Daily Deviant
- there is no such thing as 'too kinky'
4th August 2009 14:55 - Monthly Warp-Up: May 2009
In honor of National Masturbation Month, the themes for May 2009 were all masturbation-related. Fic and art features solo masturbation, mutual masterbation, masturbation with toys, hands-free masturbation, pillow humping, handjobs/fingering, and other variations on the theme, with fisting thrown in for good measure.
The alternate pairing was Igor Karkaroff/Dolores Umbridge

Monthly Masterlist, May 2009 )
27th May 2009 23:43 - Professor Sprout enjoys her Magical Vegetables

Title: What Grows in Pomona's Garden
Artist: [info]venturous 
Characters:Pomona Sprout
Warnings:a woman who amuses herself
Themes/kinks chosen:masturbation
Summary: there as distinct advantages to having plant magic at your fingertips. But with her hectic schedule, Pomona rarely gets private time to enjoy them.

note: I edited the art -- she is based on a friend of mine, and she requested it not look quite so much like her!!
22nd May 2009 23:16 - Art Knuckle Babies
Title: Knuckle Babies
Artist: [info]tripperfunster
Characters:Harry Potter
Warnings:Severe lack of actual porn
Themes/kinks chosen:masturbation
Artist's notes:I really need more practice with these markers!

under here kids! )
20th May 2009 22:07 - Art: First Love. NWS
Title: First Love
Artist: [info]fanlay
Media: Pencil, Photoshop
Characters: Lucius Malfoy, Severus Snape
Rating: NWS
Warnings: Mild bondage
Artist's notes: Ah... the good old days..
Themes/kinks chosen: Pillow humping, masturbation

First Love (NWS) )
19th May 2009 23:12 - FIC: "What's Your Problem?" (Remus/Sirius, NC-17)
Title: "What's Your Problem?"
Author: [info]pre_raphaelite1
Characters: Remus/Sirius, with side dishes of James, Peter, and McGonagall's knickers
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Dirty Talk. Drunkenness. Exhibitionism. Ridiculous Marauders. More drunkenness.
Themes/kinks chosen: Masturbation, mutual masturbation, fingering, fisting.
Word Count: 2700
Summary: Remus shrugged a little before continuing. “But regardless, James is right. Your arse is, so far, very useless. I think that needs to change.”
“It is not! It does perfectly normal arsely things. There is no need for change. None at all,” Sirius asserted with a slightly uncordinated flail of his arms and some odd curling of his hands which Remus took to be Drunken Black Sign Language (By no means Universal) to mean “arsely”.

Author's notes: Oh to be ficcing again after [info]hp_april_fools! This was one of those fics that did its own thing and used me as its typing bitch. So all silliness is the fault of the fic. And the drunken Marauders. *nodnod* Okay- it's totally my fault but at least it's not Hagrid/Fang snot fic? Again.

What's Your Problem? )
20th May 2009 00:00 - Fic: Pretty and Witty and Gay!, or, Squicking Fandom; NC-17; Hagrid/Giant Squid
Title: Pretty and Witty and Gay!, or, Squicking Fandom
Author: [info]eeyore9990
Characters: Rubeus Hagrid/The Giant Squid
Rating: R?
Warnings: Crossdressing!Hagrid, tentacle!porn, dub/noncon, tentacle!bondage. Also, the pairing itself.
Themes/kinks chosen: I'm thinking this qualifies as "hand job", but really, there aren't any hands involved. Just tentacles.
Word Count: 2175
Summary: Hagrid has always longed for the freedom to roam out of doors while indulging his love of satins and lace. When Madame Maxime arrives from France, he finally has his chance.
Author's notes: Okay, so. I had completely intended to have the Giant Squid pleasuring itself while watching the children frolic on a hot summer day (because for all the taboos I've written, I've never written tentacle!porn, and that's just WRONG), but then [info]accioslash suggested that she'd like to see some crossdressing!Hagrid and my brain merged the two ideas together. I would say I'm sorry, but I'm totally not. I was so gleefully inspired that I wrote this whole fic in just under two hours.

