Daily Deviant
- there is no such thing as 'too kinky'
30th November 2012 00:35 - Fic: "Teachable Moment" (Horace Slughorn/Anthony Goldstein)
Title: Teachable Moment
Author: [info]songquake
Characters/Pairings: Horace Slughorn/Anthony Goldstein (odd unrequited Horace/Tom Riddle Jr)
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Anisonogamism: attraction to persons much younger or older than oneself (disparity >64 years, given that Sluggie is estimated to be over 80 in HBP); spitting/swallowing.
Other Warnings: almost-snowballing
Word Count: 4072
Summary/Description: Horace has a soft spot for Ravenclaws.
Author's Notes: I don't think I've ever felt icky from writing porn before. Which just goes to show that even the most unrepentant kink-writers can discover kinks they find morally reprehensible. Oh, Sluggie. *shakes head*
Thanks so much to [info]leela_cat for letting me post on her day, and the mods for approving the change!

Teachable Moment )
3rd April 2011 10:08 - FIC: Notches on a Broomstick [Harry/many, NC17]
Title: Notches on a Broomstick
Author: [info]celandineb
Pairings: Harry/Oliver, Fred/George, Fred/George/Harry, Hannah/Harry, Cedric/Harry, Cho/Harry, Harry/Hermione, Anthony/Harry, Harry/Pansy, Daphne/Harry, Blaise/Harry, Adrian/Harry/Hypatia/Simon [more-or-less OC Slytherins], Draco/Harry
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Bad Porn theme prompt: "Harry Does Hogwarts"
Other Warnings: anal, chan, cunnilingus, exhibitionism, fellatio, fingering, first time, group sex, hand jobs, humiliation, incest, intercrural sex, loss of virginity, masturbation, oral sex, orgasm denial, public sex, rimming, student/student, teen sex, threesome, voyeurism, watersports
Word Count: 11,000 exactly
Summary/Description: Shortly after his first foray into sex, Harry decides he wants to sample it in all the Hogwarts Houses.
Author's Notes: This became... extensive. There's probably a little something in it to suit almost any taste, except that there's no F/F. Neither plot nor romance to speak of, this is pretty shamelessly just plain porn.

Notches on a Broomstick )
24th March 2011 23:15 - FIC: "The Little Wizard's Book of Slutty Goosings," various thinly veiled teachers, R
Title: The Little Wizard's Book of Slutty Goosings
Authors: [info]pre_raphaelite1 and [info]thegildedmagpie
Characters/Pairings: Fil(ius Flitwick), (Po)Mona (Sprout), "Mr. Snap"(e), "Madam" (Pomfrey), a Professor (Slughorn), a Prefect (Weasley), a Seer (Trelawney), a Caretaker (Filch), a Headmaster (obvious), (Gilde)Roy "Hartlock," and McPuss-in-Boots (also too obvious to dignify with a parenthetical).
Rating: R
Content/Warnings: Perversion of childhood memories, bad language, watersports, voyeurism, orgies, student/teacher, rectal exams/medical fetish, dubcon, various magical creature cameos which may or may not count as bestiality, references to public sex locations, Dumbledore's pants.
Word Count: 1109 (but some of it is "poetry")
Author's Notes: We are pleased to announce our long-awaited collaboration upon the total defilement of your childhood. Er, that is ... Fred and George are pleased to announce ... yeah.

A Little Wizard's Book of Slutty Goosings )
19th January 2010 23:05 - FIC: "Practically Pristine" (Various, NC-17)
Title: "Practically Pristine"
Author: [info]pre_raphaelite1
Characters/Pairings: Myrtle, Remus/Slughorn, unnamed Hufflepuffs, Minerva/Tonks, Ron, Anthony/Fat Lady, Dobby, Luna/Sanguini, Carrows/unnamed student, Ginny/Pansy, Cedric/Cho
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: andomimetophilia, anthropophagy, birth control/condoms, blood play, body painting, breasts, breathplay, catamites, clamps, costumes, dungeons, edible aphrodesiacs, execution, genital whipping, hands-free masturbation, hyphephilia, kleptophilia, medical kink, partner swapping, personal ads, pornography, red wings, ritual sex, sex shows, sex in the workplace, symphorophili, sperm banks/fetish, spectrophilia, threesomes, tourniquets, underwear
Other Warnings: Uh... You need more?
Word Count: 1100 exactly
Summary/Description: People think I spend all my time sitting alone in my u-bend thinking morbid thoughts. But I'll tell you a secret: I don't. Oh sometimes one must dwell on death in the curve of a pipe but there are other much nicer things to think and do and see.
Author's Notes: Well, this is every kink/theme I didn't write last year... Talk about a challenge! And far, far too many tags.

Practically Pristine )
9th March 2008 00:45 - How Percy Weasley Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cock (Percy/Anthony, NC-17)
Title: How Percy Weasley Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cock
Author: [info]emiime
Characters: Percy Weasley/Anthony Goldstein
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None.
Kinks chosen: Bisexuality (um, sort of?)
Word Count: 1436
Summary: Percy likes women very much, thank you, except that he totally doesn't.
Author's notes: I truly apologize for that title. Wow.

How Percy Weasley Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cock )
19th January 2008 01:57 - FIC: "Inflection" (?/Anthony, NC-17)
Title: Inflection
Author: [info]pre_raphaelite1
Characters: ?/Anthony Goldstein
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Dirty talk
Themes/kinks chosen: Everything Old is New Again: Rape or Ravishing
Word Count: 2150
Summary: ”I'm getting closer. Sure you don't want to run again, little mouse? I like chasing you. It makes you so fucking hot and tight. You want to be like that for me, don't you? Tight like a little virgin slut.”
Author's notes: Undying love and gratitude to [info]emiine for the fabulous on-demand beta which made this come together better than I'd hoped. And snogs and lurve to [info]dannyyy who let me whine at her and who reassured me that the fic worked outside my head too.

Inflection )
29th August 2007 22:52 - Theology of the Body Made Simple, Percy/Anthony, NC-17
Author: [info]emiime
Theme/kink: Er...I think we're supposed to call it "free kink", yeah?
Warnings: Horribly flimsy plot device…but, wait, this is DD, after all…
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2060
Compliant to: HBP.

(The rest of the information for this story may contain DH spoilers. Except that it totally doesn't. Click the cut for full header and fic.)
19th August 2007 22:57 - FIC: "Erubesco et Erubesco" (NC-17, Sirius Black / Anthony Goldstein)
Author: [info]pre_raphaelite1
Theme/kink: AU
Warnings: frotting, finger sucking, hair washing
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3,025
Compliant to: Nothing? :P It's random lord/vassal AU, folks.

The rest of the information for this story does NOT contain DH spoilers. Click the cut for full header and fic. )

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