| Title: The Little Wizard's Book of Slutty Goosings Authors: pre_raphaelite1 and thegildedmagpieCharacters/Pairings: Fil(ius Flitwick), (Po)Mona (Sprout), "Mr. Snap"(e), "Madam" (Pomfrey), a Professor (Slughorn), a Prefect (Weasley), a Seer (Trelawney), a Caretaker (Filch), a Headmaster (obvious), (Gilde)Roy "Hartlock," and McPuss-in-Boots (also too obvious to dignify with a parenthetical). Rating: R Content/Warnings: Perversion of childhood memories, bad language, watersports, voyeurism, orgies, student/teacher, rectal exams/medical fetish, dubcon, various magical creature cameos which may or may not count as bestiality, references to public sex locations, Dumbledore's pants. Word Count: 1109 (but some of it is "poetry") Author's Notes: We are pleased to announce our long-awaited collaboration upon the total defilement of your childhood. Er, that is ... Fred and George are pleased to announce ... yeah. ( A Little Wizard's Book of Slutty Goosings ) - Tags:
*dd's birthday, *fic, 2011-03, author: pre_raphaelite1, author: thegildedmagpie, character: albus, character: anthony, character: argus, character: filius, character: fred, character: gilderoy, character: hagrid, character: horace, character: minerva, character: percy, character: pomona, character: poppy, character: severus, character: sibyll, character: squid, content: bestiality, content: boot fetish, content: corsets, content: costumes, content: cross-gen, content: dub-con, content: group sex, content: handjobs, content: masturbation, content: public sex, content: student/teacher, content: voyeurism, content: watersports
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| Title: When Snake meets Squid Author: jin_fenghuang and fanficforensics Characters/Pairings: Squid/Nagini, Nagini/Harry, implied Snape/Sirius Rating: R Kinks/Themes Chosen: crack, bestiality Other Warnings: Do not eat or drink while watching! We mean it! Summary/Description: Nagini does Dallas Hogwarts. You'll see. Author's Notes: On a hot summer night in Rome three fangirls opened a bottle of port. This is the result. Enjoy! When Snake meets Squid |
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| Title: Sushi. Artist: didodikaliMedia: pencil. Characters: Slughorn, Hooch, the Giant Squid. Rating: Porn fail, but the subtext's nice. Warnings: Squid. Themes/kinks chosen: edible aphrodisiacs ( Sushi. ) |
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| Title: Size Matters Artist: clayangelMedia: Gimp/Photoshop Characters: Luna, Giant Squid Rating: R Warnings: Bestiality Themes/kinks chosen: Coitus a unda aka undinism: sex in/under water Art preview: ( Not Worksafe ) |
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| Title: Pretty and Witty and Gay!, or, Squicking Fandom Author: eeyore9990Characters: Rubeus Hagrid/The Giant Squid Rating: R? Warnings: Crossdressing!Hagrid, tentacle!porn, dub/noncon, tentacle!bondage. Also, the pairing itself. Themes/kinks chosen: I'm thinking this qualifies as "hand job", but really, there aren't any hands involved. Just tentacles. Word Count: 2175 Summary: Hagrid has always longed for the freedom to roam out of doors while indulging his love of satins and lace. When Madame Maxime arrives from France, he finally has his chance. Author's notes: Okay, so. I had completely intended to have the Giant Squid pleasuring itself while watching the children frolic on a hot summer day (because for all the taboos I've written, I've never written tentacle!porn, and that's just WRONG), but then accioslash suggested that she'd like to see some crossdressing!Hagrid and my brain merged the two ideas together. I would say I'm sorry, but I'm totally not. I was so gleefully inspired that I wrote this whole fic in just under two hours. A very huge and special thank you to summerborn and kathrynthegreat for being brave enough to beta this for me. ( Pretty and Witty and Gay! ) |
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