A very huge and special thank you to [info]summerborn and [info]kathrynthegreat for being brave enough to beta this for me.

Pretty and Witty and Gay! )
18th May 2009 23:44 - Alone Again, Naturally. Remus/Various
Title: Alone Again, Naturally
Author: [info]ozma_katiebell
Characters: Remus, hints of Remus/Lily, Remus/Sirius, Remus/Rosmerta, Remus/Sybill, Remus/OFC, but really just hints. Far less exiting than it sounds, actually. ;-)
Rating: R
Warnings: Masturbation, self-loathing, het, hints of slash
Kinks chosen: Masturbation
Word Count: 3900
Summary: How Remus spent the evening he got sacked. Er, quit.. Whatever. Post transformation, post POA.
Author's notes: This is one of those things that turned out absolutely nothing like I planned, but I'm rather fond of it. Thanks to the DD mods and authors for keeping me inspired, motivated and for kicking my butt by giving me a deadline.

Oh, dear, not again )
18th May 2009 23:13 - Art - Remus & Sirius
Title: Morning
Artist: [info]ericahpfa
Media: Pencil, pen, references
Characters: Remus Lupin, Sirius Black
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: NWS
Themes/kinks chosen: Mutual masturbation
Artist's notes: Thank you so much to the mods for allowing me to post this a week late. I had some unexpected renos that (as always) took longer than expected and missed the eleventh completly. Of all of the kinks this one is a favorite of mine, so I had to post something. And really, what better way is there to start your day? Ok, I can think of a few ways - but this is pretty darn good too. ;)

Remus/Sirius/NWS )
17th May 2009 02:53 - Art: It Was Just Like Watching Himself (Fred/George, NC-17)
Title: It was just like watching himself
Artist: [info]wallflowergirl
Media: Photoshop and tablet
Characters: Fred and George Weasley
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: incest, masturbation
Themes/kinks chosen: Mutual masturbation (interpret either as two or more individuals touching themselves or each other)
Artist's notes: Well this is my first time. Popping my DD cherry with some yummy twincest. It has been too long since I drew the boys. Big thanks to [info]ragdoll for bugging me until I finally got signed up and to [info]iamshadow for checking out the pic and letting me know it was good enough to post.

Watching Himself )
13th May 2009 18:29 - Fic: Viridian 2 - Green Eyed Sorcery - Draco, Harry/Draco implied, NC-17
Title: Viridian 2 – Green Eyed Sorcery
Author: [info]elfflame
Characters: Draco/Harry, implied Lucius/Harry & Draco/Pansy
Rating: Soft NC-17
Warnings: Intimations of less-than-wholesome activities and m/m sex
Kinks chosen: Self-wanking
Word Count: 1009
Summary: Draco thinks about the rent-boy his father sent him to.
Author's notes: Sequel to Viridian. Fairly safe to read on its own as a wanking fic, so long as you take for granted that Harry’s a call-boy, and that Draco’s just recently seen him. :) Thank you to my beta-crew for helping me beat this into shape: [info]ceria, [info]kabal42, and [info]wolfish_cat.

Never underestimate the power of denial – Wes Bentley )
11th May 2009 06:38 - FIC: Mirror, Mirror (Kingsley/Harry, NC-17)
Title: Mirror, Mirror
Author: Leela ([info]leela_cat)
Characters: Kingsley/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None
Themes/kinks chosen: Mutual masturbation, fingering
Word Count: ~1,670
Summary: Harry isn't willing to wait until Kingsley gets home.
Author's notes: Thanks to my betas [info]florida_minxie and [info]eeyore9990 for their lightning-quick turnaround times. And to the slash chat folks for prompting me when I couldn't figure out what to write.

