| Title: The Little Wizard's Book of Slutty Goosings Authors: ![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) pre_raphaelite1 and thegildedmagpieCharacters/Pairings: Fil(ius Flitwick), (Po)Mona (Sprout), "Mr. Snap"(e), "Madam" (Pomfrey), a Professor (Slughorn), a Prefect (Weasley), a Seer (Trelawney), a Caretaker (Filch), a Headmaster (obvious), (Gilde)Roy "Hartlock," and McPuss-in-Boots (also too obvious to dignify with a parenthetical). Rating: R Content/Warnings: Perversion of childhood memories, bad language, watersports, voyeurism, orgies, student/teacher, rectal exams/medical fetish, dubcon, various magical creature cameos which may or may not count as bestiality, references to public sex locations, Dumbledore's pants. Word Count: 1109 (but some of it is "poetry") Author's Notes: We are pleased to announce our long-awaited collaboration upon the total defilement of your childhood. Er, that is ... Fred and George are pleased to announce ... yeah. ( A Little Wizard's Book of Slutty Goosings ) - Tags:
*dd's birthday, *fic, 2011-03, author: pre_raphaelite1, author: thegildedmagpie, character: albus, character: anthony, character: argus, character: filius, character: fred, character: gilderoy, character: hagrid, character: horace, character: minerva, character: percy, character: pomona, character: poppy, character: severus, character: sibyll, character: squid, content: bestiality, content: boot fetish, content: corsets, content: costumes, content: cross-gen, content: dub-con, content: group sex, content: handjobs, content: masturbation, content: public sex, content: student/teacher, content: voyeurism, content: watersports
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| Title: Following the Pattern Artist: didodikaliBased On/Inspired By: Carefully Plaited by purplefluffycatMedia: pencil. Characters/Pairings: Firenze, Hagrid Rating: Do horse bollocks require some kind of rating? This is not nearly ponyporny enough. Next time, I swear! Notes: PS. PurpleFluffyCat, I <3 you! ( Following the Pattern ) | |
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| Title: Big Hands Author: kinky_kneazleCharacters/Pairings: Hermione/Hagrid Rating: NC-17 Kinks/Themes Chosen: Phallophilia, pyrophilia Other Warnings: Masturbation, Teacher/Student relations Word Count: 1300 words Summary/Description: Hermione tells herself that it's research, but really she's looking for something. When she sees Hagrid naked by the lake she thinks that maybe she's found it. Author's Notes: It's my sweetheart and erstwhile beta's birthday today, so I told him he could choose the theme and characters for this month's DD. Which is, I guess, my way of saying it's not my fault!!! Happy Birthday F, and thanks for doing the beta even though it was your present. ( Big Hands ) | |
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| Title: All this Useless Beauty Author: tjs_whatnotCharacters/Pairings: Olympe/Cedric unrequited, Olympe/Rubeus Rating: R Kinks/Themes Chosen: Alternative Pairing Other Warnings: dub-con, masturbation, objectifying of a corpse Word Count: 3645 Summary/Description: Her mother had warned her this would happen. Had warned her that no one would ever love her, ever see her as anything but a hideous monster. Author's Notes: This story takes off from where my last DD story ended, but it's not necessary to read that one. I just wanted to further investigate the character of Olympe Maxime. Again thanks so very much to my glorious beta, redsnake05. All remaining mistakes are my own. Title borrowed from Elvis Costello. ( All this Useless Beauty ) | |
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| Title: Hot Buns Artist:tripperfunsterMedia: fineliner pens Characters/Pairings: Hagrid/Norbert Rating: R Kinks/Themes Chosen: thalpotentiginy: arousal by feeling warmth or heat Other Warnings:Might be slightly dub-con on Norbert's part. He looks less than thrilled. ( Not work safe ) | |
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| Title: Pretty and Witty and Gay!, or, Squicking Fandom Author: eeyore9990Characters: Rubeus Hagrid/The Giant Squid Rating: R? Warnings: Crossdressing!Hagrid, tentacle!porn, dub/noncon, tentacle!bondage. Also, the pairing itself. Themes/kinks chosen: I'm thinking this qualifies as "hand job", but really, there aren't any hands involved. Just tentacles. Word Count: 2175 Summary: Hagrid has always longed for the freedom to roam out of doors while indulging his love of satins and lace. When Madame Maxime arrives from France, he finally has his chance. Author's notes: Okay, so. I had completely intended to have the Giant Squid pleasuring itself while watching the children frolic on a hot summer day (because for all the taboos I've written, I've never written tentacle!porn, and that's just WRONG), but then accioslash suggested that she'd like to see some crossdressing!Hagrid and my brain merged the two ideas together. I would say I'm sorry, but I'm totally not. I was so gleefully inspired that I wrote this whole fic in just under two hours. A very huge and special thank you to summerborn and kathrynthegreat for being brave enough to beta this for me. ( Pretty and Witty and Gay! ) | |
