Daily Deviant
- there is no such thing as 'too kinky'
4th December 2016 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: From a Baby (Snape/His Hand Plus Other Useful Tools)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]mywitch
From: [info]kelly_chambliss

Title: From a Baby
Characters/Pairings: Severus Snape/His Hand Plus Other Useful Tools
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: wanking, watching
Other Warnings/Content: misuse of magical artefacts
Word Count: ~2500
Summary/Description: Bertie Botts helps Severus Snape get into the Yuletide spirit.
Author's Notes: Dear Recipient, you asked to be surprised about the "who," so I decided to let you have the fun of surprising yourself. My grateful thanks to my most skillful of betas and to the tireless mods.

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From a Baby )
24th December 2014 19:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Bespoke (Minerva/Wilhelmina)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]writcraft
From: [info]kelly_chambliss

Title: Bespoke
Pairings: Minerva/Wilhelmina, pre-slash Ginny/Millicent
Rating: R-ish
Kinks/Themes Included: fingering, cross-dressing
Other Warnings/Content: none
Word Count: ~5900
Summary: Millicent Bulstrode gets some new clothes, and Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank gets some.
Author's Notes: Dear [info]writcraft, I hope this story "suits" you! Many thanks to my super-fast beta, B, and to the lovely mods for their infinite patience.

Happy Kinky Holidays to you all!


Bespoke )
15th April 2013 10:23 - ART: "As It Sounds" (Severus/Albus; NWS)
Title: As It Sounds
Artist: [info]kelly_chambliss and Boadicea12
Media: Photoshop
Characters/Pairings: Severus Snape/Albus Dumbledore
Rating: NWS
Kinks/Themes Chosen: coulrophilia: sexual attraction to clowns, mimes, or jesters; sexual arousal from clowning, miming, etc.; incorporation of clown play into sex
Other Warnings: I've already mentioned Snape and Dumbledore in the same breath as "clown sex." What, you need more warnings?
Summary: When Albus suggests using makeup and a Muggle camera to spice up their sex life, Severus is dubious but willing.
Artist's Notes: The deviant idea is mine. The photoshop skills are my beloved partner's. Poor thing, she doesn't even like HP. But working on this, er, "art" made her laugh.

Happy Tax Day to you US Deviants!

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As It Sounds )
15th October 2012 23:48 - FIC: "Flying Dutchman" (Aberforth/Wilhelmina)
Title: Flying Dutchman
Author: [info]kelly_chambliss
Pairing: Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank/Aberforth Dumbledore
Rating: NC-17-ish
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Capnolagnia: arousal from watching others smoke
Other Warnings: none
Word Count: 1700
Summary: Nothing both soothes and arouses Aberforth like a whiff of Wilhelmina's pipe smoke.
Author's Notes: I have such a smoking-in-fanfic kink, you can't imagine. So I was really pleased to see this month's theme. And it was perfect for another favorite of mine, the pipe-smoking Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank. In my head-canon, Wilhelmina is a dyke, but sometimes she makes an exception for Aberforth.

Flying Dutchman is a real pipe tobacco, and it always makes me (and apparently Aberforth) think of the famous legend.

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Flying Dutchman )
15th June 2012 09:51 - FIC: "Talk Dirt to Me" (Wilhelmina G-P/Pomona Sprout)
Title: Talk Dirt to Me
Author: [info]kelly_chambliss
Pairing: Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank/Pomona Sprout
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: dirty talk (of sorts)
Other Warnings: none
Word Count: 1875
Summary/Description: When Pomona comes home to her lover Wilhelmina, they read some dirt before dinner. Set during Chamber of Secrets.
Author's Notes: My thanks to my partner for the quick beta and to Wilhelmina and Pomona for being so cooperative.

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Talk Dirt to Me )
15th April 2012 22:56 - FIC -- "Feet on the Ground" (Filius Flitwick; R)
Title: Feet on the Ground
Author: [info]kelly_chambliss
Characters: Filius Flitwick and the feet of several Hogwarts staff members
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Podophilia (foot fetish)
Other Content: Masturbation
Word Count: 2800
Summary: For Filius Flitwick, sexual arousal is all a matter of point of view.
Author's Notes: I love Filius, and I don't write him often enough. Of course, after he reads this, he may be glad that's true.

