Daily Deviant
- there is no such thing as 'too kinky'
17th December 2012 22:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: You Still Smell (Sirius/Snape)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]roozetter
From: [info]kinky_kneazle

Title: You Still Smell
Characters/Pairings: Sirius Black/Severus Snape
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Wall sex, hate sex, insults.
Other Warnings/Content: Biting.
Word Count: 2,000
Summary/Description: It was all so familiar, muttered taunts and cutting wit until the tension building between them just had to snap. How had he come to a place where Severus Snape knew all the spots to touch to make him shiver?
Author's Notes: Many thanks to L for the super-quick beta and to the [info]r_grayjoy and [info]ragdoll for being so understanding when real life hit with a vengeance. Dear Mystery Deviant, I do hope you enjoy this.

You Still Smell )
26th May 2012 23:53 - Fic: Fringe Benefits (Draco/Gabrielle/Percy, NC-17)
Title: Fringe Benefits
Author: [info]kinky_kneazle
Characters/Pairings: Draco/Gabrielle/Percy
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Essayeurs
Other Warnings: Double Penetration
Word Count: 2,863
Summary/Description: Madame paid well for the privilege of having the Malfoy heir as a client in her brothel, but Draco's job was not usually so enjoyable.
Author's Notes: I'm sneaking this in just on time, and (I’m sorry) didn't have time to get it beta'd. Percy was being too shy to get going. Please let me know if I've missed something!

Fringe Benefits )
30th April 2012 16:38 - Fic: Harry and the Minister (Harry/Kingsley, NC-17)
Title: Harry and the Minister
Author: [info]kinky_kneazle
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Kingsley
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Alternate pairing, agrexophilia
Other Warnings: N/A
Word Count: 1,232
Author's Notes: This is a little gift for [info]saintgilbert for – oh, so many things. Much love to the wonderful mods for gifting me with a posting day this month, and more love to [info]curiouslyfic for the beta and very helpful advice. This has been changed since Curi looked at it, and any errors that remain are mine.

Harry and the Minister )
26th March 2012 22:41 - Forty-Flavour Kisses (Harry/Neville, George/Pansy, Snape/Lupin, NC-17)
Title: Forty-Flavour Kisses
Author: [info]kinky_kneazle
Required Character and Prompt: Filius Flitwick and ice cream
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Neville, George/Pansy, Snape/Lupin
Rating: NC-17
Content/Warnings: Let's see... D/s, rimming, collaring, anal sex, fingering, wall!sex, food!porn, fellatio
Word Count: 4,200
Summary/Description: Fortescue's newest product is ice cream flavoured lip balm, and it's just irresistible.
Author's Notes: The title comes from a line from the Monkees' song "Last Train to Clarksville" and did, in fact, give me the spark of inspiration for this fic. With love to [info]uniquepov and [info]curiouslyfic for giving me pairings and kinks to work with: this fic is for them. And even more love to [info]curiouslyfic for the extra quick beta work.

Forty-Flavour Kisses )
13th December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: The Stray (Snape/Ron)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]entrenous88
From: [info]kinky_kneazle

Title: The Stray
Characters/Pairings: Severus Snape/Ron Weasley
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Public Spanking, D/s, Blow-jobs, Collaring
Other Warnings/Content: N/A
Word Count: 4,900
Summary/Description: The mystery wizard was like a stray pup - young, naïve, and clearly in need of training. Severus decided to take him in hand.
Author's Notes: Merry Kinky Kristmas, Mystery Prompter! Thank you so much for the awesome prompt - I fell in love as soon as I saw it! Love and kisses to my beautiful beta L, for always making it better, and FC for handholding and encouragement.

