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8th January 2017 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas 2016 Final Message and Reveals!
Now that all of us (including our very energetic characters) have had a bit of time to cool down and recuperate from the past month's activities, we're back with the promised reveals! But before we get to that, we need to quickly extend our usual-but-very-much-heartfelt "thank you"s...

First, to all of the authors and artists who created this collection of amazing and sexy pieces. It was an especially rough holiday season in general for a lot of us this year, so super extra kudos and gratitude to you for putting so much into your fantastic fic and art.

Second, an extra dose of praise to those who handled pinch hits and extra pieces this year. You folks are so amazing and impressive, and you have no idea how much we appreciate your assistance.

Third and last but most definitely not least, our enormous thanks to everyone who read, viewed, and commented throughout the month. Fandom exists because like-minded, incredible people gather and interact. None of us would be here doing any of this without you. You quite literally are (the pervy end of) HP fandom.

Much, much love to all! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Now, without further gushing and rambling...

Kinky Kristmas 2016 Author and Artist Reveals Masterlist )

And in case anyone missed them, this year's smutty statistics were posted here.

Kinky Kristmas has concluded for the year, don't run away yet! We'll be posting information about out plans for March -- Daily Deviant's 11th birthday! -- very soon. We have some fun things planned that both members and watchers will be invited to participate in, so stay tuned...
7th January 2017 18:47 - Kinky Kristmas 2016 Wacky Stats
Author and artist reveals will happen tomorrow, but while you're waiting, here are some, er, interesting statistics for your enrichment...

This year we're looking at a total of 32 pieces of ass fic and art. Across those 32 pieces, there were 24 unique characters represented, including one who has, amazingly enough, never appeared in Kinky Kristmas before! Everyone give a warm welcome to our newest subject of seasonal smut, Filius Flitwick! We have no idea what took him so long... Maybe he's a late bloomer?

Well, let's see how the numbers break down...

We're Giving You All the Names and Numbers )

Well, folks, that's all for this year's stats! Stay tuned; reveals are on the way tomorrow (Sunday) at 1:00 pm U.S. Eastern time...
4th January 2017 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas 2016 Pre-Reveals Masterlist
As promised, here's the complete list of all the pieces from Kinky Kristmas 2016.

Reveals will go up on Sunday, January 8 and 1:00 pm U.S. Eastern time.

Look for an interesting and informative stats post to go up sometime between now and then.

And you still have some time to do that final catch-up reading, viewing, and commenting! As we said before -- the holidays are over, but that doesn't mean everyone should stop spreading the joy around. :D We're on the verge of beating the comment counts from the past couple of years, so help give us (and the authors and artists!) a boost!

Kinky Kristmas 2016 Pre-Reveals Masterlist )
3rd January 2017 19:43 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Subtlety is overrated (Bill/Tonks/Charlie)
[Woops, it would seem that we lied to you! We have one final hot little number before the Fat Lady comes out to sing. Give it some love!]

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]ragdoll
From: [info]lilmisblack

Title: Subtlety is overrated
Characters/Pairings: Bill/Tonks/Charlie
Kinks/Themes Included: : threesome, oral sex, double penetration, fingering, directing
Other Warnings/Content: light hints of incest, author’s attempt at humour
Word Count: 3600
Summary/Description: I’m almost an Auror, which might explain why no one else seems to have noticed, keen senses and all that, but I just know something’s up.
Author's Notes: Happy Kinky Kristmas dear giftee, hope you enjoy the story!

Something strange is going on. )
3rd January 2017 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas 2016 Week 4 Plus a Bit Roundup
That's all, folks! Posting for another round of Kinky Kristmas has come to its conclusion. Tomorrow we'll be posting the complete pre-reveals masterlist as well as the date for reveals.

In the mean time, here's the final roundup to help you out with your catch up reading/viewing. And do be sure to do that catching up! There are some truly fantastic pieces from the tail end of things that haven't yet received the love they definitely deserve because, well, they came at the tail and of things. The holidays are over, but you don't have to stop spreading the cheer around yet!

Kinky Kristmas 2016 Week 4 Plus a Bit Roundup )
2nd January 2017 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Moonbean, in the Palm of his Hand (Severus/Remus)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]tjs_whatnot
From: [info]writcraft

Title: Moonbeam, in the Palm of his Hand
Characters/Pairings: Severus Snape/Remus Lupin, non-explicit background Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Wanking, blow jobs, hand jobs, biting, wolfish sense of smell
Other Warnings: Post-war AU in which Remus and Severus are alive and well, teaching at Hogwarts and Remus/Tonks was never a thing, anal fingering, references to switching
Word Count: ~4,350
Summary/Description: With the memory of an encounter in the distant past still all too fresh on his mind, Remus goes outside to watch the moon and finds himself in the same spot once more, with Severus Snape by his side.
Author's Notes: I’m afraid I’m not sure I made terribly good use of your prompt but I did my best to include a number of your preferences regarding kink and mood, so I hope you enjoy your gift! Thank you to the mods for being incredibly patient with me. Happy New Year!

