| In honor of National Masturbation Month, the themes for May 2009 were all masturbation-related. Fic and art features solo masturbation, mutual masterbation, masturbation with toys, hands-free masturbation, pillow humping, handjobs/fingering, and other variations on the theme, with fisting thrown in for good measure. The alternate pairing was Igor Karkaroff/Dolores Umbridge ( Monthly Masterlist, May 2009 ) | |
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|  Title: What Grows in Pomona's Garden Artist: ![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) venturous Media:PS Characters:Pomona Sprout Rating:R Warnings:a woman who amuses herself Themes/kinks chosen:masturbation Summary: there as distinct advantages to having plant magic at your fingertips. But with her hectic schedule, Pomona rarely gets private time to enjoy them.
note: I edited the art -- she is based on a friend of mine, and she requested it not look quite so much like her!! | |
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| Title: Knuckle Babies Artist: tripperfunsterMedia:markers Characters:Harry Potter Rating:R? Warnings:Severe lack of actual porn Themes/kinks chosen:masturbation Artist's notes:I really need more practice with these markers! ( under here kids! ) | |
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| Title: First Love Artist: fanlayMedia: Pencil, Photoshop Characters: Lucius Malfoy, Severus Snape Rating: NWS Warnings: Mild bondage Artist's notes: Ah... the good old days.. Themes/kinks chosen: Pillow humping, masturbation ( First Love (NWS) ) | |
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| Title: "What's Your Problem?" Author: pre_raphaelite1Characters: Remus/Sirius, with side dishes of James, Peter, and McGonagall 's knickersRating: NC-17 Warnings: Dirty Talk. Drunkenness. Exhibitionism. Ridiculous Marauders. More drunkenness. Themes/kinks chosen: Masturbation, mutual masturbation, fingering, fisting. Word Count: 2700 Summary: Remus shrugged a little before continuing. “But regardless, James is right. Your arse is, so far, very useless. I think that needs to change.”
“It is not! It does perfectly normal arsely things. There is no need for change. None at all,” Sirius asserted with a slightly uncordinated flail of his arms and some odd curling of his hands which Remus took to be Drunken Black Sign Language (By no means Universal) to mean “arsely”. Author's notes: Oh to be ficcing again after ![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/community.gif) hp_april_fools! This was one of those fics that did its own thing and used me as its typing bitch. So all silliness is the fault of the fic. And the drunken Marauders. *nodnod* Okay- it's totally my fault but at least it's not Hagrid/Fang snot fic? Again.( What's Your Problem? ) | |
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| Title: Pretty and Witty and Gay!, or, Squicking Fandom Author: eeyore9990Characters: Rubeus Hagrid/The Giant Squid Rating: R? Warnings: Crossdressing!Hagrid, tentacle!porn, dub/noncon, tentacle!bondage. Also, the pairing itself. Themes/kinks chosen: I'm thinking this qualifies as "hand job", but really, there aren't any hands involved. Just tentacles. Word Count: 2175 Summary: Hagrid has always longed for the freedom to roam out of doors while indulging his love of satins and lace. When Madame Maxime arrives from France, he finally has his chance. Author's notes: Okay, so. I had completely intended to have the Giant Squid pleasuring itself while watching the children frolic on a hot summer day (because for all the taboos I've written, I've never written tentacle!porn, and that's just WRONG), but then accioslash suggested that she'd like to see some crossdressing!Hagrid and my brain merged the two ideas together. I would say I'm sorry, but I'm totally not. I was so gleefully inspired that I wrote this whole fic in just under two hours. A very huge and special thank you to summerborn and kathrynthegreat for being brave enough to beta this for me. ( Pretty and Witty and Gay! ) | |
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| Title: Alone Again, NaturallyAuthor: ozma_katiebellCharacters: Remus, hints of Remus/Lily, Remus/Sirius, Remus/Rosmerta, Remus/Sybill, Remus/OFC, but really just hints. Far less exiting than it sounds, actually. ;-) Rating: R Warnings: Masturbation, self-loathing, het, hints of slash Kinks chosen: Masturbation Word Count: 3900 Summary: How Remus spent the evening he got sacked. Er, quit.. Whatever. Post transformation, post POA. Author's notes: This is one of those things that turned out absolutely nothing like I planned, but I'm rather fond of it. Thanks to the DD mods and authors for keeping me inspired, motivated and for kicking my butt by giving me a deadline. ( Oh, dear, not again ) | |
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| Title: Morning Artist: ericahpfaMedia: Pencil, pen, references Characters: Remus Lupin, Sirius Black Rating: NC-17 Warnings: NWS Themes/kinks chosen: Mutual masturbation Artist's notes: Thank you so much to the mods for allowing me to post this a week late. I had some unexpected renos that (as always) took longer than expected and missed the eleventh completly. Of all of the kinks this one is a favorite of mine, so I had to post something. And really, what better way is there to start your day? Ok, I can think of a few ways - but this is pretty darn good too. ;) ( Remus/Sirius/NWS ) | |