The Stray )
7th December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: How to Stop Sibling Rivalry (Teddy/James Sirius/Albus Severus)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]elfflame
From: [info]kinky_kneazle

Title: How to Stop Sibling Rivalry
Characters/Pairings: Teddy Lupin/James Potter/Albus Severus Potter
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Directed play
Other Warnings/Content: Incest, rimming, annoying older brothers.
Word Count: 3,500
Summary/Description: Teddy hates being the newest toy for the Potter boys to fight over, so he decides to make them see each other in a new light.
Author's Notes: Dear Deviant, Merry Kinky Kristmas! Teddy couldn't quite pull off being Dominant, but he still told the Potter boys what to do, and I hope you still enjoy this piece. With love to K for the advice and handholding, and U for beta-ing, encouragement, and finding the right words!

How to Stop Sibling Rivalry )
23rd October 2011 11:25 - FIC: His Little Girl's Tears (Severus/Hermione, NC-17)
Title: His Little Girl's Tears
Author: [info]kinky_kneazle
Characters/Pairings: Severus/Hermione, background Severus/Hermione/Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Tears, bathing
Other Warnings: Ageplay, Daddy/little girl dynamic
Word Count: 2,000
Summary/Description: Sometimes Hermione needs looking after.
Author's Notes: Much love to [info]uniquepov for the beta. This is set in the same universe as last month's foursome, and is dedicated to [info]deirdre_aithne who challenged me to write ageplay for her, on the occasion of her birthday. I hope you enjoy it ♥

His Little Girl's Tears )
23rd September 2011 22:30 - Fic: Rewarding Bad Behaviour (Severus/Harry/Draco/Hermione, NC-17)
Title: Rewarding Bad Behaviour
Author: [info]kinky_kneazle
Characters/Pairings: Severus/Hermione/Draco/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Begging, nipple play, pervertibles
Other Warnings: D/s, polyamory, rimming, frottage, bondage, spanking, a Daddy/little girl relationship that's not gone into more than the use of the word.
Word Count: 3,200
Summary/Description: Severus knows it's important to punish bad behaviour before it gets out of hand.
Author's Notes: This grouping was chosen by [info]kitty_fic on the occasion of her birthday. It was a lot harder to write a foursome than I thought it would be! With love to [info]uniquepov and [info]kitty_fic for the beta (yes, she beta'd her own present – I was wibbling!)

Rewarding Bad Behaviour )
29th August 2011 00:03 - Fic:Please Don't Tell Our Fathers (Neville/Albus/Scorpius, NC-17)
Title: Please Don't Tell Our Fathers
Author: [info]kinky_kneazle
Characters/Pairings: Neville/Scorpius/Albus Severus
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Authority Figure Roleplay
Other Warnings: Threesome, age difference, rimming
Word Count: 1,730
Summary/Description: Al and Scorpius will do anything to convince Auror Longbottom not to tell their fathers about the prank.
Author's Notes: This was written on the occasion of [info]uniquepov's birthday. It is a little late due to my forgetting that Tuesday was the 23rd, but I still hope she enjoys it! Thanks to the lovely mods for giving me a later posting day, and to [info]phoenixacid for betaing for me so that I wouldn't have to bug [info]uniquepov to beta her own present.

Neville stared at the two young men sitting naked in front of him. )
23rd July 2011 10:54 - Fic: Correspondence (Severus/Hermione)
Title: Correspondence
Author: [info]kinky_kneazle
Characters/Pairings: Severus/Hermione
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Erotographomania, sensory deprivation
Other Warnings: Bondage, caning, fisting, masturbation, fantasies, epistolary fic.
Word Count: ~2,300
Summary/Description: Sir, more than kisses, letters mingle souls; for, thus friends absent speak. - John Donne
Author's Notes: For [info]redcandle17, whose ideas inspired more than one story from me. With thanks to [info]deirdre_aithne for the early read through. Thanks to M for the beta.