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| Title: "Snot On" Author: pre_raphaelite1Rating: NC-17 (So very, very wrong) Pairing: Hagrid/Fang Warnings: rimming, bestiality, crack, Hagrid's crack, Severe Squickiness Themes/Kinks Chosen: Fur, Fainting, Mucophagy (Someone had to do it.)Word Count: 1330 Summary: It wasn't Flitwick who came to him one Tuesday morning when everything was quiet but for the sounds of very wet and snotty grief echoing against the Castle walls and carried over the still lake.Author's Notes: I blame this first of all on everyone who did NOT write mucophagy this month. Secondly on zevazo who suggested the pairing after I saw that Padfoot was getting lots of action this month. And finally on red_squared who was able to guess what I was writing by my assertions I was squicking myself- and who also gave me the title. And finally, I blame all insanity and mistakes on LMoM.( Snot On )Feedback will be...uh... licked? | |
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| Title: "WRiNCL-on-Thyme" Author: pre_raphaelite1Characters: Everyone? Remus/Sirius, Tonks/Ginny, Harry/Ron/Hermione, Albus/Gellert Rating: R Warnings: Excessive use of parentheses, implied bestiality and public sex, disturbing visuals of Hagrid Themes/kinks chosen: phony spoilers and Teh CRACK Word Count: 1850 Summary: 34 35 of the 81 fake spoilers provided, plus a few more. Can you find them all? :P Author's notes: I am so, so sorry, world. This is complete and total cracked-out crack, though there is sex in it! Briefly. Sort of. At least it's not my art? And I sporfled while writing- not sure if that bodes well or not. ( WRiNCL-on-Thyme )Feedback gets snogged! - Tags:
*fic, 2007-11, author: pre_raphaelite1, character: albus, character: gellert, character: ginny, character: hagrid, character: harry, character: hermione, character: remus, character: ron, character: sirius, character: tonks, theme: phony spoilers
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| Artist: blackcoyoteTheme/kinks: June 2007, Brothels, Pseudozoophilia (Fantasy-play wherein a partner plays an animal). Warnings see under the cut Rating: NC 17 (for male genitalia), NWS! Medium: Ball-point pen, Photoshop2 & Artrage2. Compliant to: All books up to HBP (one unintentional DH spoiler) ( The image and the rest of the information for it contains an unintentional spoiler for DH as well as content that may be unsuitable for viewers under the legal age of majority. Please leave if this applies to you, otherwise click the cut for full header and image ) - Tags:
*art, 2007-06, character: ?, character: argus, character: dobby, character: filius, character: hagrid, character: minerva, character: peeves, character: pomona, character: remus, character: severus, theme: brothels, theme: pseudozoophilia
- Music:The song of slurs (Mick Harvey)
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| Originally posted February 14, 2007.Title: No Less a Man Author: r_grayjoyCharacters: Sirius/Hagrid Rating: on the lighter side of NC-17 Warnings: I might seriously change the way you view Hagrid. ;) Kinks chosen: alternative pairing: Sirius/Hagrid Word Count: 2515 Summary: Do you honestly need a summary? You'll either read it out of sheer curiosity, or run away in terror! Oh, fine… Seventeen-year-old Sirius is having a crisis; he's fortunate an understanding friend is on hand to help. Author's notes: Go on. You know you want to. ::smirk:: ( No Less a Man ) | |
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| Author: eeyore9990Title: Why Hermione Granger Would Not Recommend Crossing the Ocean in a Row Boat, or Size DOES Matter Rating: NC-17 Pairing: Hermione/Hagrid Kinks: Phallophilia Warnings: See pairing. *g* Words: ~3000 Disclaimer: Not mine, not making money. A/N: Dedicated to knightmare_shad, who didn't run screaming into the night when I told her what I was writing. Also, for r_grayjoy, who did such a splendid job portraying Hagrid that I thought he definitely deserved some more lovin'. ( She was surrounded by liars. ) | |
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