: When Bill and Charlie invite Tonks back to Bill's place to relax with them after an Order meeting, she has no idea it will lead to a night of uninhibited debauchery.
Author's Notes: I've been wanting to write this fic (or one like it) for forever. There's always been something about Bill that always screamed "STONER!" to me, even in canon, and so we can blame this all on him (and perhaps just a little bit on my decadent past.)

Thanks to r_grayjoy and ldymusyc for their constant cheerleading, encouragement and support, and luvscharlie and sdk for betaing and fangurling (Don't stop! Please don't stop!) I love you all.

( Stoned Love )

Title: Closet Case
Author: ceredwen
Characters/Pairings: Remus, Sirius, Filch, Dumbledore; Sirius/Remus
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Claustrophilia
Other Warnings: Intercrural sex, wanking
Word Count: 1806
Summary/Description: Remus and Sirius are in a tight jam.
Author's Notes: Let us pretend Mrs. Norris was in the bloom of her youth. She’s clearly ancient in the books, yes? Please assume an established relationship between Remus and Sirius. Many thanks to my beta museme87.

Mods, can I get a tag for content: intercrural sex?

( Remus could have reminded Sirius that the entire reason he was stuck in a tiny, airless cupboard while Filch spun sadistic sonnets, was traceable to Sirius having ignored Remus’ repeated attempts at leaving and not staying to watch the fruit of their mischievous labor.  )

Title: The Ending Never Comes Before They Do
Author: luvscharlie
Characters/Pairings: Bill/Tonks, Kingsley/Tonks (sort of), References to Charlie/Tonks
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: please your mod
Other Warnings: bondage, violence (but Bill asked for it), fantasy sex, frottage, role play, voyeurism of a sort (I guess), spanking, hand job, snark
Word Count: 3,628
Summary/Description: Kingsley has sent Tonks away on a mission. Enter Bill. To ruin everything. But he does it with style.
Author's Notes: Takes place after Bill has returned from Egypt in Order of the Phoenix, even though this is set there.

Originally written for the September 2010 Please Your Mods Month on daily_deviant. Given that I know ragdoll best, I opted for some of her kinks that weren't listed as well, including her love for Kingsley/Tonks. I think I got a few of them in there, honey. I might have gotten a few more if I could have gotten Bill and Tonks to hush and get on with it. I did, however, love Bob just a little bit.

( The Ending Never Comes Before They Do )

Title: Seducing Snape
Author: alisanne
Characters: Sirius Black/Severus Snape
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: AU
Themes/kinks chosen: Please your mod, first time sex (between the pairing), masturbation.
Word Count: +/- 3500
Summary: After Snape saves Sirius from what could have been a fatal hex, Sirius rethinks his attitude.
Author's notes: Thanks to sevfan for her beta-reading assistance.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

( Seducing Snape )

Title: Kickin' It Old School
Author: eeyore9990
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Draco, Snape
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Touch
Other Warnings: Sort of dub-con, inappropriate treatment of a minor by an authority figure (non-sexual), hand jobs
Word Count: ~1350
Summary/Description: Harry and Draco's constant fighting lands them in detention… even though they're on summer hols.
Author's Notes: I was missing some old-school Drarry from my life, so I decided to write it. :D By old-school, I mean this is horribly AU, clichés are scattered throughout, and the only thing missing from Caps!Lock!Harry is the capslock. Whee, old-school! (Though obviously, I need to return to school myself and relearn how to do this "porn-writing" thing…)

( Detention! )

Title: Hand in Hand in Hand
Author: ldymusyc
Characters/Pairings: Blaise Zabini/Draco Malfoy/Pansy Parkinson
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: cunnilingus, touch
Other Warnings: Underage characters (all sixteen), threesome.
Word Count: 2250
Summary/Description: Crabbe and Goyle weren't the only ones watching over Draco that year. Pansy and Blaise watched over him as well.
Author's Notes: Continuing with my determination to write Draco shagging as many different people as possible. XD There just needs to be more of this threesome, that's all I'm saying. *sage nod* Now with the correct tags!

( Hand in Hand in Hand )