Daily Deviant
- there is no such thing as 'too kinky'
5th March 2015 00:37 - A Room to Hide Your Secrets (Neville/Ginny)
Title: A Room to Hide Your Secrets
Author: woldy
Characters/Pairings: Neville/Ginny, implied Ginny/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: March challenge for Daily Deviant's ninth birthday
Other Warnings: infidelity, sex with a minor (Ginny is 16)
Word Count: ~1200 words
Summary/Description: After the battle of Hogwarts, Neville daren’t tell people why he started using the Room of Requirement.
Author's Notes: I adore missing moments from canon, so I couldn’t resist the March challenge. Thanks to the mods for providing the inspiration, and to the lovely Delphi for betaing.

A Room to Hide Your Secrets )
9th December 2014 19:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Get what you need (Neville/Pansy)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]twilightsorcery
From: [info]woldy

Title: Get what you need
Characters/Pairings: Neville/Pansy
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: domination
Other Warnings/Content: semi-public sex
Word Count: ~3200 words
Summary/Description: Either Neville Longbottom is the most oblivious man in the world, or he’s refusing to play on her terms.
Author's Notes: It turns out I have a huge kink for Neville/Pansy and never realized before, so I had tons of fun with this. Many thanks to L for beating.

Get what you need )
25th January 2014 15:50 - Fic: "Of Silencios and Selfish Bastards" (Blaise/Draco/Pansy)
Title: Of Silencios and Selfish Bastards
Author: [info]woldy 
Characters/Pairings: Blaise/Draco and Blaise/Draco/Pansy
Rating: NC-17
Word count: ~3800 words
Kinks/Themes Chosen: group sex
Other Warnings: none
Summary/Description: Is a free flat in Mayfair worth listening to your flatmates having sex at 3am? Pansy decides that if you can't beat them, join them.
Author's Notes: I started this for the ecouterism (arousal from hearing/listening to others engaged in sexual activities) theme back in 2012 but Pansy likes being the center of attention far too much to let the boys have fun without her.

11th December 2013 21:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: A Single Redeeming Vice (Amelia/Poppy)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]kelly_chambliss
From: [info]woldy

Title: A Single Redeeming Vice
Characters/Pairings: Amelia Bones/Poppy Pomfrey
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Included: smoking, butch-femme dynamic
Other Warnings/Content: none
Word Count: ~3200 words
Summary/Description: Poppy has always believed that everyone needs one vice.
Author's Notes: These are some of my very favorite prompts and pairings, dear requestee, so it was a delight to combine them. I hope you enjoy it! Many thanks to the lovely L for betaing.

A Single Redeeming Vice )
12th October 2012 00:13 - One Puff (But It Never Is Just One)
Title: One Puff (But It Never Is Just One)
Author: [info]woldy
Characters/Pairings: Alice Longbottom/Dorcas Meadowes/Amelia Bones
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: capnolagnia: arousal from watching others smoke
Other Warnings: very obscure threesome?
Word Count: ~2500 words
Summary: Alice could lean over and let Dorcas hold the cigarette up to her mouth, placing her lips where Dorcas's had been. It would be almost like sharing a kiss.
Author's Notes: the fantastic [info]atdelphi provided the idea for this story and beta-ed. The use of smoking to provide cover for surveillance is lifted from Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy. Mistakes are entirely my own.

One Puff [But It Never Is Just One] )

Also, mods: there seem to be no character tags for either Dorcas or Amelia. I guess that's what I get for choosing really obscure characters!
12th August 2012 01:35 - Fic: A Lie with a Hole in It (Astoria/Pansy, NC-17)
Title: A Lie With a Hole In It
Author: [info]woldy 
Characters/Pairings: Pansy/Astoria, implied Astoria/Draco, past Pansy/Ron
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: cross-dressing
Other Warnings: infidelity, strap-ons, fingering
Word Count: ~3000 words
Summary: Pansy always had a weakness for aristocratic blonds. It was her greatest weakness.
Author's Notes: The title is taken from a line in the poem 'Adultery' by Carol Ann Duffy. Many thanks to my beta, Liseuse, for undertaking the heroic task of unscrambling my grammar. All remaining mistakes are, of course, my own.

A Lie With a Hole In It )
12th June 2012 00:42 - Fic: Silence Is Not Consent (or How Dirty Talk Can Help Change Rape Culture) Parvati/Laender, R
Title: Silence Is Not Consent (or How Dirty Talk Can Help Change Rape Culture)
Author: [info]woldy
Characters/Pairings: Parvati/Lavender, implied Dean/Seamus
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: dirty talk
Other warnings: non-graphic references to sexual assault
Word count: ~2100 words
Summary/Description: Asking for consent really isn't that hard. It might even be fun.
Notes: The policy quoted is copied verbatim from the recently closed Antioch College, and I learned about it in Michael Kimmel's book Guyland. This isn't quite as porny as most DD fics, but I promise my next story will make up for it. Many thanks to my beta, delphi, for the fantastic feedback.