Moonbeam, in the Palm of his Hand )
1st January 2017 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Five Times Ron and Draco Almost Had Sex (And One Time They Did) (Ron/Draco)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]fangqueen
From:   [info]lokifan

Title: Five Times Ron and Draco Almost Had Sex (And One Time They Did)
Characters/Pairings: Ron/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: slight exhibitionism & voyeurism
Other Warnings/Content: none
Word Count: ~8600
Summary/Description: Ron’s bringing Draco back to the Burrow for Christmas in their eighth year. He wasn’t expecting this particular problem.
Author's Notes: Deepest thanks and apologies to the mods, who were inhumanly patient. Thank you to T for the swiftest beta in the land. Giftee, this fic kept fighting me about tone -- not all of it would let me stay light and smutty -- but I hope you enjoy it!

Five Times Ron and Draco Almost Had Sex (And One Time They Did) )
29th December 2016 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: But a kiss can be deadlier if you mean it (Neville/Lavender)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]its_art
From: [info]amand_r

Title: But a kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it
Characters/Pairings: Neville/ Lavender
Rating: X?
Kinks/Themes Included: Semi-public Sex, Dirty Talk, Est Relationship,
Other Warnings/Content: LOQUATION.
Word Count: 5580
Summary/Description: She’s thinking about kissing him again, right here in the hallway, because that’s what she should always do: kiss Neville Longbottom in every hallway, every room, every day, in every time, for the rest of her life.

Author's Notes: Desired prompt—Hanging holly in the corridors. Re: title—yeah, you know I stole that. :) Thanks, Prince, for writing Lemon Crush. Thanks, iPod for having a “repeat song” function.

But a kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it. )
28th December 2016 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Art: Night Out (Teddy/James Sirius)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]gracerene
From: [info]thilia

Title: Night Out
Characters/Pairings: Teddy/James
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Very public sex
Other Warnings/Content: //
Artist's Notes: This was surprisingly fun to draw, despite the fact that there’s sooo much background. But public sex is difficult to convey if there isn’t at least a third person in the picture somehow, so... yeah! Hope you like it! :)
Art Preview:

Night Out [NWS Art] )
28th December 2016 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Imagine (Luna/Moody)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]amand_r
From: [info]tjs_whatnot

Title: Imagine
Characters/Pairings: Luna Lovegood/Mad Eye Moody
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: masturbation, sexual fantasy, body part worship
Other Warnings/Content: Coming of age
Word Count: 1,700
Summary/Description: It was Alastor that taught Luna the importance of a powerful imagination, and it would be the image of him and his magical eye that would be there in her time of need.
Author's Notes: Recip, It was a pleasure to write this for you, and I hope it pleases you as well. Thank you so very much R for the amazing beta and for being an all-around spectacular human being. Mods, like always, your patience and hand-holdings were invaluable and treasured.

Imagine )
27th December 2016 16:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Transfiguration: Theory and Practice (Remus/Sirius, R/S/James, R/S/Harry)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]writcraft
From: [info]mindabbles

Title: Transfiguration: Theory and Practice
Characters/Pairings: Remus/Sirius, Remus/Sirius/James, Remus/Sirius/Harry, mentions of unrequited Harry/Severus
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Threesome, voyeurism, fingering, first times
Other Warnings/Content: anal sex, oral sex, pining, silliness, and a little angst
Word Count: 7,300
Summary/Description: Remus and Sirius are more than happy to share with their friends. After all, they have plenty to go around.
Author's Notes: Thank you for your wonderful prompt, mystery giftee. Thank you to the mods for being absolutely amazing, for continuing to run this for us, and for not breaking up with me. Thank you to my fabulous and filthy beta. Happy KK everyone!

I can’t feel my arse )
26th December 2016 14:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: The Pickle Jar (Harry/Pansy)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]silvernatasha
From: [info]snegurochka_lee

Title: The Pickle Jar
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Pansy, Albus Severus/Pansy (not really), blink-and-you-miss-it Teddy/James and Ginny/Oliver. Hermione in a boring but key cameo.
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: as per request: UST, hate sex, frottage, and a bit of dominance
Other Warnings/Content: None
Word Count: ~8,800
Summary: When Pansy Parkinson shows up to dinner one night as Albus's date, Harry knows she's up to something. It takes him an embarrassingly long amount of time to figure out what.
Author's Notes: This plot idea is totally absurd and wanted to be 30K of Potter family genfic, with Pansy swanning around inciting UST wherever she went. This is a much dirtier, condensed version of that fic. Thank you, DD mods, for your patience and encouragement. Happy Kinky Kristmas, prompter!

