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28th December 2016 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Imagine (Luna/Moody)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]amand_r
From: [info]tjs_whatnot

Title: Imagine
Characters/Pairings: Luna Lovegood/Mad Eye Moody
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: masturbation, sexual fantasy, body part worship
Other Warnings/Content: Coming of age
Word Count: 1,700
Summary/Description: It was Alastor that taught Luna the importance of a powerful imagination, and it would be the image of him and his magical eye that would be there in her time of need.
Author's Notes: Recip, It was a pleasure to write this for you, and I hope it pleases you as well. Thank you so very much R for the amazing beta and for being an all-around spectacular human being. Mods, like always, your patience and hand-holdings were invaluable and treasured.

Imagine )
2nd December 2014 19:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Forever and Always (Ginny, Albus Severus/Scorpius)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]pauraque
From: [info]tjs_whatnot

Title: Forever and Always
Characters/Pairings: Ginny Weasley, Albus Severus/Scorpius
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Included: vicarious voyeurism, masturbation, sex toy
Other Warnings/Content: Allusions to underage sexual shenanigans
Word Count: 5780
Summary/Description: Ginny needs to get a new life, but first she accidentally lives in Albus’.
Author's Notes: Thank you prompter for such a creative prompt with limitless possibilities. Thank you Daily Deviant for always letting me explore new to me characters, relationships and kinks. And thank you C and R for the amazeballs beta help. All remaining mistakes are mine.

Forever and Always )
9th December 2013 21:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Double Date (James/Lily/Sirius/Remus)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for:  [info]mindabbles
From:  [info]tjs_whatnot

Title: Double Date
Characters/Pairings: James/Lily, Sirius/Remus, James/Lily/Sirius/Remus
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: moresome, voyeurism
Other Warnings/Content: established relationships
Word Count: 5,000
Summary/Description: What Lily wants; Lily gets...
Author's Notes: Thank you Daily Deviant for always introducing me to new kinks I hadn’t explored before and now wonder how I lived without. Moresome=Awesome! To my recip: Thank you for this wonderful prompt that gave me a great amount of enjoyment to create. I hope it does for you what you had intended. ♥ To my betas: prepare yourselves, after reveals I am going to *glomp* the fuck out of you! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! ♥

Date Night )
4th December 2012 22:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Best and the Brightest (Harry/Tonks)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]ragdoll
From: [info]tjs_whatnot

Title: Best and the Brightest
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Tonks
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: light BDSM, feather play, spanking, cunningulus
Other Warnings/Content: teacher/student
Word Count: 4,700
Summary/Description: Some of Harry’s best lessons aren’t learned in class.
Author's Notes: This was fun to write and I hope it hits a few of my giftee’s kinks. Best-of-intentions and thoughts-that-count and all that.

Best and the Brightest )
2nd December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Anointing Day (Moaning Myrtle/Grey Lady/Nearly Headless Nick)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for:  [info]pre_raphaelite1
From:  [info]tjs_whatnot

Title: Anointing Day
Characters/Pairings: Moaning Myrtle/Grey Lady/Nearly Headless Nick, Original mermaid/Original merman, mention of Rowena Ravenclaw/Helga Hufflepuff
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Threesome, first time, voyeurism
Other Warnings/Content:
Word Count: 3,800
Summary/Description: is a special day when a Merperson reaches maturity and takes its first swim as an adult. For the ghosts of Hogwarts it’s one of the only experiences that allows them to be alive, to have desires and to feel.
Author's Notes: Recip, I can not even fully articulate how in love with your request I was. I’m not sure if I got it as kinky as you wanted but I really tried to nail the tone of elegant, romantic and sensuous for you. I hope I came even close to what you had in mind.

Anointing Day )
29th April 2011 20:10 - Fic: "...Until your fingers bleed" Snape/Lupin, Albus/Teddy (unrequited)
Title: ...Until your fingers bleed
Author: [info]tjs_whatnot
Characters/Pairings: Snape/Lupin, Albus/Teddy unrequited, Teddy/Victoire
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Bad Sex cliches
Other Warnings: voyeurism, masturbation, anal sex and slightly disparaging comments about Hufflepuff, sorry ‘Puffs!
Word Count: 10k
Summary/Description: Albus Severus hadn’t gone looking for what he found. He was just sent to get the entertainment for Teddy’s stag party.
Author's Notes: Title taken from Melissa Etheridge’s “Silent Legacy.” Thank you so much to [info]atdelphi and [info]redsnake05 for your amazing level of awesome. All remaining mistakes are my own.