Correspondence )
30th June 2011 14:58 - Fic: To Break a Curse (Bill/Seamus, NC-17)
Title: To Break a Curse
Author: [info]kinky_kneazle
Characters/Pairings: Seamus/Bill
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Alternative Pairing, Exhibitionism
Other Warnings: Light bondage
Word Count: ~1100
Summary/Description: Sometimes breaking curses requires something unexpected.
Author's Notes: Much love to the mods for giving me a new day to post this after something unexpected came up on my original day. And to the lovely help_japan auction winner, I hope you like this take on Bill and Seamus. And, as always, to my beta F. Any remaining errors are mine.

To Break a Curse )
23rd May 2011 22:02 - Fic: A Thief in the Night (Lucius/?, NC-17)
Title: A Thief in the Night
Author: [info]kinky_kneazle
Characters/Pairings: Lucius/?
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Harpaxophilia
Other Warnings: Bondage
Word Count: ~1500
Summary/Description: The Snitch is the most notorious thief in the Wizarding World, breaking into the homes of the oldest families and taking anything that takes his fancy. Lucius is determined to do what the Aurors can't: catch him.
Author's Notes: Love to F for the beta.

A Thief in the Night )
24th April 2011 02:59 - Fic: Harry Pornstar and the Philosopher's Boner (Harry/Oliver, NC-17)
I know this is late and I'm really sorry! I had IJ problems this morning and then had to go out and I'm only just getting home. Again, I'm really sorry, mods!

Title: Harry Pornstar and the Philosopher's Boner
Author: [info]kinky_kneazle
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Oliver, also mentions of Dumbledore/Hagrid/McGonagall, Harry/Hagrid, Hermione/Harry/Ron/Mountain Troll, Snape/Quirrell, Harry/Ron/Neville/Seamus/Dean
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Bad Porn Month!
Other Warnings: Crack and really bad innuendo.
Disclaimer: Although the characters in the movie were underage, in this porn-ish remake the actors are all legally consenting members of the adult film industry, and quite obviously above the legal age of consent. No suggestion of chan is intended.
Word Count: 1,180
Summary/Description: The Philosopher's Stone rewritten as porn – the "skip the DVD to the good parts" version.
Author's Notes: A few years ago I clicked a link and discovered Edward Penishands. This was my introduction to the porn industry tradition of remaking popular movies into porn. Wil Wheaton's news that there's a Star Trek: TNG XXX Parody coming out made me wonder what would happen if someone did a Harry Potter remake. I couldn't write all the porn scenes that there would be, but there's a hint of many, and my favourite in detail. Love to F for the super-quick beta. Some lines have been taken verbatim from Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone/

Harry Pornstar and the Philosopher's Boner )
23rd March 2011 10:34 - Fic: Every Flavor Heroes (NC-17, Various)
Title: Every Flavor Heroes
Author: [info]kinky_kneazle
Based On/Inspired By: The hilarious WWW's Dream Dolls by [info]serpenscript
Characters/Pairings: Draco/Android!Harry, Hermione/Android!Remus, George/Android!Snape
Rating: NC-17
Content/Warnings: Rimming, Androids, dildos, very vague suggestions of bestiality (i.e animal-shaped dildos), fantasy, sex toys
Word Count: 2,500
Summary/Description: They're mix and match, guaranteed to be ready when you are and come with a free patented Daydream Charm. For any flavor of hero you like, try Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes' Dream Dolls.
Author's Notes: I laughed very loudly when I first saw this image and couldn't get it out of my head. [info]serpenscript, this doesn't do justice to your image, but it was the only way I could pay homage. With love to my beta F, and a big HAPPY BIRTHDAY to [info]daily_deviant and all her deviant followers!

One Harry Potter head, with lightning scar. One body, size 'lean'. )
24th February 2011 00:07 - Fic: Wands at the Ready!: Sex in Modern Wizarding Britain (Hermione/Various, NC-17)
Title: Wands at the Ready! : Sex in Modern Wizarding Britain
Author: [info]kinky_kneazle
Characters/Pairings: Hermione/Draco/Blaise, Hermione/Remus, Hermione/Madam Rosmerta, Hermione/Lucius/Narcissa (implied)
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Sexology
Other Warnings: Analingus, Masturbatio, Double Penetration, roleplaying, spanking
Word Count: 1300
Summary/Description: Hermione takes her research very seriously
Author's Notes: Loosely inspired by Tricia from Mallrats. Hermione does get screwed in an uncomfortable place that isn't the back of a Volkswagen, but she enjoys it! With love to my beta for the quick read through. When I saw the theme, I knew it had to be Hermione.