Silence is Not Consent )
22nd January 2012 15:04 - A Matched Pair (Hermione/Ron, Hermione/Pansy, Ron/Pansy, NC-17)
Title: A Matched Pair
Author: [info]woldy
Characters/Pairings: Hermione/Ron, Hermione/Pansy, Ron/Pansy
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: body writing, silence, pervertibles, cuffs, mirrors, blindfolds, genital enhancement, sounding, & breast enhancement
Other Warnings: infidelity
Word Count: ~3200 words
Summary: Gryffindors glory in holding the moral high ground over her, but Pansy knows that deep-down they are cheats and liars like everyone else.
Author's Notes: My first effort at writing het porn that doesn't center on murders, or a threesome; I hope it works! Many thanks to [info]florahart for betaing.

A Matched Pair )
15th December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Never Pure and Rarely Simple (Pomona/Xiomara, Pomona/Narcissa)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]thegildedmagpie
From: [info]woldy

Title: Never Pure and Rarely Simple
Pairings: Pomona/Xiomara Hooch, Pomona/Narcissa, hints of Pomona/Bellatrix
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Dubcon, torture, begging, orgasm control
Other Warnings/Content: Knifeplay, kidnapping, bondage, voyeurism, graphic violence
Word Count: ~3,400 words
Summary: Pomona holds her secrets close. What really happened that afternoon in Knockturn Alley, or that night in Malfoy Manor? Whose hand held the knife that gave her those scars?
Author's Notes: I don't know if this is an adequately dark or kinky response to your wonderful prompt, but I had a great time planning and writing it. Many thanks to my beta, J.

Never Pure and Rarely Simple )
11th November 2011 00:45 - A Process of Elimination (Harry/Ron/Hermione, NC-17)
Title: A Process of Elimination
Author: [info]woldy
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Ron/Hermione, along the way Hermione/Ron, Harry/Ron, & Harry/Hermione
Rating: (briefly) NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Stretch yourself: Trio threesome
Other Warnings: none
Word Count: 1000 words, in 10 drabbles
Summary: There's no reason for a threesome to be more than the sum of its parts - except that if it's not, it won't work.
Author's Notes: I wasn't due to post this month, but couldn't resist the theme. I'm stretching myself with a new pairing and a drabble series format (always a fun challenge, but porn in 100 words is hard!) and the story is about the Trio stretching themselves after the war. Many thanks to the lovely liseuse for betaing!

A Process of Elimination )
11th October 2011 21:42 - Under Different Stars
Title: Under Different Stars
Author:  [info]woldy
Characters/Pairings: Luna/Tonks
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: fingering, nipple play
Other Warnings: fluff?
Word Count: ~2200 words
Summary/Description: They're so different that Tonks doesn't understand why it works, but somehow it does work.
Author's Notes: This pairing hadn't occurred to me until I read the October themes, and then I fell instantly in love with it. I blame the mods both for this fic, and for the Luna/Tonks WIP on my computer. This is more of a character / relationship study than an actual story with plot, but I hope it's half as much as much fun to read as it was to write. Many thanks to [info]leela_cat for betaing.

Under Different Stars )
12th August 2011 00:04 - Fic: A Custom-ary Intimacy (Charlie/Draco, R)
Title: A Custom-ary Intimacy
Author: [info]woldy
Characters/Pairings: Charlie/Draco
Rating: R
Theme Chosen: authority figure roleplay
Other Warnings: appearance of dubcon
Word Count: ~2000 words
Summary:"You can let me inspect your bag, or you can return to..." Malfoy glances down at the parchment in his hand "...Romania."
Author's Notes: Thanks to [info]mindabbles for the excellent beta; all remaining mistakes are my own. The pairing and theme were chosen for the [info]help_japan winners.

A Custom-ary Intimacy )
12th June 2011 23:49 - Fic: That'll Show Them (Ginny/Pansy)
Title: That'll Show Them
Author: [info]woldy
Characters/Pairings: Ginny/Pansy
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Exhibitionism
Other Warnings: None
Word Count: ~3,300 words
Summary: She leaned in to kiss Pansy again, slowly, possessively. Her hand curled in the small of Pansy's back, and she hoped that anybody who didn't like it would choke.
Author's Notes: Many thanks to the lovely [info]mindabbles for the last-minute beta; any remaining mistakes are, of course, my own.