The Pickle Jar )
25th December 2016 21:16 - Season's Greetings!

We hope your holidays have been happy! Kinky Kristmas posting will resume tomorrow and run just a couple of days into the new year. Keep watching, 'cause we have lots more festive balls to bring you!
23rd December 2016 18:00 - Kinky Kristmas 2016 Week 3 Roundup
And that's three weeks down. Already! Where has this month gone, eh??

How's everyone been managing with the final mad dash leading up to Christmas/other winter holiday of your choice/the holiday weekend? Busy, right?? We imagine lots of you will have some catch-up reading and viewing to do once things settle down over the next few days. In which case, this should come in handy:

Kinky Kristmas 2016 Week 3 Roundup )
22nd December 2016 14:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: An Effigy in Desire (Hugo)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]fangqueen
From: A Wanton Watcher: [info]kittyaugust (KittyAug @AO3)

Title: An Effigy in Desire
Characters/Pairings: Hugo Granger-Weasley, unrequited Hugo/James Sirius Potter, unrequited Hugo/Albus Severus Potter, implied or imagined James/Albus.
Rating: Explicit
Kinks/Themes Included: Masturbation, pseudo-incest, incest, sex toys.
Other Warnings/Content: Christmas at the Burrow, legal but potentially under 18.
Word Count: 2265
Summary/Description: Hugo Granger-Weasley has a problem. A very serious Potter problem, to be precise. His obsessive interest in his cousins can't be tamed, so this Christmas he's taking matters in hand.
Author's Notes: All my gratitude goes to R for the fantastic and incredibly helpful beta. She's amazing and helped make this less ramble and more art, for which I'm ever grateful. Any remaining errors or awkward phrasing are entirely my own fault, I promise.

An Effigy in Desire )
22nd December 2016 14:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Waste No Time (Harry/Hermione)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for:   [info]unbroken_halo
From: [info]nightfalltwen

Title: Waste No Time
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Hermione
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Included: Smattering of Chivalry, pinch of possessiveness,
Other Warnings/Content: none
Word Count: 2094
Summary/Description: Harry plans to be the best Secret Santa ever, until he is entirely not.
Author's Notes: Merry Christmas secret kinky wish asker!   I hope this is sexy, romantic and fun enough for you.   Thank you to L for looking it over.

Waste No Time )
21st December 2016 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: This Thing You Feel (Snape/Harry)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]alisanne
From: [info]hogwartshoney

Title:This Thing You Feel
Characters/Pairings: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Included:UST/pining, sensory deprivation
Other Warnings/Content:
Word Count:approx 8600
Summary/Description: This ... THING... you feel for Potter, it isn't about Lily at all. What you'd felt for her had been gentle and pure, but this, oh, no, this isn't pure at ALL.

The way he looks
Dear Merlin, how he'd taste....

Author's Notes: Untold thanks to my beta/encourager/enabler S who has held my hand and encouraged me through writing this, and to N for the fine-tuning.
Prompter asked for Post Hogwarts Severus/Harry with some UST/pining, sensory deprivation. Hope this fits the bill !
Happy Merry Jingly things to all.

This Thing You Feel )
20th December 2016 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: The Meeting on the Turret Stairs (Flitwick/Hermione)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]purplefluffycat
From: [info]_hannelore

Title:The Meeting on the Turret Stairs
Pairing: Filius Flitwick/Hermione Granger
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Included: Stolen moments, student/teacher (Hermione is in her 6th and 7th year)
Other Content: UST, masturbation, scenes of post-war Hogwarts
Word Count: ~2200
Summary: Taken directly from the prompt, which fits perfectly: "How did a decent man find himself here? And what can a decent man do next, that won't break his heart?"
Author's Notes: Many thanks to my terrific and betas (and mods!) as well as the prompter who inspired this fic! Title taken from the painting The Meeting on the Turret Stairs by Frederic William Burton, which also inspired much of the story. From the link: ""..the face of the knight is the face of a man to whom the kiss is a sacrament."

The Meeting on the Turret Stairs )
20th December 2016 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Wish You a Happy Christmas (Draco/Lily Luna)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]nightfalltwen
From: [info]tryslora

Title: Wish You a Happy Christmas
Characters/Pairings: Draco/Lily Luna, Draco/Astoria
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Infidelity, Office Sex, Oral
Other Warnings/Content: First Times, Blow Job, Cunnilingus, Sex
Word Count: ~3k
Summary/Description: There’s no point in not finishing what they’ve begun. What she’s sure they started, months ago when she first started working here. With small touches and little looks. With hints and half-said words. What was just about to become a thing right now, during the office Christmas party.
Author's Notes: Oh my goodness, I have such a thing for holiday hookup stories with infidelity. And this pairing! I couldn’t resist, and I had such fun with this. I hope you have a happy and wonderful Kinky Kristmas, m’dear!