Subjects 12 and 13 )
23rd January 2011 16:50 - Fic: Big Hands (Hagrid/Hermione, NC-17)
Title: Big Hands
Author: [info]kinky_kneazle
Characters/Pairings: Hermione/Hagrid
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Phallophilia, pyrophilia
Other Warnings: Masturbation, Teacher/Student relations
Word Count: 1300 words
Summary/Description: Hermione tells herself that it's research, but really she's looking for something. When she sees Hagrid naked by the lake she thinks that maybe she's found it.
Author's Notes: It's my sweetheart and erstwhile beta's birthday today, so I told him he could choose the theme and characters for this month's DD. Which is, I guess, my way of saying it's not my fault!!! Happy Birthday F, and thanks for doing the beta even though it was your present.

Big Hands )
16th December 2010 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: The Lost Boy (Neville/Ginny/Luna)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]woldy
From: [info]kinky_kneazle

Title: The Lost Boy
Characters/Pairings: Neville/Ginny/Luna
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Threesomes, first times, cunnilingus,
Other Warnings/Content:
Word Count: 2,400
Summary/Description: When the war is over Neville feels lost and all he wants to do is forget. Luna thinks she can help with that.
Author's Notes: With thanks to my beta F for the very quick turn-around, and to the mods for a little extra time. As soon as I saw this prompt, this story came to mind. It's about being healed. I hope you enjoy it, mystery Giftee.

Neville hadn’t wanted to go back to Hogwarts. )
23rd November 2010 10:17 - Fic: Feel Again (Millicent/Hermione, R)
Title: Feel Again
Author: [info]kinky_kneazle
Characters/Pairings: Hermione/Millicent
Rating: Possibly on an R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Harems
Other Warnings: Non-con and torture happening off-screen, but the effects are seen.
Word Count: 1000
Summary/Description: In the Harem Hermione finds herself leaning on a very unexpected person for support.
Author's Notes: Not what I intended to write this month but it’s what came out. Thanks to my darling for the super-quick beta.

Hermione woke not knowing where she was. )
23rd October 2010 23:55 - Fic: Sacrifice (Snape/Luna; NC-17)
Title: Sacrifice
Author: [info]kinky_kneazle
Characters/Pairings: Snape/Luna
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Sacrifice
Other Warnings: Chan (Luna is sixteen). Could be construed as dubious-consent as it’s not a decision that Luna would have made in normal circumstances.
Word Count: 1100
Summary/Description: Severus isn’t happy about taking the girl’s virginity, but it’s better than what the Dark Lord has planned for her.
Author's Notes: This was rushed, as I was sure this month was analingus and had written most of that story before I decided to double-check. I’m not completely happy with it, but I hope you enjoy it. Thanks to F for the beta.

Isn’t that a little barbaric, Lucius? )
23rd September 2010 23:45 - FIC: Being Obeyed (Bill/Tonks/Charlie, NC-17)
Title: Being Obeyed
Author: [info]kinky_kneazle
Characters/Pairings: Bill/Tonks/Charlie
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Please Your Mod
Other Warnings: BDSM, incest, femdom, spanking, cunnilingus
Word Count: 1,400
Summary/Description: Bill and Tonks have never quite managed to get it together, until he finds someone willing to take on the role neither of them want.
Author's Notes: Thanks to F for the beta. I’m not sure which mod I’m writing for here, but I hope you enjoy this, and thanks to all the mods for the wonderful work they do with this community, and especially for letting me post a little later after the internet died on me last night.