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Feet on the Ground )
15th February 2012 23:58 - FIC -- "Tasting the Tempest" (Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank; R)
Title: Tasting the Tempest
Author: [info]kelly_chambliss
Characters: Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: ceraunophilia: arousal by thunder and lightning/storms
Other Warnings: none
Word Count: 1200
Summary: One evening while Wilhelmina is tending to her animals, a storm blows up.
Author's Notes: One year ago today, I posted my first Daily Deviant story. It's been a fun and kinky ride so far; thanks for reading.

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Tasting the Tempest )
20th December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: ????? (Severus Snape/Narcissa Malfoy/Minerva McGonagall/Tom Riddle, Jr/Nagini)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]pre_raphaelite1
From: [info]kelly_chambliss

Characters: Severus Snape/Narcissa Malfoy/Minerva McGonagall/Tom Riddle, Jr/Nagini
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: corsets, clothing!porn, kinky gadgetry, bestiality
Other Content: Steampunk!AU, fivesome, voyeurism. Prompt: "the dawn of a new age"
Word Count: ~~15,000
Summary/Description: It's 1894, the dawn of a new age, and Severus Snape, shipping clerk, wants a bit more magic in his world. But few know better than he that life is always a big question mark.
Author's Notes: Your character list really intrigued me, Mystery Member, and by the time I saw "steampunk" and "corsets," I had no question which KK prompt I was going to claim. I wanted the story to be kinky and atmospheric, but I didn't end up with exactly the kinks and atmosphere I intended when I started. Thus it's probably not as "shuddery" as you might have wished. And as you see by the word count, it's a monster of a fic. But I hope you'll enjoy it all the same.

As I wrote, I was inspired (in different ways, at different stages) by the following pieces of fanart:

Steampunk Snape (minus the goggles) by Dracosoftie
Art Nouveau Snape by Hever
Narcissa by Dvervzimu
Madam Malfoy by Herentasmeridiae
HP_Narcissa (with Nagini) by Srebrnylis
Tom Riddle by Einheitstochter
Tom Riddle (with Nagini) by Chilli Villi
Minerva McGonagall by Dorus the Walrus

Happy Kinky Holidays to all the Deviants, and to the kind and patient mods.

My thanks to my ever-helpful beta are extensive and unending.


????? (Part 1) )

On to Part 2
15th October 2011 19:42 - FIC: "That Good Night" (Minerva/Severus; R)
Title: That Good Night
Author: [info]kelly_chambliss
Pairings: Minerva McGonagall/Severus Snape
Rating: Hard R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Silence
Other Warnings: none
Word Count: 2500
Summary/Description: After the war, Minerva and Severus have few words to say to each other.
Author's Notes: There's never enough Snape/McGonagall fic in the world, and I'm on a crusade to turn that sad truth into a falsehood. I hope you enjoy their night together as much as they did. Well, almost as much.

My thanks to the ever-helpful [info]r_grayjoy for the beta.

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That Good Night )
15th August 2011 23:50 - FIC: "Logos" (Rita Skeeter/Dolores Umbridge)
Title: Logos
Author: [info]kelly_chambliss
Pairings: Rita Skeeter/Dolores Umbridge
Rating: R-ish
Kinks/Themes Chosen: body writing
Other Warnings: blood play
Word Count: 1400
Summary: For Rita Skeeter, "word" and "sex" and "blood" are synonyms.
Author's Notes: Dolores Umbridge and her blood quills seemed like a natural for this prompt. And if anyone's going to be a match for her, it's going to be Rita. So I put the two of them and some Dark quills and parchment into a room, and this fic is the result.

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Logos )
15th June 2011 18:21 - FIC: "Reflections in a Golden Frame" (Mirror of Erised, various)
Title: Reflections in a Golden Frame
Author: [info]kelly_chambliss
Characters/Pairings: The Mirror of Erised and various permutations of Albus Dumbledore, golden-haired pretty boys, Molly Weasley, Charlie Weasley, Narcissa Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy, Rolanda Hooch, Alastor Moody, Minerva McGonagall, Filius Flitwick, brooms, dragons, socks.
Rating: light R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Mirrors
Other Warnings: Did you read the characters list?
Word Count: 1850
Summary/Description: After Harry Potter spends too much time staring at his family, The Mirror of Erised finds itself banished to a dungeon with stone walls, no rats, and a lot of memories.
Author's Notes: My thanks to my beloved partner for the lightning-fast beta. Poor thing, she doesn't even like HP. And then I give her this.

