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3rd February 2019 23:21 - Fic: An Awkward Valentine's (Oliver/Percy)
Title: An Awkward Valentine's
Author: TheMightyFlynn
Characters/Pairings: Oliver Wood/Percy Weasley
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Candles, kissing
Other Warnings/Content: Hand jobs, awkwardness
Word Count: 1537
Summary/Description: Oliver and Percy have never celebrated Valentine's Day before. Perhaps this wasn't the way they should have started.
Author's Notes: This is literally about the tenth thing I have written for these prompts. Hopefully, it's the best one. :)

An Awkward Valentine's )
14th December 2013 21:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: The Watcher (Peter, multiple pairings)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]islandsmoke
From: [info]alisanne

Title: The Watcher
Characters/Pairings: Peter Pettigrew, Sirius Black/Lily Evans, Remus Lupin/Severus Snape, Charlie Weasley/OCs, Percy Weasley/Oliver Wood, Arthur Weasley/Molly Weasley, Minerva McGonagall/Irma Pince, others implied.
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Exhibitionism, voyeurism, threesome.
Other Warnings/Content: Nothing not already covered by the pairings and the kinks/themes.
Word Count: +/- 5200
Summary/Description: Peter likes to watch people in secret. He sees some pretty unexpected things.
Author's Notes: Dear recipient, I hope this fulfills your Kinky Kristmas wish! *g*

The Watcher )
25th November 2011 11:22 - FIC: ALL TALK (LEE JORDAN/OLIVER WOOD, NC-17)
Title: All Talk
Author: [info]rilla_licious
Characters/Pairings: Lee Jordan/Oliver Wood
Rating NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Stretch Yourself.
Other Warnings: Angry!sex, minimal lube, infidelity
Word Count: ~2000
Summary/Description: Lee's never been interested in Oliver Wood. Not one little bit.
Author's Notes: It was hard to choose something to stretch myself, because I'll write pretty much anything, but then I realized that I have a really hard time with first person POV pwp. So that's what I was going for here. Thanks to [info]ellensmithee for the speedy beta!

The first thing you need to know is that I wasn't trying to get his attention. )

24th April 2011 02:59 - Fic: Harry Pornstar and the Philosopher's Boner (Harry/Oliver, NC-17)
I know this is late and I'm really sorry! I had IJ problems this morning and then had to go out and I'm only just getting home. Again, I'm really sorry, mods!

Title: Harry Pornstar and the Philosopher's Boner
Author: [info]kinky_kneazle
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Oliver, also mentions of Dumbledore/Hagrid/McGonagall, Harry/Hagrid, Hermione/Harry/Ron/Mountain Troll, Snape/Quirrell, Harry/Ron/Neville/Seamus/Dean
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Bad Porn Month!
Other Warnings: Crack and really bad innuendo.
Disclaimer: Although the characters in the movie were underage, in this porn-ish remake the actors are all legally consenting members of the adult film industry, and quite obviously above the legal age of consent. No suggestion of chan is intended.
Word Count: 1,180
Summary/Description: The Philosopher's Stone rewritten as porn – the "skip the DVD to the good parts" version.
Author's Notes: A few years ago I clicked a link and discovered Edward Penishands. This was my introduction to the porn industry tradition of remaking popular movies into porn. Wil Wheaton's news that there's a Star Trek: TNG XXX Parody coming out made me wonder what would happen if someone did a Harry Potter remake. I couldn't write all the porn scenes that there would be, but there's a hint of many, and my favourite in detail. Love to F for the super-quick beta. Some lines have been taken verbatim from Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone/

Harry Pornstar and the Philosopher's Boner )
3rd April 2011 10:08 - FIC: Notches on a Broomstick [Harry/many, NC17]
Title: Notches on a Broomstick
Author: [info]celandineb
Pairings: Harry/Oliver, Fred/George, Fred/George/Harry, Hannah/Harry, Cedric/Harry, Cho/Harry, Harry/Hermione, Anthony/Harry, Harry/Pansy, Daphne/Harry, Blaise/Harry, Adrian/Harry/Hypatia/Simon [more-or-less OC Slytherins], Draco/Harry
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Bad Porn theme prompt: "Harry Does Hogwarts"
Other Warnings: anal, chan, cunnilingus, exhibitionism, fellatio, fingering, first time, group sex, hand jobs, humiliation, incest, intercrural sex, loss of virginity, masturbation, oral sex, orgasm denial, public sex, rimming, student/student, teen sex, threesome, voyeurism, watersports
Word Count: 11,000 exactly
Summary/Description: Shortly after his first foray into sex, Harry decides he wants to sample it in all the Hogwarts Houses.
Author's Notes: This became... extensive. There's probably a little something in it to suit almost any taste, except that there's no F/F. Neither plot nor romance to speak of, this is pretty shamelessly just plain porn.