Wish You a Happy Christmas )
19th December 2016 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Simple As It Is, Complicated As You Need (Harry/Teddy)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]_melodic_
From: [info]lq_traintracks

Title: Simple As It Is, Complicated As You Need
Pairing: Harry/Teddy
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Daddy!kink, dub-con (sort of with Legilimency, and sex-wise only role-played consensual dub-con), praise!kink, spanking
Other Warnings/Content: cross-gen (42/25), godfather/godson (obviously), secret relationship
Word Count: ~3,500
Summary/Description: It's not something they do often, this whole 'Daddy' thing. But to be fair, they don't even have regular sex as often as Teddy would like either. It's not as though they've even admitted they're doing anything. One of the benefits and curses of both of them being Legilimens actually: Nobody ever has to talk.
Author's Notes: I was thrilled to grab this prompt! I tried to include some of the prompter's mood stuff, like dirty and sexy with an angtsy/romantic feel. I really hope you like this and have a very Happy Kinky Kristmas! Loads of gratitude to my marvellous beta, who also invented the title. <3 (For the sake of this fic, Harry’s life is EWE in that he never married Ginny and never had kids. I also ignored Teddy/Victoire as a thing, while everybody else conforms to epilogue canon as far as I know.)

Simple As It Is, Complicated As You Need )
18th December 2016 13:00 - Kinky Kristmas Art: Stopping by the Woods on a Snowy Evening (Remus/Charlie)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]mindabbles
From: [info]akatnamedeaster

Title: Stopping by the Woods on a Snowy Evening
Characters/Pairings: Remus/Charlie
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Frotting
Other Warnings/Content: none
Artist's Notes: I hope this tickles your fancy!
Summary: Charlie and Remus get distracted during a walk in the wood.

Stopping by the Woods... [NWS Art] )
18th December 2016 13:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Turn Back Time (Severus/Draco)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]elfflame
From: [info]centaury_squill

Title: Turn Back Time
Characters/Pairings: Severus/Draco, touch of Al/Scorp
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: claiming, first time
Other Warnings/Content: anal sex, voyeurism, wanking, spoilers for Cursed Child
Word Count: ~ 2,500
Summary/Description: In which Scorpius Malfoy discovers that meddling with time wasn't such a good idea after all.
Author's Notes: Happy Kinky Kristmas, dear recipient! Your request came at the right moment, just as I'd finished reading Cursed Child. :)

Turn Back Time )
16th December 2016 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas 2016 Week 2 Roundup
And we're just wrapped up the second week of posting! We're now halfway through the month with plenty more sexy, smutty pieces to come.

Once again, our very sincere thanks to everyone who's been following along and commenting and such so far. We hope more folks will be catching up once they're caught up on their holiday shopping and planning. ;) To that end... if you want to encourage more pervs to join the party, it's never too late to grab a banner and help advertise!

Kinky Kristmas 2016 Week 2 Roundup )
15th December 2016 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Art: All Eyes're in Ye, Laddie (Moody/Luna)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]amand_r
From: A Witty Watcher: [info]theimpossiblegl

Title: All Eyes're in Ye, Laddie
Characters/Pairings: Mad Eye Moody/Luna Lovegood
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Foreign Objects
Other Warnings/Content: Major Age Difference
Artist's Notes: Many a wizard has told Mad-Eye to stick his magical eye where the sun doesn’t shine. But it took a tiny witch named Luna to actually make it happen.

All Eyes're in Ye, Laddie [NWS Art] )
15th December 2016 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Sorted (Sirius/Severus)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]akatnamedeaster
From: A Wicked Watcher: [info]ravenclawsquill

Title: Sorted
Characters/Pairings: Sirius Black / Severus Snape
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Spanking, anal fingering, dubious consent
Other Warnings/Content: Dom/sub, mild bondage, dirty talk, hate sex, partial stripping
Word Count: 3,585
All rational thought leaves me at the sight of him, sprawled across my thighs with no way of getting up. A pulse of adrenaline tangles with the dark, desperate frustration I’ve been carrying for months, twisting and turning in my chest, and before I even have a chance to think about what I’m doing, I raise my hand and strike him, hard, across the arse.
Author's Notes:
I’d like to say a huge thank you to my brilliant beta, K, whose smart and speedy suggestions improved this fic enormously.

Sorted )
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