That'll Show Them )
24th February 2011 01:01 - Seven ways to commit a murder (Mrs Zabini/husbands, NC-17)
Title: Seven ways to commit a murder
Author: [info]woldy 
Characters/Pairings: Isolde Zabini/husbands
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Snuff films
Other Warnings: lots of character death, including references to the death of a real person; graphic violence; domestic violence; (mostly offscreen) sexual abuse of a child; irresponsible BDSM; breathplay; electrical play.
Word Count: ~7,300 words
Summary: Divorce is something that happens to other people - people who don't have her contacts.
Author's Notes: Many thanks to the lovely nuclearsugars for betaing; any remaining mistakes are, of course, my own. All the events portrayed in this story are fictional, and I don't condone any of the behaviour depicted. This is the first time I've written a het pairing and I get the sense that this story is, um, not typical of the genre. Don't say I didn't warn you...

Seven ways to commit a murder )
16th December 2010 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Skin Deep (Charlie/Harry)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]leela_cat
From: [info]woldy

Title: Skin Deep
Characters/Pairings: Charlie/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Tattoos
Other Warnings/Content: Anal sex
Word Count: ~3100 words
Summary: There was nothing inherently intimate about sticking his cock into someone, but there's a lot of personal history tied up in Charlie's ink.
Author's Notes: This may be a more philosophical take on the prompt than you intended, but I hope you like it! Many thanks to M for betaing.

Skin Deep )
12th October 2010 18:04 - Fic: Bitter on the tongue (Remus/Severus, NC-17)
Title: Bitter on the tongue
Author: [info]woldy 
Characters/Pairings: Remus/Severus
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Sex under the influence
Other Warnings: breathplay
Word Count: ~1300 words
Summary: The beauty of potions was that just a drop could do anything you wanted.
Author's Notes: I've tried to include a touch of 'please your mod' in the pairing here. Many, many thanks to [info]cymonie for doing a great job of betaing this at short notice.

Bitter on the tongue )
12th August 2010 13:08 - Fic: Chasing Charlie (Harry/Charlie, R)
Title: Chasing Charlie
Author: [info]woldy 
Pairings: Harry/Charlie
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Celibacy
Other Warnings: none
Word Count: ~3,900 words
Summary: If giving up wanking for a few days was the price of beating Charlie at Quidditch, then it was a price worth paying.
Author's Notes: The idea of Harry sulking about Charlie beating him at Quidditch originated in one of my Pansy/Ginny fics and then grew... Many thanks to the lovely [info]la_dissonance  and [info]lokifan  for betaing. Any remaining mistakes are of course my own.

Chasing Charlie )
13th June 2010 00:42 - Fic: A Little Domestic Service (Ginny, Draco & Pansy, R)
Title: A Little Domestic Service
Author: [info]woldy 
Characters: Ginny Weasley, Draco Malfoy, & Pansy Parkinson in various actual or implied combinations
Rating: R
Theme chosen: Discipline
Warnings/other kinks: Dubcon, cross-dressing, spanking
Word Count: ~3200 words
Summary: Malfoy takes a job as Ginny and Pansy's cleaner, but he needs more than financial incentives.
Author's Notes: My thanks to [info]son_of_darkness  for the inspiration, and to nuclearsugars for betaing. I worry that DD fic should involve more sex than this, but I hope the kink makes up for it.

A Little Domestic Service )
12th March 2010 09:55 - Fic: A Job with Benefits
Title: A Job with Benefits
Author: [info]woldy
Inspired By: Every Job has its Perks by [info]leela_cat
Pairing: Hooch/Pomfrey
Rating: R
Content/Warnings: medical kink, & some touching while unconscious
Word Count: ~1050 words
Summary: Xio had heard people liken sexual attraction to being hit by a Bludger, but she'd previously dismissed it as rhetorical excess.
Author's Notes: A prequel to [info]leela_cat's story, written for [info]daily_deviant's fourth birthday. Thanks to [info]mindabbles for the beta :-)

A Job with Benefits )
12th February 2010 00:48 - Fic: One night, but there's no need to stand (Ginny/anon women, NC-17)
Title:One night, but there's no need to stand
Author: [info]woldy
Pairings: Ginny Weasley/anonymous women, & highlight for pairing spoilers: Ginny Weasley/Nymphadora Tonks
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Hanky code; hints of jewellery
Other Warnings: Anonymous sex, spanking, fisting, rimming, brief mentions of other hanky code kinks.
Word Count: ~2600 words
Summary: In this room all that mattered was what you wanted, and the only negotiation required was a scrap of coloured fabric.
Author's Notes: Many thanks to my betas kellychambliss and bewarethesmirk. I'm excited to be posting my first fic here!

One night, but there's no need to stand )
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