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Reflections )
15th April 2011 17:51 - FIC: "In Its Deepest Being" (Poppy/Narcissa)
Title: In Its Deepest Being
Author: [info]kelly_chambliss
Pairing: Poppy Pomfrey/Narcissa Black [Malfoy]
Rating: Hard R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Bad Porn Clichés: "naughty nurse has exploits with patients or doctors" and "someone above corruption (priest, nun [add 'trusted healer'], etc.) is corrupted"
Other Warnings: slightly under-age sex, suggestion of drug abuse
Word Count: 2000
Summary: Each time, she tells herself it will be the last time.
Author's Notes: I decided to go with clichés all the way, and some overwought language, too. As always, my unending thanks to my beta [info]therealsnape, who improves everything I write.

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In Its Deepest Being )
15th March 2011 21:37 - FIC: "Vital Little Sliver" (Minerva/Tom, past Minerva/Narcissa; R)
Title: Vital Little Sliver
Author: [info]kelly_chambliss
Based On/Inspired By: Who Do by [info]thegildedmagpie
Characters/Pairings: Minerva/Tom, past Minerva/Narcissa
Rating: R
Content/Warnings: genital shaving, voyeurism, moment of violence to a dog.
Word Count: 4400
Summary: After Narcissa tires of committing random acts of voodoo, she decides to let someone else play with her doll.

Author's Notes: The first version of this story was longer and not at all worth reading. But my wonderfully perceptive, honest, tactful beta (you know who you are, my friend) saved me from embarrassing myself by posting it, and she has my eternal gratitude.

This version may not be much better, I fear, but today's my posting day, so here goes. Apparently I'm just not capable of writing a Lord V who is not melodramatic and over-the-top. Snake-like megalomaniacs with fragmented souls seem to do that to me.

My dear [info]thegildedmagpie, I'm afraid I didn't manage to recreate the atmospheric power or evocative language of your fine original, but yours was a story that stayed with me, and I wanted to see what might happen next. And to explore your comment about Minerva's "depilation fetish."

I've taken a few lines from the original story; the title comes from a thought of Minerva's: She had no choice but to conclude that she had utterly lost some vital little sliver of her sanity to this year, this hellish year.

Set during DH.

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Vital Little Sliver )
15th February 2011 20:48 - FIC: "Miss Grubbly-Plank Finds Herself" (Wilhelmina G-P/Irma Pince; NC-17)
Title: Miss Grubbly-Plank Finds Herself
Author: [info]kelly_chambliss
Characters/Pairings: Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank/Irma Pince
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: sexology: the study of sex; sexual education, counselling, information, etc.
Other Warnings: None. Well, there's a sex toy involved.
Word Count: 3450
Summary: Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank has never been much for books. But then Irma Pince helps her do a little research into the literature of sexology.

Author's Notes: This story is my first contribution to [info]daily_deviant. You've all given me a lot of fun over the years; I'm pleased to be invited to give some back.

The title is adapted from Radclyffe Hall's classic story of "inversion," "Miss Ogilvy Finds Herself." The quotations from Muggle sexologists Havelock Ellis and Richard von Krafft-Ebing are from texts in the public domain. The quotation from wizard sexologist Oxwald Horwood-Ashe is included by kind permission of Kinsey and Hite, Publishers, Diagon Alley.

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Miss Grubbly-Plank Finds Herself )
4th December 2010 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: King of Beasts (Moody/Kingsley/?)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]eeyore9990
From: [info]kelly_chambliss

Title: King of Beasts
Characters/Pairings: Alastor Moody/Kingsley Shacklebolt/Surprise
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: As per the recipient's wish: "Mentor!smut, Big Bad Auror!Smut"
Other Content: Orgasm denial (sort of), mild humiliation, misuse of potions and sofas
Word Count: 5900
Summary: Kingsley Shacklebolt's first assignment for the Order of the Phoenix is a beastly one. In some ways. And he hasn't even met Voldemort yet.
Author's Notes: A really fun prompt, Mystery Recipient; thank you. I hope this story doesn't have too much D/s for you. But I don't think Kingsley minded, truly.

My thanks to my excellent beta, and I wish all the Deviants a fine Kinky Kristmas.


King of Beasts )
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