...Until your fingers bleed )
27th February 2011 15:22 - "Ritual of Becoming" (Poppy/Molly) NC-17
Title: Ritual of Becoming
Author: [info]tjs_whatnot
Characters/Pairings: Poppy/Molly
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Alternate Pairing
Other Warnings: Infidelity
Word Count: 6,700
Summary: Molly had lofty ideas of what being in the inner circle of the Order would mean, she just didn’t think it would be more of the same. What she wants is to be needed by someone who appreciates her. Poppy has always appreciated her.
Author's Notes: Thank you mods for working with my tardiness! And also, thank you so much [info]redsnake05 for being so amazing in my last minute panic.

Ritual of Becoming )
14th December 2010 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: The Seven Potters (Severus/Neville, Severus/various)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]serpenscript
From: [info]tjs_whatnot

Title: The Seven Potters
Characters/Pairings: Severus/Various, Severus/Neville
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: prostitute!Snape, bottom!Snape, humiliation, fisting, double penetration, blow job, double blow job, angst
Other Warnings/Content: Noncon (forced prostitution), possible Weasleycest, crossgen, A/U
Word Count: 8,500
Summary/Description: Deemed “too cruel,” Azkaban is dismantled. Instead, Death Eaters are assigned sentences befitting their crimes. At first, Severus thinks his luck has changed. Forced to prostitution, at least he won’t have to worry about meeting anyone he knows; they are all too proper for that, or so he thinks. It’s going to be a LONG week.
Author's Notes: Recip--I don’t know who you are and I don’t know whether I love you or hate you for this prompt but I really hope you like it, and that it is even close to what you were looking for.

The Seven Potters )
9th October 2010 19:20 - Fic: "Liquid Luck" (Rosmerta/Ron) NC-17
Title: Liquid Luck
Author: [info]tjs_whatnot
Characters/Pairings: Rosmerta/Ron
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Under the Influence
Other Warnings: cross-gen, first time, second person POV
Word Count: 5,000
Summary/Description: You think it is enough that he watches and that you know it. You don't even imagine anything coming from it but fantasies for an inexperienced young man and a lonely older woman. But then, one night, he comes in alone and he's not wearing the Invisibility Cloak. He looks well scrubbed, best-dressed and full of his own bravery.
Author's Notes: Thank you so much [info]pale_moonlite and [info]kinky_kneazle for the awesome beta job! Any remaining mistakes are all my own.

Liquid Luck )
9th June 2010 10:27 - Fic: All this Useless Beauty" (Olympe/Cedric) R
Title: All this Useless Beauty
Author: [info]tjs_whatnot
Characters/Pairings: Olympe/Cedric unrequited, Olympe/Rubeus
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Alternative Pairing
Other Warnings: dub-con, masturbation, objectifying of a corpse
Word Count: 3645
Summary/Description: Her mother had warned her this would happen. Had warned her that no one would ever love her, ever see her as anything but a hideous monster.
Author's Notes: This story takes off from where my last DD story ended, but it's not necessary to read that one. I just wanted to further investigate the character of Olympe Maxime. Again thanks so very much to my glorious beta, [info]redsnake05. All remaining mistakes are my own. Title borrowed from Elvis Costello.

All this Useless Beauty )
12th December 2009 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Two Can Keep A Secret (Snape/Lockhart)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]purplefluffycat
From: A Wicked Watcher: [info]tjs_whatnot

Title: Two Can Keep A Secret
Characters/Pairings: Severus Snape/Gilderoy Lockhart
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Cross-dressing,
Other Warnings: light-bdsm, rimming, oral sex, orgasm denial, felching, spanking, ball-gag
Word Count: 7,800
Summary: Some call it “play” and others call it “torture.” Severus Snape spends his Christmas remembering what he alone knows.
Author's Notes: This is quite possibly the filthiest thing I’ve ever written! Thank you Daily Deviants for allowing me to play! Also, thank you to my Mistress of Porn who also is an amazing Mistress of Passive Voice! I hope I made you proud! Remaining mistakes are all my own.

Two Can Keep A Secret  )
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