Title: Sermon in Stone
Author:
inamacCharacters/Pairings: Voldemort/Salazar
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: pediophilia: arousal by or attraction to statues, touch
Other Warnings: Parseltongue, maybe a touch of bestiality?
Word Count: 2000
Summary/Description: "He hid the diadem in the castle, the night he asked Dumbledore to let him teach!" said Harry.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Ch 31Author's Notes: I'm not sure that the wizarding version of this is quite as much a kink as in RL, but there you go! Thanks to
lil_shepherd for sorting out my commas and pertinent remarks on over-written prose – any remaining awfulnesses are mine. Also to the mods for emergency tags, and
marguerite_26 on lj for helping to 'get this shit done' on time.
( Sermon in Stone )