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| Title: It was just like watching himself Artist: wallflowergirlMedia: Photoshop and tablet Characters: Fred and George Weasley Rating: NC-17 Warnings: incest, masturbation Themes/kinks chosen: Mutual masturbation (interpret either as two or more individuals touching themselves or each other) Artist's notes: Well this is my first time. Popping my DD cherry with some yummy twincest. It has been too long since I drew the boys. Big thanks to ragdoll for bugging me until I finally got signed up and to iamshadow for checking out the pic and letting me know it was good enough to post.  ( Watching Himself ) | |
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| Title: Viridian 2 – Green Eyed Sorcery Author: elfflameCharacters: Draco/Harry, implied Lucius/Harry & Draco/Pansy Rating: Soft NC-17 Warnings: Intimations of less-than-wholesome activities and m/m sex Kinks chosen: Self-wanking Word Count: 1009 Summary: Draco thinks about the rent-boy his father sent him to. Author's notes: Sequel to Viridian. Fairly safe to read on its own as a wanking fic, so long as you take for granted that Harry’s a call-boy, and that Draco’s just recently seen him. :) Thank you to my beta-crew for helping me beat this into shape: ceria, kabal42, and wolfish_cat. ( Never underestimate the power of denial – Wes Bentley ) | |
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| Title: Mirror, Mirror Author: Leela ( leela_cat) Characters: Kingsley/Harry Rating: NC-17 Warnings: None Themes/kinks chosen: Mutual masturbation, fingering Word Count: ~1,670 Summary: Harry isn't willing to wait until Kingsley gets home. Author's notes: Thanks to my betas florida_minxie and eeyore9990 for their lightning-quick turnaround times. And to the slash chat folks for prompting me when I couldn't figure out what to write. ( Mirror, Mirror ) | |
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| Title: Ashamed Author: emiimeCharacters: Percy/Viktor Rating: NC-17 Warnings: None. Themes/kinks chosen: Mutual masturbation Word Count: 1010 Summary: Viktor likes to watch, but Percy is ashamed. Author's notes: Um, it's the ninth in Hawaii, still, I think… ( Ashamed ) | |
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| Title: Interrogation Techniques Author: luvscharliePairings/Characters: Kingsley Shacklebolt/Nymphadora Tonks Rating: NC-17 Warnings: Office Sex, Bondage, Spanking Themes/Kinks Chosen: Fingering Word Count: 1,585 Summary: After a night out with Charlie Weasley, Tonks is paying the price at the hands of her supervisor. A/N: My muse has been vacant lately, so thankfully it showed back up long enough to complete this. ( Interrogation Techniques ) - Tags:
*fic, 2009-05, author: luvscharlie, character: charlie, character: kingsley, character: tonks, content: bondage, content: dominance, content: fingering, content: spanking, theme: hand jobs/fingering, theme: mutual masturbation
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| Title: Luscious Lollies Author: florahartCharacters: Rose Weasley, Hugo Weasley, and Scorpius Malfoy Rating: NC17 Warnings: Uh, incestuous thinking? Oh, and the kids are not 18. Themes chosen: Masturbation Word count: ~2250 Summary: Raiding Uncle George's "adult line" indiscriminately might not be the brightest thing Rose has ever done. ( Luscious Lollies ) | |
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| Title: Balcony Scene Artist: didodikaliMedia: pencil, photoshop. Characters: Goyle, Millicent. Rating: NC-17. Warnings: Here be cock. Themes/kinks chosen: Masturbation, handjobs. Author's notes: This was inspired by the cute little Goyle/Millicent story made by a Mystery Author for me at HP-Beholder over here. Mystery Author wrote me a fairly clean story, so I hope she does not mind this. And I only had time to paint the pertinent parts. =)  ( Balcony Scene ) | |
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| Title: Hero Worship Author: snegurochka_leeCharacters: Charlie/Viktor, with non-pairing appearances by James and Albus Severus Rating: NC-17 Warnings: None! Some LGBT themes, but that's not a warning, just a statement of content. The boys are 16/17-ish, which doesn't really matter because they aren't having sex with anyone. Themes chosen: Masturbation and handjobs Word Count: 6,100 Summary: In which James has a hero, Al has a crush, Viktor has cold feet, and Charlie just wishes at least two of them would stop being such bloody drama queens about it all. Notes: This shall double as a slightly late birthday fic for my longtime beta and friend, islandsmoke, who really, really likes Charlie. :) Thanks to the DD mods for shifting my posting date a bit when I couldn't get my act together. ( Hero Worship ) | |
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| Title: The Interview Author: alisanneCharacters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape, Harry Potter Rating: R Warnings: Exhibitionism/voyeurism, dubcon. Themes/kinks chosen: Masturbation, Handjobs/fingering Word Count: 2300 Summary: Sometime you just need to do what it takes to get the job. Author's notes: Thank you to sevfan for the use of her fabulous beta skills. Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only. ( The Interview ) - Tags:
*fic, 2009-05, author: alisanne, character: harry, character: hermione, character: severus, content: dub-con, content: exhibitionism, content: fingering, content: masturbation, content: voyeurism, theme: hand jobs/fingering, theme: masturbation
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| Title: Hands Clean Artist: clayangelMedia: pencil Characters: Draco Rating: Hard R Warnings: Penis! Themes/kinks chosen: Hands-Free Masturbation Artist's notes: There are sooo many things I'm not happy about with this picture, but a lot of it was proving to myself that I could still draw things without the aid of my computer, so in that way I'm quite pleased with it. ( Draco didn't like getting his hands dirty... ) | |
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