Tonks followed the instructions in Bill’s note carefully. )
23rd August 2010 23:46 - FIC: Taking Precautions (Arthur/Molly, NC-17)
Title: Taking Precautions
Author: [info]kinky_kneazle
Characters/Pairings: Arthur/Molly
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Celibacy.
Other Warnings: None - very tame.
Word Count: 1420
Summary/Description: Arthur thinks two children is enough, so there's no sex in the Weasley household.
Author's Notes: A little late in Australia, but on time in the rest of the world, I think.

So no sex, okay? )
24th July 2010 10:48 - FIC: What it Feels Like for a Girl (Fred/Hermione, NC-17)
Title: What it Feels Like For a Girl
Characters/Pairings: Fred/Hermione
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Cunnilingus
Other Warnings: Gender bending, cock rings.
Word Count: 1300
Summary/Description: Fred steals a cock ring from his brother without finding out what it does first.
Author's Notes: I completely missed last month and only realised when I started writing for this month. So, I have combined the prompts for last month and this month in an attempt to make up for it. I know it's the 24th here in Australia, but it's only the 23rd in the states, so I'm hoping I can sneak this in.

Hermione looked dubiously a the silver ring her husband held between his fingers. )
23rd May 2010 17:53 - FIC: "The Power of Pleasure" (Padma)
Title: Power of Pleasure
Author: [info]kinky_kneazle
Characters/Pairings: Padma (also Parvati and OFC, but mainly a solo Padma story)
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Menstrual Taboo
Other Warnings: Masturbation, hints of voyeurism/exhibitionism, masturbating in the same room as your identical twin
Word Count: 1,750
Summary/Description: When Padma is sent to India for her own safety during the war, she learns some traditions that her family had lost in England.
Author's Notes: This isn't quite what I expected when I started writing, nor is it as dirty, but I think I'm happy with it. Thanks to my sweetheart for the ultra-quick beta.

You see girls, men believe that our blood drains them of magic. )
26th April 2010 23:36 - Fic: Empty (Xenophilius/Olympe)
Title: Empty
Author: [info]kinky_kneazle
Characters/Pairings: Xenophilius Lovegood/Olympe Maxime
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: xenophilia: a sexual attraction to the exotic, strangers, or the unknown
Other Warnings: Fisting and frottage
Word Count: 1,000 words
Summary/Description: Xenophilius keeps looking for something different in the hope that it will fill the emptiness inside.
Author's Notes: I never thought I'd write fisting, yet here it is. I blame [info]daily_deviant completely. With thanks to my sweetheart for the super quick beta and to the lovely mods for allowing me to post this late after my panic attack and a complete rewrite.

Before Xenophilius met his wife it never bothered him that he was an outsider. )
23rd March 2010 20:57 - FIC: The Practice of Slavery (Hermione/Lucius/Narcissa, NC-17)
Title: The Practice of Slavery
Author: [info]kinky_kneazle
Based On/Inspired By: Beg to Serve by [info]_odella_
Characters/Pairings: Hermione/Lucius/Narcissa
Rating: NC-17
Content/Warnings: BDSM, slavery, cunnilingus, threesome, fellatio, femdom
Word Count: 1,200
Summary/Description: Despite Hermione's fight against the reintroduction of slavery, she finds herself owning the most unlikely pair and needs to find something for them to do. Lucius has a suggestion.
Author's Notes: This was meant to have more plot. A lot more plot. But I couldn't get the plot and the sex to flow easily. So in the interest of good storytelling I got rid of the plot and kept the sex. With love to my love, Frank, for the very last minute beta he did for me.

I took this month's challenge as an opportunity to look through heaps of art, and this piece spoke to me, especially the idea of Hermione, founder of SPEW finding herself with slaves. I knew I had to write the story. [info]_odella_, I don't think I've done your beautiful artwork justice, but I hope you enjoy it. Happy Birthday Daily Deviant!!!

The Practice of Slavery )
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