Mirror, Mirror )
10th May 2009 01:58 - Fic: Ashamed (Viktor/Percy, NC-17)
Title: Ashamed
Author: [info]emiime
Characters: Percy/Viktor
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None.
Themes/kinks chosen: Mutual masturbation
Word Count: 1010
Summary: Viktor likes to watch, but Percy is ashamed.
Author's notes: Um, it's the ninth in Hawaii, still, I think…

Ashamed )
8th May 2009 10:21 - Interrogation Tecniques by Luvscharlie
Title: Interrogation Techniques
Author: [info]luvscharlie
Pairings/Characters: Kingsley Shacklebolt/Nymphadora Tonks
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Office Sex, Bondage, Spanking
Themes/Kinks Chosen: Fingering
Word Count: 1,585
Summary: After a night out with Charlie Weasley, Tonks is paying the price at the hands of her supervisor.
A/N: My muse has been vacant lately, so thankfully it showed back up long enough to complete this.

Interrogation Techniques )
7th May 2009 23:46 - Title: Luscious Lollies (Rose, Hugo, Scorpius; NC17)
Title: Luscious Lollies
Author: [info]florahart
Characters: Rose Weasley, Hugo Weasley, and Scorpius Malfoy
Rating: NC17
Warnings: Uh, incestuous thinking? Oh, and the kids are not 18.
Themes chosen: Masturbation
Word count: ~2250
Summary: Raiding Uncle George's "adult line" indiscriminately might not be the brightest thing Rose has ever done.

Luscious Lollies )
7th May 2009 13:43 - Art: Balcony Scene
Title: Balcony Scene
Artist: [info]didodikali
Media: pencil, photoshop.
Characters: Goyle, Millicent.
Rating: NC-17.
Warnings: Here be cock.
Themes/kinks chosen: Masturbation, handjobs.
Author's notes: This was inspired by the cute little Goyle/Millicent story made by a Mystery Author for me at HP-Beholder over here. Mystery Author wrote me a fairly clean story, so I hope she does not mind this. And I only had time to paint the pertinent parts. =)

Balcony Scene )
6th May 2009 19:08 - Fic: Hero Worship (Charlie/Viktor, NC-17)
Title: Hero Worship
Author: [info]snegurochka_lee
Characters: Charlie/Viktor, with non-pairing appearances by James and Albus Severus
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None! Some LGBT themes, but that's not a warning, just a statement of content. The boys are 16/17-ish, which doesn't really matter because they aren't having sex with anyone.
Themes chosen: Masturbation and handjobs
Word Count: 6,100
Summary: In which James has a hero, Al has a crush, Viktor has cold feet, and Charlie just wishes at least two of them would stop being such bloody drama queens about it all.
Notes: This shall double as a slightly late birthday fic for my longtime beta and friend, [info]islandsmoke, who really, really likes Charlie. :) Thanks to the DD mods for shifting my posting date a bit when I couldn't get my act together.

Hero Worship )
5th May 2009 06:42 - Fic: The Interview (Hermione, Severus, Harry, R)
Title: The Interview
Author: [info]alisanne
Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape, Harry Potter
Rating: R
Warnings: Exhibitionism/voyeurism, dubcon.
Themes/kinks chosen: Masturbation, Handjobs/fingering
Word Count: 2300
Summary: Sometime you just need to do what it takes to get the job.
Author's notes: Thank you to [info]sevfan for the use of her fabulous beta skills.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

The Interview )
3rd May 2009 11:57 - ART: Hands Clean
Title: Hands Clean
Artist: [info]clayangel
Media: pencil
Characters: Draco
Rating: Hard R
Warnings: Penis!
Themes/kinks chosen: Hands-Free Masturbation
Artist's notes: There are sooo many things I'm not happy about with this picture, but a lot of it was proving to myself that I could still draw things without the aid of my computer, so in that way I'm quite pleased with it.

Draco didn't like getting his hands dirty... )
1st May 2009 12:16 - art: Womanly Charms (Molly, NWS)
Title: Womanly Charms
Artist: [info]la_dissonance
Media: photoshop 7
Characters: Molly
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Background, What Background? Also girly parts. A dildo features prominently.
Themes/kinks chosen: Masturbation
Artist's notes: Thanks to the mods for letting me post when it wasn't technically my turn. :)
Art preview:

Molly had mastered the art of moving inanimate objects with magic long before she had to cook and clean for 9 people )
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