Notches on a Broomstick )
5th January 2011 01:05 - Art - Oliver & Percy - NWS
Title: Closeted
Artist: [info]ericahpfa
Media: Pencil, pen, references
Characters/Pairings: Oliver Wood, Percy Weasley
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: claustrophilia: arousal by confined spaces
Artist's Notes: Since I had somehow completely forgotten to contribute to the month of October (which is really embarrassing) I chose a prompt from that batch. This was the intended pairing/scene that I had planned on but I am afraid that the claustrophobicness does not come across without some imagination. I do love this pairing, the whole scholar and the jock is one of my favorite cliches, just behind the scholar and the bad boy with a ♥ of gold. :) Happy New Year all!

Oliver & Percy )
15th August 2009 08:16 - The Power of Healing (Percy/Oliver/Viktor, R)
Author: Lee West
Title: The Power of Healing
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Viktor/Oliver/Percy
Kink Chosen: Menage a Trois
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Percy's newest case as a Healer is to treat Oliver and Viktor, who had a nasty fight during an international match.
Warnings: Use and abuse of not-so-innocent bystander.
Word Count: 1,646
Author's Notes: Many, many thanks to my dear friend Minnow for betaing and getting me out of a very tight spot.

The Power of Healing )
9th April 2009 13:42 - Fic: Jock (Percy, Oliver, R)
Title: Jock
Author: [info]emiime
Characters: Percy and Oliver
Rating: R
Warnings: Violence
Themes/kinks chosen: Underwear
Word Count: 1023
Summary: Percy makes a mistake.
Author's notes: I love happy boyslash as much as the next person, but this month I decided to go a bit more realistic. Thanks to the lovely [info]mariamme for cheerleading.

Jock )
26th February 2009 18:34 - Art: Fan, R
Title: Fan
Artist: [info]ghot
Media: Photoshop
Characters: Oliver Wood
Rating: R
Warnings: Wanking, man bits.
Themes/kinks chosen: Pornography.
Artist's notes: Oliver really loves Quidditch.

Read more... )
18th November 2008 00:08 - Fic: My Little Girl (Percy/Oliver, NC-17)
Title: My Little Girl
Author: [info]emiime
Characters: Percy/Oliver
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Angst, crossdressing, copious amounts of whisky, vaguely insane Oliver.
Kinks chosen: Gender-bending
Word Count: 1040
Summary: Oliver doesn't fuck men.
Author's notes: So, this contains not one, but two things I don't like and therefore never write: bottom!Percy and crossdressing. I have no idea where this came from. ♥ to the mods for letting me post on a different day from my regular since I fail at deadlines.

My Little Girl )
15th August 2008 08:18 - FIC: When You Whiff Upon a Star (Charlie/Oliver, R)
Title: When You Whiff Upon a Star
Author: [info]lee_west
Characters: Oliver/Charlie; Charlie/Tonks
Rating: R
Summary: Oliver has a keepsake from his hero that he treasures – and uses for his nefarious purposes. Until one day the unlikeliest of heroes catches him in the act.
Warnings: Use and abuse of a stinky, sweaty sweatshirt. I think that's it. There's no intercourse between anyone under 18, but there is a lot of under-18 solo wanking. I think that under-18 boys are masters at that, anyway, and, since they're doing it solo, I don't think it qualifies as chan. Please correct me if I'm wrong.
Kinks chosen: Relics
Word Count: ~3,700
Author's notes: Thanks to [info]sabethea/[info]iamisaac for the beta-at-the-last-minute.

Apologies for the horrible pun in the title. We all know where the idea came from, no? In case someone has never seen Pinocchio, well, it comes from there.


When You Whiff Upon a Star )
20th March 2008 18:23 - ART: How I Learned To Love Quidditch

Title:  How I learned to love quidditch
Artist:[info]fanlay
Media: pencil, Photoshop
Characters: Percy Weasley, Oliver Wood
Rating: R
Warnings: none
Themes/kinks chosen: Penetration toys
Artist's notes: A somewhat loose interpretation of toys. And I really should have drawn some background for this one but RL has been an arse..

 

7th September 2007 23:14 - Fic: Taking Their Comfort (Multiple, NC17)
Title: Taking Their Comfort
Author: [info]florahart
Characters: Percy, Oliver, Luna, Flitwick, Filch, Mrs Norris
Rating: NC17
Warnings: There's a cat. Luna's not 18.
Themes/kinks chosen: Public sex if you reckon multiple pairs in a room is public. Chan if you reckon chan = under 18 (and with a teacher). Bestiality, a bit. Also, there's voyeurism and taking of direction.
Word Count: ~1075
Summary: The battle's over, and Argus tries to go on rounds of what's left of the castle.
Author's notes:
A/N: So I thought today was the 6th much of the day. I'd intended to write love, but it's getting late, so instead you get something else entirely. Though of course, Argus does love his cat.

Taking Their Comfort )
31st August 2007 15:30 - Fic: Fear of Flying (Percy/Oliver, NC-17)
Title: Fear of Flying
Author: [info]emiime
Characters: Percy/Oliver
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None.
Kinks chosen: Phobia.
Word Count: 1392
Summary: Oliver attempts to discover the real reason Percy doesn't play Quidditch.
Author's notes: This is all [info]floweringjudas's fault.

 

Fear of Flying )</div></div>
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